*The Second Meeting of the Hot Wings Club*
Him: Yeh heh heh! Heyas club members! Now today we will get to meet all of you special
peoples and maybe eat hot wings! But first I'd like to introduce someone I found at a hot
wings party at Jin's friend Paige's house. His name is Ralph!
Ralph: Heh heh heh...
Him: And guess who else I found! The hot wing-eating member of the forgotten Rokuyoukai
Team- Roto!
Roto: That Ralph person looks a little evil... You're all evil I bet!
Him: Yeh heh heh, that weirdo really has problems...
Roto: You all have problems! Like the guy with the plunger-
Suzaku: *hugs plunger* You gotta problem with that bub?
Roto: Ralph's taking stuff out of Urarishima's pocket, who's too busy eating the
small-headed Ruka's hair...
Urarishima: Mmm... hair...
Ruka: Duh... I like juice! And spagetti!
Ralph: Who's stealing? *hides money behind back* Not me... *he catches on fire* Nooooooo!
Anything but Karma!
Kurama: *crashes through window* Someone call me?
Ralph: I said Karma bub! KAARRRRMMAAAAAAA!!!
Kurama: Hey! That guy is on fire! *starts beating the fire out*
Ralph: *is covered in burn marks and bruises* Okay okay, I admit it! I stole the money! I
spat in Touya's oatmeal!...
Touya: *at home watching them on TV covers his mouth and races to the bathroom*
Ralph: ...and I put the screw in the tuna!!!
Suzaku: *was stuffing his plunger in a giant vat of tuna and then pulls it out* Noooo! I
think Plunger swallowed it! *starts shaking the plunger* You mustn't die! You're the only
sane one!!!
Jin: I'll save it! *presses a tape recorder button and Hiei and Kurama's heroic music starts
playing*
Kurama: He stole my heroic music... Grr...
Jin: *starts jumping on the plunger* Don't... worry... I... know... what... I'm... doing...
Suzaku: O.O My plunger... is so brave...
Yusuke: *races in with Kuwabara's shoe* I can't find Kuwabara! Ooh look, there's something
wrong with plunger! *walks over* Hiya Suzaku, what up?
Suzaku: *starts shaking Yusuke* My plunger ate a screw in the tuna! And no one is helping!
Touya: *comes out of nowhere* Hi... *takes the plunger* 'scuse me, I didn't know oatmeal
clogged toilets...
Ralph: Hey! You're the guy with the oatmeal I spat in!
Touya: *covers mouth and runs out. A minute later he comes back with the plunger* Here.
Suzaku: *hugs plunger* You saved it!!! I love you!
Everyone: O.O
Suzaku: I'm just kidding. I hate you for kidnapping my plunger! *bangs Touya on the head
until he's unconscious and walks away*
Urarishima: *starts pulling Jin's hair* Ooh... must eat...
Jin: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! *gets into a boat that comes out of nowhere and flies away in
it into the sky full of clouds shaped like Teletubbies and a sun with an annoyingly
high-pitched voice* Hey! Where'd this stuff come from?
Sign: The Teletubbies Club
Jin: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
* * * *
Suzaku and Aniki: *are playing tug of war with the plunger*
Suzaku: *rips off Aniki's arms along with the plunger* Hah!
Aniki: *arms reattatch and he takes away the plunger while Suzaku isn't paying attention*
I miss my baby brother... *goes into a fetal position and rocks back and forth with the
plunger*
Suzaku: *voice turns high like a girl's* Give it back meanie!!!
Aniki: *hisses*
Suzaku: I'll show you... Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusukeeeeeee! Aniki won't give back my plunger!
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Next: Jin in Teletubbyland, and Aniki's Seperation Anxiety
Him: Yeh heh heh! Heyas club members! Now today we will get to meet all of you special
peoples and maybe eat hot wings! But first I'd like to introduce someone I found at a hot
wings party at Jin's friend Paige's house. His name is Ralph!
Ralph: Heh heh heh...
Him: And guess who else I found! The hot wing-eating member of the forgotten Rokuyoukai
Team- Roto!
Roto: That Ralph person looks a little evil... You're all evil I bet!
Him: Yeh heh heh, that weirdo really has problems...
Roto: You all have problems! Like the guy with the plunger-
Suzaku: *hugs plunger* You gotta problem with that bub?
Roto: Ralph's taking stuff out of Urarishima's pocket, who's too busy eating the
small-headed Ruka's hair...
Urarishima: Mmm... hair...
Ruka: Duh... I like juice! And spagetti!
Ralph: Who's stealing? *hides money behind back* Not me... *he catches on fire* Nooooooo!
Anything but Karma!
Kurama: *crashes through window* Someone call me?
Ralph: I said Karma bub! KAARRRRMMAAAAAAA!!!
Kurama: Hey! That guy is on fire! *starts beating the fire out*
Ralph: *is covered in burn marks and bruises* Okay okay, I admit it! I stole the money! I
spat in Touya's oatmeal!...
Touya: *at home watching them on TV covers his mouth and races to the bathroom*
Ralph: ...and I put the screw in the tuna!!!
Suzaku: *was stuffing his plunger in a giant vat of tuna and then pulls it out* Noooo! I
think Plunger swallowed it! *starts shaking the plunger* You mustn't die! You're the only
sane one!!!
Jin: I'll save it! *presses a tape recorder button and Hiei and Kurama's heroic music starts
playing*
Kurama: He stole my heroic music... Grr...
Jin: *starts jumping on the plunger* Don't... worry... I... know... what... I'm... doing...
Suzaku: O.O My plunger... is so brave...
Yusuke: *races in with Kuwabara's shoe* I can't find Kuwabara! Ooh look, there's something
wrong with plunger! *walks over* Hiya Suzaku, what up?
Suzaku: *starts shaking Yusuke* My plunger ate a screw in the tuna! And no one is helping!
Touya: *comes out of nowhere* Hi... *takes the plunger* 'scuse me, I didn't know oatmeal
clogged toilets...
Ralph: Hey! You're the guy with the oatmeal I spat in!
Touya: *covers mouth and runs out. A minute later he comes back with the plunger* Here.
Suzaku: *hugs plunger* You saved it!!! I love you!
Everyone: O.O
Suzaku: I'm just kidding. I hate you for kidnapping my plunger! *bangs Touya on the head
until he's unconscious and walks away*
Urarishima: *starts pulling Jin's hair* Ooh... must eat...
Jin: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! *gets into a boat that comes out of nowhere and flies away in
it into the sky full of clouds shaped like Teletubbies and a sun with an annoyingly
high-pitched voice* Hey! Where'd this stuff come from?
Sign: The Teletubbies Club
Jin: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
* * * *
Suzaku and Aniki: *are playing tug of war with the plunger*
Suzaku: *rips off Aniki's arms along with the plunger* Hah!
Aniki: *arms reattatch and he takes away the plunger while Suzaku isn't paying attention*
I miss my baby brother... *goes into a fetal position and rocks back and forth with the
plunger*
Suzaku: *voice turns high like a girl's* Give it back meanie!!!
Aniki: *hisses*
Suzaku: I'll show you... Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusukeeeeeee! Aniki won't give back my plunger!
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Next: Jin in Teletubbyland, and Aniki's Seperation Anxiety