*The Fourth Meeting of the Hot Wings Club*
The Psycological Horse
Urarishima: *is chewing on it's mane* Mmm... horse hair...
Horse: Urarishima has Trichotillomania... and Ralph is Kleptomaniatic...
Ralph: *lifts up Suzaku and throws him in a hot wing-cooking fire* Be reborn, phoenix!!!
Suzaku: Hey!!!!!! Plungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *jumps out and rolls around on the ground
like he's a breakdancer* Owoowowowowowowow......
Horse: And also he's a bit of a pyromaniac...
Jin: *crashes through the window* The horse can speak?! *jumps back out*
Him: ... Well what was that freak doing... INTERRUPTING OUR MEETING!?
Roto: I dunno... *shifty glances* Maybe that guy had a point... *more glances* That horse
CAN talk... which could mean... IT'S A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot Wings Club: O.O
Suzaku: O.O
Jin: O.O
Shishiwakamaru: O.O
Frodo: O.O
The Ice Cream Man: O.O
Homer Simpson: O.O
Person Who Kills Witches: O.O
Hiei: O.O
Miaka: O.O
Ralph: Hey look!
Aniki: ... What? Come to ridicule me for being alone? *sniffle*
Ralph: No. That'll be later. Look a few lines up!
Hiei: The Ice Cream Man! *grabs ice cream man and runs off*
Ralph: No. I mean... THE PERSON WHO KILLS WITCHES!
Everyone: Ooooh...
PWKW: Yep! And I shall slaughter that 'un right there! Mua ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!
Horse: But... I'm just a talking hor-AUGH!!!
PWKW: *ties horse up to a stake* Yeah whatever...
Ralph: Ooh! I know what happens next! *lights match*
PWKW: No, now we need... ICE!
Touya: *crashes through the wall in a toy jeep* Did somebody say... jeep?
PWKW: No. *jumps on Touya and forces him to freeze up the horse*
Touya: You're a crazy person! *drives away* Oh no! My jeep got dented!
Horse: x.x
PWKW: See? That's how we kill it! *smashes horse apart*
Roto: You know... I was just making a joke when I said it was a witch. *shifty glance*
PWKW: ...Oh. *runs away* AAAuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh! I did it again! You were
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ...O.O
Him: Yeh heh heh!
Ralph: Shaddap.
Him: Yeh he- Oh forget it... *slugs away*
Urarishima: ... Pancakes!!! *eats pancakes with hair on it*
Ralph: Techno!!! *starts dancing while music and flashing lights go off*
*music ends*
Ralph: Aw... *turns on TV. Teletubbies is on*
Urarishima: *through a mouthful of pancakes and hair* Hey, it's the Teletubbies!
*burps*
Him: Teletubbies, eh? Hm... *starts writing down something*
Ralph: *takes Him's wallet* What 'cha doin'?
Him: Ima gonna invite the Teletubbies Club here! Yeh heh heh!
Ralph: O.O
Aniki: :) What's wrong?
Ralph: The Teletubbies are coming!!!!!!! *runs to his room crying*
Aniki: :(
Urarishima: *licking his plate* You aren't serious.
Him: I know. But the Teletubbies might be coming. And you know what that means!
Roto: *shifty glances* We'll probably have to gay this place up! Hah. Hah hah!
Him: Yip! Yeh heh heh! *starts hanging pink streamers and throws a roll to Roto* You and
the other guys finish decoratin'. Ima goin' to *burps* get a gift for 'em.
Roto: *drops streamer like it's a bomb* I'm smarter than that... *stares at streamer* What?!
I hate you as much as you hate me!... Stop mocking meeeee!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Urarishima: *picks up streamer... and eats it* *burps*
The Psycological Horse
Urarishima: *is chewing on it's mane* Mmm... horse hair...
Horse: Urarishima has Trichotillomania... and Ralph is Kleptomaniatic...
Ralph: *lifts up Suzaku and throws him in a hot wing-cooking fire* Be reborn, phoenix!!!
Suzaku: Hey!!!!!! Plungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *jumps out and rolls around on the ground
like he's a breakdancer* Owoowowowowowowow......
Horse: And also he's a bit of a pyromaniac...
Jin: *crashes through the window* The horse can speak?! *jumps back out*
Him: ... Well what was that freak doing... INTERRUPTING OUR MEETING!?
Roto: I dunno... *shifty glances* Maybe that guy had a point... *more glances* That horse
CAN talk... which could mean... IT'S A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot Wings Club: O.O
Suzaku: O.O
Jin: O.O
Shishiwakamaru: O.O
Frodo: O.O
The Ice Cream Man: O.O
Homer Simpson: O.O
Person Who Kills Witches: O.O
Hiei: O.O
Miaka: O.O
Ralph: Hey look!
Aniki: ... What? Come to ridicule me for being alone? *sniffle*
Ralph: No. That'll be later. Look a few lines up!
Hiei: The Ice Cream Man! *grabs ice cream man and runs off*
Ralph: No. I mean... THE PERSON WHO KILLS WITCHES!
Everyone: Ooooh...
PWKW: Yep! And I shall slaughter that 'un right there! Mua ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!
Horse: But... I'm just a talking hor-AUGH!!!
PWKW: *ties horse up to a stake* Yeah whatever...
Ralph: Ooh! I know what happens next! *lights match*
PWKW: No, now we need... ICE!
Touya: *crashes through the wall in a toy jeep* Did somebody say... jeep?
PWKW: No. *jumps on Touya and forces him to freeze up the horse*
Touya: You're a crazy person! *drives away* Oh no! My jeep got dented!
Horse: x.x
PWKW: See? That's how we kill it! *smashes horse apart*
Roto: You know... I was just making a joke when I said it was a witch. *shifty glance*
PWKW: ...Oh. *runs away* AAAuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh! I did it again! You were
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ...O.O
Him: Yeh heh heh!
Ralph: Shaddap.
Him: Yeh he- Oh forget it... *slugs away*
Urarishima: ... Pancakes!!! *eats pancakes with hair on it*
Ralph: Techno!!! *starts dancing while music and flashing lights go off*
*music ends*
Ralph: Aw... *turns on TV. Teletubbies is on*
Urarishima: *through a mouthful of pancakes and hair* Hey, it's the Teletubbies!
*burps*
Him: Teletubbies, eh? Hm... *starts writing down something*
Ralph: *takes Him's wallet* What 'cha doin'?
Him: Ima gonna invite the Teletubbies Club here! Yeh heh heh!
Ralph: O.O
Aniki: :) What's wrong?
Ralph: The Teletubbies are coming!!!!!!! *runs to his room crying*
Aniki: :(
Urarishima: *licking his plate* You aren't serious.
Him: I know. But the Teletubbies might be coming. And you know what that means!
Roto: *shifty glances* We'll probably have to gay this place up! Hah. Hah hah!
Him: Yip! Yeh heh heh! *starts hanging pink streamers and throws a roll to Roto* You and
the other guys finish decoratin'. Ima goin' to *burps* get a gift for 'em.
Roto: *drops streamer like it's a bomb* I'm smarter than that... *stares at streamer* What?!
I hate you as much as you hate me!... Stop mocking meeeee!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Urarishima: *picks up streamer... and eats it* *burps*