Hi people! For the ten or eleven of you who read this before, then you know that this story used to be called "Noah's Bitch", but Fanfiction.net (being the uppity assholes that they are) decided they didn't like my story (or maybe it was just the title, I'll never know) and took it off. (bastards.....) But now it's back for your enjoyment, even though I can't be sure for how long. This is just a little lime I put together about the Kaibas, focusing on everyone's favorite taboo subjects, homosexuality and incest. Don't get me wrong. I don't believe in either one of those things (especially not the latter). I just mostly wanted to try my hand at writing something like this, so if you're looking for someone to blame for the existence of this fic, blame SecretSoul (for writing a pretty good incest fic) and that Yu-Gi-Oh episode from two or three weeks ago (dubbed or not, it was still limey!). This is my first attempt at a guy/guy story, and I realize it's probably not one of my better ones, but bear with me anyway. And now, on with the fic.

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to the guy who created him. Happy now?

Noa's Revenge

Chapter 1: Noa's Declaration of *Love*

Noa has Mokuba kidnapped and brought to him (only to piss Seto off!). After he tries in vain to make Seto villainous in Mokuba's eyes (like that'll ever happen!), Noa starts seeing the young boy in a whole new light....

Noa (to himself): I can't believe the unshakeable devotion Mokuba has to his brother. I wish he'd love me like that. Just look at him--those innocent onyx eyes, that soft skin, that gorgeous black hair--he's beautiful. Seto doesn't deserve him. That's it! I don't care what it takes. I will make him mine!

Noa: Guess what, Mokuba? I've decided to make you my bitch.

Mokuba *eyebrow raised*: Excuse me?

Noa: You heard me. I'm gonna make you my love slave.

Mokuba: I think you've been living in Virtual Fantasy Land a little too long.

Noa: My love for you is a dream come true. Don't fight what destiny has in store for us.

Mokuba: Go fuck yourself, jerkoff!

Noa (caressing Mokuba's hair): Ooh, you're so feisty. That really turns me on.

Mokuba (slaps his hand away): Don't touch me, you bastard! Just you wait. Seto's gonna come kick your ass, then we'll finally be rid of you.

Noa: Oh please, I'd like to see him try.

Seto (comes out of nowhere): Mokuba!

Mokuba (happy as a cricket): Seto! Now you're gonna get it, asshole!

Seto: Let my brother go or else!

Noa: Or else what, lame ass? You'll beat me up? Go ahead, do your worst. Mokuba's my bitch now, and I'm never letting him go.

Seto (majorly pissed): That's it! No one calls my brother a bitch and gets away with it! Go Obelisk! Destroy him!

Obelisk tries to kill Noa, but he just teleports out of the way, then he manages to (mysteriously) send the monster to the Shadow Realm.

Seto: You bastard! How did you do that?

Noa: My superior brain is far more evolved than yours, so I have the power of telekinesis on my side. I told you nothing would stop me from keeping Mokuba.

Seto: Damn you! You can use all the phony psychic tricks you want. I will free my brother, no matter what!

Oh no, not a cliffie! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I originally didn't intend for this to be a two or three chapter story, but I don't know where I'm going with this yet. Anyway, let me know what you think so far, and remember---all flames will be donated to the "Burn Kikyo, Anzu, Fujiko, and Britney At The Stake" Fund. Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!