Well, people, we've finally reached the final chapter of this concoction of a story. I hope you've enjoyed this little journey into 'forbidden territory land' and wish that you come back for a visit again. Anyway, I'd like to thank everyone who voluntarily (or not) contributed to the "Burn Kikyo, Anzu, Fujiko and Britney at the stake" fund, especially the person who gave me matches, gasoline, lighters, and the like. They will all be put to good use at the end of this fic. Sorry that this chapter is so short, but I wanted to go ahead and finish the story. Now, it's time for the final chapter of "Noa's Revenge aka Noa's Bitch":

Chapter 4: True Love Reunion

It was at that point that Seto saw that he was only a few inches away from the Millennium Rod. He soon realized that if he could get his hands on it, Noah would be history. He began to crawl towards the Rod, which seemed farther away than it actually was.

Seto (to himself): Come on, dammit, reach! I've got to stop Noa before it's too late!

As he continued his impossible task, he saw out the corner of his eye that Noa had grabbed a bottle of baby oil. He knew what that meant *wink wink*. He had about run out of time.

Seto (to himself): Oh no, I'm too late. Oh Mokuba, I so wanted your first time to be special, more meaningful. I'm sorry that I couldn't save you from him. Mokubaaaaa!

Just then, the Rod seemed to react to Seto's pain and flew straight into his hands. It then gave him the strength to fully recover. He questioned it for a second, then wasted no time in unsheathing the knife from within, running behind Noa, and stabbing him in the back, just as he was thisclose to entering Mokuba. He then wrapped his coat around his brother, scooped him up in his arms, and ran out of there like a bat out of hell. An hour later, Mokuba awoke to find himself in Seto's arms back at the Kaiba mansion.

Mokuba (groggily): Seto? Where are we?

Seto: We're back home, Mokuba. I managed to save you from Noa's clutches at the last second. (literally!)

Mokuba (begins to cry): I'm sorry, Seto. I know I've hurt you terribly by letting Noa have his way with me.

Seto (wipes away his tears): There's nothing to apologize for. I know you did it to save me, and I will always be grateful for that.

Mokuba: But I was gonna let him.....

Seto (places his index finger on Mokuba's lips): Shh. You need to rest now. You've had a trying day, as have I. We'll talk about this later.

Mokuba: Alright. (looks into Seto's soothingly gentle (A/N: there's two words you don't hear associated with Seto Kaiba!) blue eyes) Seto?

Seto (gazing into Mokuba's innocent onyx eyes): Yes Mokuba?

Mokuba (plants a light kiss on Seto's lips): Aishiteru, seme.

Seto (taken aback, but gleeful): Aishiteru, uke.

Seto then carries his beautiful angel upstairs to put him to bed. Meanwhile, back in Virtual Fantasy Land, Noa gets up and pulls the Millennium Rod out of his back (which isn't even bleeding!)

Noa: So, Seto thinks he's gotten rid of me, has he? Well, he's in for a rude awakening, for I cannot be disposed of so easily. Someday soon, I will come back for my bitch, and he will be mine, heart and soul. Just you wait and see, Seto. I'll be back.(laughs like the Terminator, if he actually did laugh) Mwahahahaha!!!!

To be continued (whenever).....

I know you people want to kill me right now for ending it like this, but fear not, for there will be *drum roll* a sequel! Then all the questions that are swimming around in your head (like why the hell Noa isn't dead!) will be answered. But don't look for it to be up until after I come back from my hiatus, which starts at the end of next month. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for some revenge of my own. (snaps fingers, then Kikyo, Anzu, Fujiko and Britney Spears appear, tied to four stakes surrounded by firewood)

Anzu: Hey, how did we get here?

Fujiko: And why are we tied to these things?

IceRose (me): Well, ladies, to answer your questions, I've decided to do the world a favor and rid you all of your existences by burning you up like raw steaks.

Britney: But why?

IceRose: Because I hate your guts. Now, before we begin, I've decided to put someone else up there to join you. (snaps fingers again, then the guy who created Fanfiction.net is also tied to a stake)

Fanfiction.net guy: What in the hell am I doing here?

IceRose: You didn't think I was gonna let you bastards get away with removing my story, did you? You must pay the price as well. (douses the firewood, as well as the five tied-up people, with gasoline) Any last words before you burn in hell?

All tied-up people: YOU'RE AN INSANE LITTLE BITCH!!!

IceRose: Thank you. Now, DIE!!!! (lights a match and throws it at the people, who immediately get engulfed in flames) Burn, baby, burn! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

A guy in a white coat: Ms. IceRoseDragonGurl, I'm afraid you'll have to come with us.

IceRose: Well, folks, looks like my hiatus is going to be starting a lot sooner than I thought. So, look for the sequel to this story when I get released from the psych ward of the Fanfiction.net mental institution. (yells as she is strapped in a straight jacket and thrown in the back of an ambulance) And don't forget.....LEAVE A REVIEW.......