*The Sixth Meeting of the Hot Wings Club*
Suzaku's Legs are Broken! Meet Bob's Family.
Him: Well as you all know our not-so-dear aquantince Suzaku broke his legs the other day.
Yeh heh heh!
Aniki: And... why is that funny? *starts sobbing*
Him: I don't know... but some of the Teletubbies Club is at the hospital visiting them.
Namely, Bob, Majari, and Yusuke.
Yusuke: *pops out of nowhere with a 'poof' noise* I AM NOT A STINKY TELETUBBY!
*screams*
*Three Weeks Later*
Yusuke: *is still screaming* *stops and falls over unconsious*
Him: Oh well. *stuffs him in the garage* Now let's get to the hospital. Yeh heh he *cough*
Yagh, that went the wrong *cough* way... Yak *cough* *cough cough*
*Later*
Him: Hiiiiiiya Suzaku! Hi Majari! Hi Bob's parents! Hi Touya! Hi Jin!
*two hours later*
Him: Hi Harry Potter! Hi Cheese Ma-
Suzaku: The only ones left are Majari and Bob's Parents. Everyone left.
Yusuke: Hi.
Him: Get back in the closet! *shoves him*
Yusuke: T-T Owwwwww...
Majari: Like, Suzaku, hi.
Suzaku: Majari.... GET BACK IN THE GARAGE! *tries poking him with plunger but he is out
of his reach* Umph, umph, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh... T-T
Majari: Like, eeeeeew... *tries running but Bob's dad grabs his purse*
Bob's Dad: *gasping* Hi Majari.
Majari: Like, eeeew. Get of off my like, purse crazy not-normal-speaking person! *runs* I'm
going to my garage-room!
Bob's Mom: *speaks like a loud person with a midwest accent* Bob!
Bob's Dad: *gasping* He's not here. I'm going to sing a song. *starts singing* Got to give
it up. Give up the toad now. Woo woo woo...
Bob: *enters* What is it mom, how normal.
Bob's Mom: Clean Suzaku's toilet!
Bob: Why, how normal?
Bob's Mom: Because I said so!
Bob: Fine, how normal. *leaves*
Him: So... you're Bob's Mom, eh?
Bob's Dad: *gasping* Yep, and I'm his dad.
Him: You two are freaks! Why is he so normal?!
Me: *Comes in with Marshmellow on his head. Marshmellow has a small bouquet of flowers with
him/her/it/whatever* He was a little kid playing a game called 'How Normal', and he
was it. He had to say 'How Normal' while chasing his friends, and the word sort of stuck.
Marshmellow: Marshmellow got flowers for Suzaku! *throws them at him*
Suzaku: Ow, you hit my nose! *rubs arm*
Him: -_- *leaves*
Me: Poor Suzaku... everyone likes you except for the Hot Wings Club...
Suzaku: No, Plunger is just very social.
Me: ...Oh.
Gama: HI SUZAKU I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!
Suzaku: Yeah?
Gama: A GUY NAMED KURAMA IS TRYING TO HUNT US DOWN! HE MIGHT COME FOR YOU NEXT! *jumps out
of window*
Suzaku: Since when is Gama so loud?
Touya: *flies through the window in a porta pottie* Here's the story why. It all started
when our team made applesauce...:
*Flashback with the little music thing*
Mashoutsukai Team: *is sitting in a circle around and apple*
Touya: So... Now what do we do?
Gama: I know! I'll put makeup on it!
Reisho: NO GAMA!!!
Bakuken: ... *throws rock at Gama's head*
Gama: WHY? I WANT TO! *starts crying and turns pink* WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?
Jin: Gee Gama, you can stop yelling now.
Gam: I CAN'T! I THINK I'M STUCK YELLING FOREVER!!!
Touya:NOOOOOOOO!!!*Jumps out the window*
Jin:WAIT FOR ME TOUYA!!!*jumps out the window*
*end flashback*
Touya: And so that's what happened.
Me: Yep. It was all the apple's fault. CURSE YOU APPLES! CURSE YOU HOW NORMAL! *Falls out
the window* CURSE YOU WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suzaku: *bouncing up and down* Wow, that was a great sto- *falls asleep*
Bob's Dad: *starts leaving* *gasping* Come on Bob's Mom!
Bob's Mom: Hang on! *shifty glance and throws Suzaku and his bed out the window* Window's
big, yeah yeah yeah!
Bob's Dad: *Gasping* It's not small?
Bob's Mom: No no no! *leaves*
Me: *from out the window* Ow... Suzaku is on top of me... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next: Me is Missing from the Club! Hot Wing Detectives!
Suzaku's Legs are Broken! Meet Bob's Family.
Him: Well as you all know our not-so-dear aquantince Suzaku broke his legs the other day.
Yeh heh heh!
Aniki: And... why is that funny? *starts sobbing*
Him: I don't know... but some of the Teletubbies Club is at the hospital visiting them.
Namely, Bob, Majari, and Yusuke.
Yusuke: *pops out of nowhere with a 'poof' noise* I AM NOT A STINKY TELETUBBY!
*screams*
*Three Weeks Later*
Yusuke: *is still screaming* *stops and falls over unconsious*
Him: Oh well. *stuffs him in the garage* Now let's get to the hospital. Yeh heh he *cough*
Yagh, that went the wrong *cough* way... Yak *cough* *cough cough*
*Later*
Him: Hiiiiiiya Suzaku! Hi Majari! Hi Bob's parents! Hi Touya! Hi Jin!
*two hours later*
Him: Hi Harry Potter! Hi Cheese Ma-
Suzaku: The only ones left are Majari and Bob's Parents. Everyone left.
Yusuke: Hi.
Him: Get back in the closet! *shoves him*
Yusuke: T-T Owwwwww...
Majari: Like, Suzaku, hi.
Suzaku: Majari.... GET BACK IN THE GARAGE! *tries poking him with plunger but he is out
of his reach* Umph, umph, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh... T-T
Majari: Like, eeeeeew... *tries running but Bob's dad grabs his purse*
Bob's Dad: *gasping* Hi Majari.
Majari: Like, eeeew. Get of off my like, purse crazy not-normal-speaking person! *runs* I'm
going to my garage-room!
Bob's Mom: *speaks like a loud person with a midwest accent* Bob!
Bob's Dad: *gasping* He's not here. I'm going to sing a song. *starts singing* Got to give
it up. Give up the toad now. Woo woo woo...
Bob: *enters* What is it mom, how normal.
Bob's Mom: Clean Suzaku's toilet!
Bob: Why, how normal?
Bob's Mom: Because I said so!
Bob: Fine, how normal. *leaves*
Him: So... you're Bob's Mom, eh?
Bob's Dad: *gasping* Yep, and I'm his dad.
Him: You two are freaks! Why is he so normal?!
Me: *Comes in with Marshmellow on his head. Marshmellow has a small bouquet of flowers with
him/her/it/whatever* He was a little kid playing a game called 'How Normal', and he
was it. He had to say 'How Normal' while chasing his friends, and the word sort of stuck.
Marshmellow: Marshmellow got flowers for Suzaku! *throws them at him*
Suzaku: Ow, you hit my nose! *rubs arm*
Him: -_- *leaves*
Me: Poor Suzaku... everyone likes you except for the Hot Wings Club...
Suzaku: No, Plunger is just very social.
Me: ...Oh.
Gama: HI SUZAKU I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!
Suzaku: Yeah?
Gama: A GUY NAMED KURAMA IS TRYING TO HUNT US DOWN! HE MIGHT COME FOR YOU NEXT! *jumps out
of window*
Suzaku: Since when is Gama so loud?
Touya: *flies through the window in a porta pottie* Here's the story why. It all started
when our team made applesauce...:
*Flashback with the little music thing*
Mashoutsukai Team: *is sitting in a circle around and apple*
Touya: So... Now what do we do?
Gama: I know! I'll put makeup on it!
Reisho: NO GAMA!!!
Bakuken: ... *throws rock at Gama's head*
Gama: WHY? I WANT TO! *starts crying and turns pink* WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?
Jin: Gee Gama, you can stop yelling now.
Gam: I CAN'T! I THINK I'M STUCK YELLING FOREVER!!!
Touya:NOOOOOOOO!!!*Jumps out the window*
Jin:WAIT FOR ME TOUYA!!!*jumps out the window*
*end flashback*
Touya: And so that's what happened.
Me: Yep. It was all the apple's fault. CURSE YOU APPLES! CURSE YOU HOW NORMAL! *Falls out
the window* CURSE YOU WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suzaku: *bouncing up and down* Wow, that was a great sto- *falls asleep*
Bob's Dad: *starts leaving* *gasping* Come on Bob's Mom!
Bob's Mom: Hang on! *shifty glance and throws Suzaku and his bed out the window* Window's
big, yeah yeah yeah!
Bob's Dad: *Gasping* It's not small?
Bob's Mom: No no no! *leaves*
Me: *from out the window* Ow... Suzaku is on top of me... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next: Me is Missing from the Club! Hot Wing Detectives!