The Adventures of Chevron Guy: A Jolly Holiday
A/N: Sorry this one taken a little while been busy writing my serious fic. Thanks to everyone who reviewed the last one!! Hope you like this one as much. (
Me: (!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to go through the stargate!!! I've been here 7 years and finally they're going to let me go through. I've asked before but Georgey's always making excuses 'When you're older', 'when you stop putting super-glue on Simmon's chair (he started it)', 'when you stop stalking Major Carter (I still maintain that she followed me into the women's changing room)' anyway the excuses are endless. But now he's decided that everyone on the base should have to go through it at least once in case of an emergency evacuation, so lucky lucky me gets to go through the gate with SG1 (mmmm MC). We drew lots from a hat to see which team we get to go with but I reckon MC rigged it so we could be together)
Hammond: Airman have you prepared everything for gate travel in an hour? You will be there for a day so make sure you have everything you need.
Me: Yes Sir (Oh crap I need to pack!)
Colonel'General-Hammond's-favourite'O'Neill: All ready to go Airman? (He gives this stupid smug 'look at me I'm a Colonel' smile)
Me: Yes Sir (Bite me. I shoot a seductive look at MC but she's busy fiddling with her backpack. ah well sure we will have plenty of times to be 'alone')
Colonel'keeps-eyeing-up-my-chick'O'Neill: Let go (he steps through the stargate)
MC: Come on Airman (I stand by the big blue shimmering opening, and for a second I actually think I'm going to wet myself (no please not again and not in front of MC). This is the closest I've ever been to the stargate when it's activated and its soooo scary. Now I like to think I'm a pretty hard man, I was nicknamed 'the brave one' out of the Chevron encoding team because I stole Georgey's sandwich (you should have heard him roar) but this is a joke, there is no way I'm stepping through that)
Me: Erm. Major
MC: Come on, its easy (she flashes me a killer smile and steps through. well if she's going then I'm sure as hell not gona leave her alone with Colonel'Cant-keep-his-hands-to-himself'O'Neill. Ok deep breath. )
Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW (I'm gona die, I'm gona die, I'm gona die) ARGHHHHH!!! (And I hit the floor with a giant THWACK!)
Teal'c: Are you ok Chevron Man? (He offers me a hand, I consider yelling 'I have a name! But decided it was unwise to anger a Jaffa)
Daniel Jackson: Jack I'm just going to go check out those stone symbols we saw on our last trip (he is such a geek, I was slightly worried he might try to steal my woman but now I see there's no way anyone would like stupid rock boy)
Me: Pah! Rocks! (I'm so cool, I'm even wearing my hat backwards, the epitome of coolness, unlike Daniel with his hankie on his head. like that's still cool)
Colonel'there's-not-a-brown-hair-on-my-head'O'Neill: Ok, We'll move on to the Beta site and check in with the guys there
Me: Major Carter do you think we should hold hands so we don't get lost? (She can be my travel buddy)
MC: I don't think that will be necessary Airman (but you can tell she wants it)
Me: Ah I understand, we don't want HIM to get jealous (I give her a wink, but she just walks away. I love girls who play hard to get. I decided to stay quite while we walked out of the cave and toward a clearing)
Colonel'I-use-sarcasm-as-a-defence-mechanism'O'Neill: Ok Carter, this spot good enough for you?
MC: Yes Sir, it looks perfect, I'll get started right away (she's using some complicated instrument and sticking it into the ground and taking readings. She looks really hot when she's concentrating)
Me: What are you doing?
MC: Taking some soil samples to check whether this planet will be suitable to re-home the people of P3X234
Me: I see (Soil sample?!?!?!? What the hell is that! SG1 are supposed to do the top important stuff and now they're taking soil samples! Oh yeah because that's really going important. Why don't they give that job to some incompetent group like SG12 rather than wasting the talents of MC, Daniel and Teal'c! When are we actually going to see some action?) Erm. when are we going to fight some bad guys? (Lame I know but this is SG1 something always happens to them even on routine missions)
MC: Afraid not going to be any bad guys on this trip, maybe next time (she's patronising me, I can tell. I HATE it when people do that, just because she's on the SGC's flagship team and I only engage the chevrons doesn't mean I'm any less intelligent or brave than her!)
KABOOM!!!!
Me: Argh!!!!!!! (I admit it I ran and screamed like a girl)
Colonel'I-secretly-fancy-nerdy-Daniel'O'Neill: Get down! (I'm way ahead of him, with reflexes as quick as a cat I'm curled up in a tight ball behind a rock)
MC: It's a patrol of Jaffa sir!
Colonel'Angrey-coz-he's-the-dense-one-in-SG1'O'Neill: How many can you see?
MC: At least 10 and I think there are some more in the trees!
Colonel'wearing-a-hat-makes-my-ears-stick-out'O'Neill: Ok, lets make a run for it back to the stargate
MC: (to me) Ok Airman we're going to make a run to the stargate ok?
Me: OK (I'm going to be sick - there are hundreds of them! I haven't been this scared since that Halloween trick Simmons played on me last year) Ahhhhhhhh!!!! (I don't know why, but it makes me feel better to scream my head off while running)
MC: (into her Walkie-Talkie) Sir we made it
Colonel'my-voice-is-too-deep-and-sexy'O'Neill: Me and Teal'c will be right there, Daniel there?
MC: Yes Sir (He's still looking at rocks.. dork)
Me: They're here (Colonel'grey-hair-is-NOT-distinguishing'O'Neill and Teal'c are standing at the opening of the cave where the stargate is keeping off the Jaffa, Daniel is dialling out) Chevron one encoded, Chevron two encoded, chevron three encoded.
MC: Erm Airman this really isn't the time
Me: But it helps me keep calm (Before I could carry on my chevron counting the Stargate 'wooshed' into action)
Me: We made it! (All of us, stupid Colonel'doesn't-know-how-to-get-himself- killed'O'Neill. I think that's enough gate travel for me - far too terrifying. No I think I'd rather go back to engaging chevrons and working in the control room where the most exciting thing that happens is when Georgey thinks he's found a hair on his head.no one has the heart to tell him it's a shadow)
The End
A/N: Please let me know what you think about his latest adventure, any suggestions for new names for Colonel O'Neill are welcome! toodles
A/N: Sorry this one taken a little while been busy writing my serious fic. Thanks to everyone who reviewed the last one!! Hope you like this one as much. (
Me: (!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to go through the stargate!!! I've been here 7 years and finally they're going to let me go through. I've asked before but Georgey's always making excuses 'When you're older', 'when you stop putting super-glue on Simmon's chair (he started it)', 'when you stop stalking Major Carter (I still maintain that she followed me into the women's changing room)' anyway the excuses are endless. But now he's decided that everyone on the base should have to go through it at least once in case of an emergency evacuation, so lucky lucky me gets to go through the gate with SG1 (mmmm MC). We drew lots from a hat to see which team we get to go with but I reckon MC rigged it so we could be together)
Hammond: Airman have you prepared everything for gate travel in an hour? You will be there for a day so make sure you have everything you need.
Me: Yes Sir (Oh crap I need to pack!)
Colonel'General-Hammond's-favourite'O'Neill: All ready to go Airman? (He gives this stupid smug 'look at me I'm a Colonel' smile)
Me: Yes Sir (Bite me. I shoot a seductive look at MC but she's busy fiddling with her backpack. ah well sure we will have plenty of times to be 'alone')
Colonel'keeps-eyeing-up-my-chick'O'Neill: Let go (he steps through the stargate)
MC: Come on Airman (I stand by the big blue shimmering opening, and for a second I actually think I'm going to wet myself (no please not again and not in front of MC). This is the closest I've ever been to the stargate when it's activated and its soooo scary. Now I like to think I'm a pretty hard man, I was nicknamed 'the brave one' out of the Chevron encoding team because I stole Georgey's sandwich (you should have heard him roar) but this is a joke, there is no way I'm stepping through that)
Me: Erm. Major
MC: Come on, its easy (she flashes me a killer smile and steps through. well if she's going then I'm sure as hell not gona leave her alone with Colonel'Cant-keep-his-hands-to-himself'O'Neill. Ok deep breath. )
Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW (I'm gona die, I'm gona die, I'm gona die) ARGHHHHH!!! (And I hit the floor with a giant THWACK!)
Teal'c: Are you ok Chevron Man? (He offers me a hand, I consider yelling 'I have a name! But decided it was unwise to anger a Jaffa)
Daniel Jackson: Jack I'm just going to go check out those stone symbols we saw on our last trip (he is such a geek, I was slightly worried he might try to steal my woman but now I see there's no way anyone would like stupid rock boy)
Me: Pah! Rocks! (I'm so cool, I'm even wearing my hat backwards, the epitome of coolness, unlike Daniel with his hankie on his head. like that's still cool)
Colonel'there's-not-a-brown-hair-on-my-head'O'Neill: Ok, We'll move on to the Beta site and check in with the guys there
Me: Major Carter do you think we should hold hands so we don't get lost? (She can be my travel buddy)
MC: I don't think that will be necessary Airman (but you can tell she wants it)
Me: Ah I understand, we don't want HIM to get jealous (I give her a wink, but she just walks away. I love girls who play hard to get. I decided to stay quite while we walked out of the cave and toward a clearing)
Colonel'I-use-sarcasm-as-a-defence-mechanism'O'Neill: Ok Carter, this spot good enough for you?
MC: Yes Sir, it looks perfect, I'll get started right away (she's using some complicated instrument and sticking it into the ground and taking readings. She looks really hot when she's concentrating)
Me: What are you doing?
MC: Taking some soil samples to check whether this planet will be suitable to re-home the people of P3X234
Me: I see (Soil sample?!?!?!? What the hell is that! SG1 are supposed to do the top important stuff and now they're taking soil samples! Oh yeah because that's really going important. Why don't they give that job to some incompetent group like SG12 rather than wasting the talents of MC, Daniel and Teal'c! When are we actually going to see some action?) Erm. when are we going to fight some bad guys? (Lame I know but this is SG1 something always happens to them even on routine missions)
MC: Afraid not going to be any bad guys on this trip, maybe next time (she's patronising me, I can tell. I HATE it when people do that, just because she's on the SGC's flagship team and I only engage the chevrons doesn't mean I'm any less intelligent or brave than her!)
KABOOM!!!!
Me: Argh!!!!!!! (I admit it I ran and screamed like a girl)
Colonel'I-secretly-fancy-nerdy-Daniel'O'Neill: Get down! (I'm way ahead of him, with reflexes as quick as a cat I'm curled up in a tight ball behind a rock)
MC: It's a patrol of Jaffa sir!
Colonel'Angrey-coz-he's-the-dense-one-in-SG1'O'Neill: How many can you see?
MC: At least 10 and I think there are some more in the trees!
Colonel'wearing-a-hat-makes-my-ears-stick-out'O'Neill: Ok, lets make a run for it back to the stargate
MC: (to me) Ok Airman we're going to make a run to the stargate ok?
Me: OK (I'm going to be sick - there are hundreds of them! I haven't been this scared since that Halloween trick Simmons played on me last year) Ahhhhhhhh!!!! (I don't know why, but it makes me feel better to scream my head off while running)
MC: (into her Walkie-Talkie) Sir we made it
Colonel'my-voice-is-too-deep-and-sexy'O'Neill: Me and Teal'c will be right there, Daniel there?
MC: Yes Sir (He's still looking at rocks.. dork)
Me: They're here (Colonel'grey-hair-is-NOT-distinguishing'O'Neill and Teal'c are standing at the opening of the cave where the stargate is keeping off the Jaffa, Daniel is dialling out) Chevron one encoded, Chevron two encoded, chevron three encoded.
MC: Erm Airman this really isn't the time
Me: But it helps me keep calm (Before I could carry on my chevron counting the Stargate 'wooshed' into action)
Me: We made it! (All of us, stupid Colonel'doesn't-know-how-to-get-himself- killed'O'Neill. I think that's enough gate travel for me - far too terrifying. No I think I'd rather go back to engaging chevrons and working in the control room where the most exciting thing that happens is when Georgey thinks he's found a hair on his head.no one has the heart to tell him it's a shadow)
The End
A/N: Please let me know what you think about his latest adventure, any suggestions for new names for Colonel O'Neill are welcome! toodles