*The Third Meeting of the Hot Wings Club*
**Special: Jin in Teletubbyland****
Jin: *starts falling* Nnnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!
*the Teletubbies Club is playing catch with a carrot when they see Jin*
Gama: HEY LOOK A GUY! MAYBE HE HAS STUFF!
Bob: How normal.
Majari: Like, it totally isn't! Let's like, see if he wants to join our club!
*they all run outside to meet Jin*
Jin: O.O
*the club starts dragging Jin inside the clubhouse*
Jin: *kicks and punches trying to get them to let go* You people are POSSESSED I tell you!
Possessed! EVIL! EVIL! KILL KILL KILL! AAAH!
Majari: *ties him to a chair* Now no one will help you!!!
Jin: You'll see! My team will come and save me!
* * * *
Reisho: *chasing Touya and singing* Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go dooooown!
Bakuken: *sitting around eating bonbons* Hey, where's Jin?
Touya: Who cares!? Get this nut away from me!!!
Reishou: *is still singing and holding out a spoon with a cashew half in it*
Bakuken: I want a nanny... *sniffle*
* * * *
En: *another refridgerator full of hot wings attaches to him*
Him: Wowie! That's some power ya got there...
Urarishima: *is yanking Ralph's hair out one by one while Raplh steals from his pockets*
Kinda like the X-men, right? *turns to the TV*
Weird Voice that Sounds Like an Overly-Happy Englishman: *singing*
Teletubbies, Teletubbies...
Ralph: Never mind... Hey look! It's that wind person!
Jin: *on Teletubbies trying to beat the living poopoo out of them*
Ruka: Hi Jiiiiiin!!!
Aniki: He can't hear you! No one can... when you're in SPACE... *rocks back and forth* No
one hears me anymore either...
* * * *
Gama: *is sniffing around Jin like a dog* I DUNNO... HE DOESN'T SMELL GAY. HE CAN EITHER
LEARN FROM US OR BE A LONER!
Karasu: Maybe we should tell him about ourselves.
Majari: Yeah, like, my favorite food is Social Studies because I like learning about the
past and-
Gama: YOU ARE A STUPID PERSON MAJARI!!
Majari: *starts crying and turns pink*
* * * *
Yusuke: *is holding Puu* Now remember, you're going for Jin and only Jin, got that?
Puu: Puu!!
Yusuke: Good! Now go! *throws Puu into the air* Now if you die, I don't know what I'd do!
Maybe die, I guess...
* * * *
Puu: *flies where Jin is*
Jin: Yay! A rescuer!
Puu: Puu!
Gama: SEE KARASU I TOLD YOU YOU SMELLED!!!
Majari: Yeah Karasu, like, what IS that intoxicating perfume you're wearing?
Karasu: *bats eyes* Do you like it? It's called 'Essence of Poo.'
Puu: *rolls eyes and tries untying Jin before remembering he doesn't have any hands*
Jin: *ropes eventually give away to Puu's beating* I'm free! *picks up Karasu and throws
him in the Club's lit fireplace* Heh heh... fire... fire! Crows in fire! Heh heh!
Majari: Nooooo! *picks up Karasu and catches on fire* My outfit!!! *starts rolling on the
ground*
Me: You see Jin, you can't just throw our club members into fire. We each represent a
holiday in the Teletubbyland Parade tommorrow. You is easter because he likes easter
eggs...
You: KLjdgao;iwgjaie; bjaerh bi ;orgbaeg
Me: I'm Christmas because I get presents... Bob is Independence Day because he is
patriotic, Po represents Valentine's Day because she's rich, karasu represents Thanksgiving
because he likes to eat birds...
Karasu: Yeah! Wait a minute... I AM a bird! *knaws on his own arms*
Me: Gama represents Halloween because he looks like a freak without his costume, Majari
represents New Years, because he is the youngest club member, so he is new. Dipsy
represents Memorial Day because he has very good memory, and Tinky Winky represents St.
Patrick's Day because his jumpsuit has green.
Jin: Huh? What would that have to do with anything? And Tinky Winky's jumpsuit does NOT
have green!
Karasu: *stuffs himself in the oven* I like eating birds...
Majari: Like, oh no! Karasu's going to like, bake himself!
Gama: EEEEEK!!
Karasu: *falls out of the oven because it was broke* What's wrong, Gama?
Gama: *holds up paper* ACCORDING TO THIS, JIN WANTS TO... WANTS TO...
Majari: Like, sell us something!
Jin: Hm... if they're afraid of buying stuff, then I can go home! *holds up hot wings that
he got from Touya who got them from Ralph, who got them from Him, who got them from En, who
got them from some guy in a dress* Buy hot wings for a buck! Buy hot wings for a buck!
Bob: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... How normal.
Jin: Okay... I'll sell them for five cents each!
Majari: Like, run away! He's crazy... but sort of cute...
Jin: Ewww... *eats a hot wing*
The Teletubbies Club: *runs away*
Jin: Yay! *makes a wind portal* Now to get back.
Paige: Take me with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!! [1]
Jin: Eeep! *jumps into portal leaving Paige all alone*
* * * *
Him: Well it looks like Jin is back home! Yeh heh heh!
Urarishima: *is stuffing a furry cat into a microwave* Cool...
Ralph: Urarishima! That's MY cat!!!!!!!!!! *beats him on the head*
Urarishima: Well you should be more careful about your things!!!!!!
Ralph: Shut up hair boy!!!!!!
Him: Now guys, why don't you just sit back and enjoy hot wings?
En: *sticks to the metal microwave* Uh oh...
Ralph: Well your favorite is the one-eyed-nose-man only because he can get fridges and
microwaves with hot wings in them!
Urarishima: The hairy cat escaped...
Ralph: Good! *takes whatever is in Urarishima's pocket*
Him: Well look who's talking mister seven-foot-ten!
Ralph: Shut up...
Roto: *shifty glance* Pretty darn tall for anyone...
Ruka: Duh.......
Doctor: *barges in* Congrats, you have a beautiful baby horse!
Him:...
Ruka: Duh... who doeseseses?
Doctor: Him of course!
Him: But I'm not even married! Yeh heh heh!
Doctor: Too bad! We artificially created it in a lab just for You! But then he didn't want
it so I decided to give it away!
Aniki: Can it be my friend? I feel seperated...
Horse: Seperation anxiety!
Aniki: Yeah! That's it!
Horse: And Ralph has Kleptomania!
Ralph: Wow...
Him: Teach us, oh great psycological horse!
Next: The psycological horse!
[1] Paige is a friend of my sister Jin. We like to make fun of her... She's not too smart.
**Special: Jin in Teletubbyland****
Jin: *starts falling* Nnnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!
*the Teletubbies Club is playing catch with a carrot when they see Jin*
Gama: HEY LOOK A GUY! MAYBE HE HAS STUFF!
Bob: How normal.
Majari: Like, it totally isn't! Let's like, see if he wants to join our club!
*they all run outside to meet Jin*
Jin: O.O
*the club starts dragging Jin inside the clubhouse*
Jin: *kicks and punches trying to get them to let go* You people are POSSESSED I tell you!
Possessed! EVIL! EVIL! KILL KILL KILL! AAAH!
Majari: *ties him to a chair* Now no one will help you!!!
Jin: You'll see! My team will come and save me!
* * * *
Reisho: *chasing Touya and singing* Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go dooooown!
Bakuken: *sitting around eating bonbons* Hey, where's Jin?
Touya: Who cares!? Get this nut away from me!!!
Reishou: *is still singing and holding out a spoon with a cashew half in it*
Bakuken: I want a nanny... *sniffle*
* * * *
En: *another refridgerator full of hot wings attaches to him*
Him: Wowie! That's some power ya got there...
Urarishima: *is yanking Ralph's hair out one by one while Raplh steals from his pockets*
Kinda like the X-men, right? *turns to the TV*
Weird Voice that Sounds Like an Overly-Happy Englishman: *singing*
Teletubbies, Teletubbies...
Ralph: Never mind... Hey look! It's that wind person!
Jin: *on Teletubbies trying to beat the living poopoo out of them*
Ruka: Hi Jiiiiiin!!!
Aniki: He can't hear you! No one can... when you're in SPACE... *rocks back and forth* No
one hears me anymore either...
* * * *
Gama: *is sniffing around Jin like a dog* I DUNNO... HE DOESN'T SMELL GAY. HE CAN EITHER
LEARN FROM US OR BE A LONER!
Karasu: Maybe we should tell him about ourselves.
Majari: Yeah, like, my favorite food is Social Studies because I like learning about the
past and-
Gama: YOU ARE A STUPID PERSON MAJARI!!
Majari: *starts crying and turns pink*
* * * *
Yusuke: *is holding Puu* Now remember, you're going for Jin and only Jin, got that?
Puu: Puu!!
Yusuke: Good! Now go! *throws Puu into the air* Now if you die, I don't know what I'd do!
Maybe die, I guess...
* * * *
Puu: *flies where Jin is*
Jin: Yay! A rescuer!
Puu: Puu!
Gama: SEE KARASU I TOLD YOU YOU SMELLED!!!
Majari: Yeah Karasu, like, what IS that intoxicating perfume you're wearing?
Karasu: *bats eyes* Do you like it? It's called 'Essence of Poo.'
Puu: *rolls eyes and tries untying Jin before remembering he doesn't have any hands*
Jin: *ropes eventually give away to Puu's beating* I'm free! *picks up Karasu and throws
him in the Club's lit fireplace* Heh heh... fire... fire! Crows in fire! Heh heh!
Majari: Nooooo! *picks up Karasu and catches on fire* My outfit!!! *starts rolling on the
ground*
Me: You see Jin, you can't just throw our club members into fire. We each represent a
holiday in the Teletubbyland Parade tommorrow. You is easter because he likes easter
eggs...
You: KLjdgao;iwgjaie; bjaerh bi ;orgbaeg
Me: I'm Christmas because I get presents... Bob is Independence Day because he is
patriotic, Po represents Valentine's Day because she's rich, karasu represents Thanksgiving
because he likes to eat birds...
Karasu: Yeah! Wait a minute... I AM a bird! *knaws on his own arms*
Me: Gama represents Halloween because he looks like a freak without his costume, Majari
represents New Years, because he is the youngest club member, so he is new. Dipsy
represents Memorial Day because he has very good memory, and Tinky Winky represents St.
Patrick's Day because his jumpsuit has green.
Jin: Huh? What would that have to do with anything? And Tinky Winky's jumpsuit does NOT
have green!
Karasu: *stuffs himself in the oven* I like eating birds...
Majari: Like, oh no! Karasu's going to like, bake himself!
Gama: EEEEEK!!
Karasu: *falls out of the oven because it was broke* What's wrong, Gama?
Gama: *holds up paper* ACCORDING TO THIS, JIN WANTS TO... WANTS TO...
Majari: Like, sell us something!
Jin: Hm... if they're afraid of buying stuff, then I can go home! *holds up hot wings that
he got from Touya who got them from Ralph, who got them from Him, who got them from En, who
got them from some guy in a dress* Buy hot wings for a buck! Buy hot wings for a buck!
Bob: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... How normal.
Jin: Okay... I'll sell them for five cents each!
Majari: Like, run away! He's crazy... but sort of cute...
Jin: Ewww... *eats a hot wing*
The Teletubbies Club: *runs away*
Jin: Yay! *makes a wind portal* Now to get back.
Paige: Take me with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!! [1]
Jin: Eeep! *jumps into portal leaving Paige all alone*
* * * *
Him: Well it looks like Jin is back home! Yeh heh heh!
Urarishima: *is stuffing a furry cat into a microwave* Cool...
Ralph: Urarishima! That's MY cat!!!!!!!!!! *beats him on the head*
Urarishima: Well you should be more careful about your things!!!!!!
Ralph: Shut up hair boy!!!!!!
Him: Now guys, why don't you just sit back and enjoy hot wings?
En: *sticks to the metal microwave* Uh oh...
Ralph: Well your favorite is the one-eyed-nose-man only because he can get fridges and
microwaves with hot wings in them!
Urarishima: The hairy cat escaped...
Ralph: Good! *takes whatever is in Urarishima's pocket*
Him: Well look who's talking mister seven-foot-ten!
Ralph: Shut up...
Roto: *shifty glance* Pretty darn tall for anyone...
Ruka: Duh.......
Doctor: *barges in* Congrats, you have a beautiful baby horse!
Him:...
Ruka: Duh... who doeseseses?
Doctor: Him of course!
Him: But I'm not even married! Yeh heh heh!
Doctor: Too bad! We artificially created it in a lab just for You! But then he didn't want
it so I decided to give it away!
Aniki: Can it be my friend? I feel seperated...
Horse: Seperation anxiety!
Aniki: Yeah! That's it!
Horse: And Ralph has Kleptomania!
Ralph: Wow...
Him: Teach us, oh great psycological horse!
Next: The psycological horse!
[1] Paige is a friend of my sister Jin. We like to make fun of her... She's not too smart.