The Adventures of Chevron Guy: Just another day at the office
Authors note: Thanks for your feedback guys!! Glad to see you appreciate the amazingness of Chevron guy. For those of you who commented on his name. It is actually 'Walter Davis' but he has also been seen with the name badge 'Norman Davis. Apparently his actor 'Gary Jones' doesn't even know what his actual name is! There is also another 'chevron encoding man' called 'Simmons' but he's not the star of this particular story. The Chevron Guy I'm referring to is the one with the glasses and blond hair. 'Siler' has also been mentioned, while he is involved with chevron type things he doesn't engage them. Anyway ever wondered whats going on in Chevron Guy's head when he says 'chevron six encoded'? No probably not. well I have coz my life's just that interesting.
Me: Chevron one encoded (here we go again. I can't believe I'm part of the biggest project in the history of Earth and my most important job is. this. People actually think I'm only interested in chevrons - it is SO annoying (although it was interesting to watch General Hammond try to mime a chevron that time we played Charades.))
Me: Chevron two encoded (General Hammond is standing right behind me. watching the screen, what doesn't he trust me to say the right number? Afraid I might say 'chevron four' instead of 'chevron three'?)
Me: Chevron. three encoded (Ok I admit I was reeeeeeally tempted but I chickened out at the last second.hmm I wonder what he would have said. 'Excuse me Airman but I believe you've forgotten how to count' shove it fatso)
Me: Chevron four engaged (thought I'd add a bit of variety)
Hammond: Airman?
Me: (in my innocent-as-an-angel voice) Yes Sir?
Hammond: Please stick to the proper countdown, we don't want to confuse things
Me: Yes Sir (Oh please how could that confuse things?)
Hammond: And stop fluttering your eyelashes at me (dammit that was part of my innocent-as-an-angel routine)
Me: Chevron . errr five ENCODED (I say the last word extra loud for good measure so he can't accuse me of anything, he never lets us have any fun round here. I wonder if he notice that little pause when I nearly forgot what number I was doing, I hope he didn't he'd probably give this job to someone else. like Simmons. Grrr I hate that guy - sometimes he gets to engage the chevrons and then boy do I get jealous. Once I slipped laxatives into his coffee so he had to rush out in the middle of 'chevron six' it was hilarious! - Well I laughed and Hammond frowned but I could tell he was laughing inside)
Me: Chevron six encoded (hehe I said this one in a French accent which was quite exciting. I'm considering doing the next one in my best Teal'c impression. hmm have just tried cocking head and raising eyebrow but its actually impossible (it achieved me a few odd looks from General Hammond though) so I think I'll give that idea a miss. Hmmm the last chevron is taking agggggges to encode, it always does, I think its to increase the suspense or something, hehe bet I can make Georgie Porgie panic.)
Me: Sir! Sir! Hammond: Airman what's wrong!? Me: It's chevron seven sir! It's. it's.. Georgey: What!? What!? Me: Encoded sir, just thought you'd like to know (mwahahaha, I'm going to get in trouble for that but it was worth it just to see Georgey run and that big bald head of his turn red. hehe)
The End
Author note: Thanks for reading, please hit the 'review' button to show your support for Chevron Guy. Sorry this one wasn't very long I'm in the middle of writing my first ever serious fanfic which is quite a challenge. If anyone out there is interested in beta reading it for me (checking I got rid of all the references to G. Hammond's rear end etc.) then send me an email (its an S/J story). Till next time. toodles!
Authors note: Thanks for your feedback guys!! Glad to see you appreciate the amazingness of Chevron guy. For those of you who commented on his name. It is actually 'Walter Davis' but he has also been seen with the name badge 'Norman Davis. Apparently his actor 'Gary Jones' doesn't even know what his actual name is! There is also another 'chevron encoding man' called 'Simmons' but he's not the star of this particular story. The Chevron Guy I'm referring to is the one with the glasses and blond hair. 'Siler' has also been mentioned, while he is involved with chevron type things he doesn't engage them. Anyway ever wondered whats going on in Chevron Guy's head when he says 'chevron six encoded'? No probably not. well I have coz my life's just that interesting.
Me: Chevron one encoded (here we go again. I can't believe I'm part of the biggest project in the history of Earth and my most important job is. this. People actually think I'm only interested in chevrons - it is SO annoying (although it was interesting to watch General Hammond try to mime a chevron that time we played Charades.))
Me: Chevron two encoded (General Hammond is standing right behind me. watching the screen, what doesn't he trust me to say the right number? Afraid I might say 'chevron four' instead of 'chevron three'?)
Me: Chevron. three encoded (Ok I admit I was reeeeeeally tempted but I chickened out at the last second.hmm I wonder what he would have said. 'Excuse me Airman but I believe you've forgotten how to count' shove it fatso)
Me: Chevron four engaged (thought I'd add a bit of variety)
Hammond: Airman?
Me: (in my innocent-as-an-angel voice) Yes Sir?
Hammond: Please stick to the proper countdown, we don't want to confuse things
Me: Yes Sir (Oh please how could that confuse things?)
Hammond: And stop fluttering your eyelashes at me (dammit that was part of my innocent-as-an-angel routine)
Me: Chevron . errr five ENCODED (I say the last word extra loud for good measure so he can't accuse me of anything, he never lets us have any fun round here. I wonder if he notice that little pause when I nearly forgot what number I was doing, I hope he didn't he'd probably give this job to someone else. like Simmons. Grrr I hate that guy - sometimes he gets to engage the chevrons and then boy do I get jealous. Once I slipped laxatives into his coffee so he had to rush out in the middle of 'chevron six' it was hilarious! - Well I laughed and Hammond frowned but I could tell he was laughing inside)
Me: Chevron six encoded (hehe I said this one in a French accent which was quite exciting. I'm considering doing the next one in my best Teal'c impression. hmm have just tried cocking head and raising eyebrow but its actually impossible (it achieved me a few odd looks from General Hammond though) so I think I'll give that idea a miss. Hmmm the last chevron is taking agggggges to encode, it always does, I think its to increase the suspense or something, hehe bet I can make Georgie Porgie panic.)
Me: Sir! Sir! Hammond: Airman what's wrong!? Me: It's chevron seven sir! It's. it's.. Georgey: What!? What!? Me: Encoded sir, just thought you'd like to know (mwahahaha, I'm going to get in trouble for that but it was worth it just to see Georgey run and that big bald head of his turn red. hehe)
The End
Author note: Thanks for reading, please hit the 'review' button to show your support for Chevron Guy. Sorry this one wasn't very long I'm in the middle of writing my first ever serious fanfic which is quite a challenge. If anyone out there is interested in beta reading it for me (checking I got rid of all the references to G. Hammond's rear end etc.) then send me an email (its an S/J story). Till next time. toodles!