*The Fifth Meeting of the Hot Wings Club*

Here Come the Teletubbies!

Him: *walks through the door* Yeh heh heh! I got 'em a present!

Roto: What is it? *glare* Something... dangerous!? *screams and bangs into wall, going

unconsious*

Him: No... Y'all can see it when I give it to them Teletubbies.

*doorbell rings*

Aniki: *looks up* *sniffle* Little brother? Bui? Karasu?

Him: You're one-third right! Yeh heh heh! *opens door* Me! How nice to see you! I mean

Me...

Me: Yep ^^ *hugs Him*

Him: Eew...

Me: Fine... we'll just leave.

Him: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... *three days later*

...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Majari: Like, finally. While you were screaming I totally missed a nail appointment *looks

at nails* And now they're like, all ruined! *starts crying and runs to Ralph's room*

Ralph: Oh God nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Get out of my room gay freak!

Majari: But I, like, don't have my own place to go to.

Ralph: Yep you do. Suzaku!

Suzaku: *runs in wearing a big hat* Yep? Hey, what am I doing here?!

Ralph: Fix Majari.

Majari: Fix? I, like, totally hope you don't mean that in a dog way.

Suzaku: Nope ^^ *shoves him in the garage*

Ralph: Thank you Suzaku.

Suzaku: No problem *starts walking away with the big hat and singing a song about paper*

Ralph: 9.9 6.6 *throws match at him and walks away whistling*

Karasu: *gasp* Aniki! *runs over to him in slow motion. It's taking very long to get to

Aniki*

Him: ... *looks at watch* ...

Aniki: Karasu! *Karasu finally gets to him* I missed you so much! I can't remember the last

time we went shopping together!

Karasu: Yeah. But I found a cute sweater that matched my eyes perfectly. ^^

Aniki: But you know what I miss most?

Karasu & Aniki: Ototo! Bui! *both start crying*

Suzaku: *comes along and shoves them in the garage* *Is still wearing a hat and doesn't

notice it's on fire*

Bob: How normal.

Roto: How abnormal.

Bob: How normal.

Roto: How abnormal.

Bob: How normal.

Roto: How abnormal.

Bob: How normal.

Roto: How abnormal.

Bob: How normal.

Roto: How abnormal.

Bob: How normal.

Roto: How abnormal.

Bob: How normal.

Roto: How abnormal.

Gama: OH BE QUIET ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!! *shoves them into garage*

Him: ... Riiiight... So now I'll give you your present. *lifts lid off box* *gasp* It's

gone! Ralph, did you take the Teletubbies' gift?

Ralph: No. The floor did.

Him: Aww...^^

Majari: *comes out of garage* Hi guys I-

Suzaku: Majari! Get back in the garage! *starts poking him with back end of plunger*

Majari: Like, ow ow ow... *Falls back into garage*

Bob's Dad: *gasping* Hi Majari.

Everyone: O.O

Me: ... Nobody saw that...

???: *from Ralph's room* Marshmellow!

Him: That sounds like your gift! Yeh heh heh! *barges into Ralph's room and digs in a pile

of pudding* It's here! *pulls out a white blob with a big-eyed face* Its name is

Marshmellow. Yeh heh heh!

Marshmellow: Marshmellow likes Me! *jumps on Me's head*

Me: Aaw... ^^

Him: One question Ralph. Why do you have a giant pile of pudding in your room?

Ralph: Well I met this guy with lots of pudding.

Suzaku: The guy who beat Genbu! You must call him that! *screams and jumps out of window.

A truck horn is heard followed by a squishing noise*

Ralph: ... Anyway... before I was so rudely interrupted, I stole some pudding from that

guy, to make a long story sho-

Suzaku: *from outside* Uh guys, I think I broke my leg. The bone is going through the skin.

The wound is beggining to smell like almonds. That is not good.

Him: Oh well. We'll call a hospital later.

Me: Bye! I'll get my club members from the garage.

Suzaku: No! Keep them there!

Me: No can do almond-boy. And thanks for the gift ^^

Marshmellow: Marshmellow is thankful to be a gift. ^^

Next: Suzaku's Legs are Broken! Meet Bob's Family.