*The Seventh Meeting of the Hot Wings Club*
Me is Missing from the Club! Hot Wing Detectives!
*AT THE TELETUBBIES CLUB*
Gama: OKAY WE HAVE A REAL PROBLEM ON OUR HANDS! ME IS MISSING!!!
Bob: How normal.
Majari: As if! Me is like, totally here every time we have a meeting!
Karasu: Yeah. Last time I saw him he went to visit Suzaku in the hospital. *blushes from
saying something that took up a whole line*
Bui: *pops his head from a tile in the ceiling* *is speaking like a rapper* Daaang Karasu,
that shy school really did a numbuh on ya! *pops back in and you hear a scream*
Gama: OH THERE'S AN EVIL MONKEY UP THERE, BY THE WAY!
Karasu: He's so brave...
Majari: Like, whatever, we still have to find our, like, club leader!
Bob: The Hot Wings Club was at the hospital, how normal.
Gama: ALRIGHT THEN WE'LL GO AND GET THEM TO FIND ME!
*ELSEWHERE*
Me: *is under the bed, unaware that Suzaku is gone and he can get away whenever he wants*
*Sniff* I have to pee... And I'm hungry... CLUB MEMBERS! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEEEE?!
*dramatic music*
*AT THE HOT WINGS CLUB*
Him: *has just slammed down the phone, which then sticks to En*
En: Ow... Why did he have to get the spiky punk telephone...?
Ruka: Duh... Cuz! *drinks juice* *takes a bite of spaghetti*
Him: Anyways, the Teletubbies tell us that Me is missing! Yeh heh heh!
Urarishima: *yanking out his own hairs one by one* So...?
Him: We get to play detective! Yeh heh heh!
Ralph: Awright! *gets into Touya's toy jeep and drives in corkscrew circles like crazy* Mua
ha ha haaaaaaa! Detective detective!
Touya: My jeep... Noooooooooooooooooo! Not another one!!!!!! *tries to jump in it and take
it back but ends up falling into a pile of evil scribbles Roto made* What evil scribbles!!
Aniki: That Roto made... *sniffle* None of me, I see... *runs into the garage*
Ralph: *manages to steal whatever's in his pockets and locks the garage behind him* Yes!!!
Him: Suzaku!
Suzaku: Yes? *sings* Plunger plunger, woah!
Him: Why, Suzaku, are you so happy?
Suzaku: I saw 'the Hulk'! Roooooooooaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! *rips off shirt*
Him: Riiiiiiiight... *chomps on hot wing and looks at it thoughtfully*
Ralph: *Takes hot wing* What's the matter?
Him: I just realized... that this club has nothing to do with hot wings and has everything
to do with dealing with the nonsense of Suzaku, the Teletubbies, Jin, and Touya.
Ralph: So?
Him: Right! Yeh heh heh! Anyways Suzaku, get rid of Touya!
Touya: *is sitting in the next room reading a magazine*
Suzaku: *goes in*
Touya: Hi Suzaku.
Suzaku: *Takes out his plunger* *Glares*
Touya: What's the matter Suzaku?... What are you going to plunge?
Suzaku: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *jumps on Touya and stuffs him out the window using the plunger*
Touya: *looks up dully* You threw me out of the first floor.
Suzaku: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *jumps out window and
starts chasing him like a maniac*
Him: Good luck Suzakuuuuuuuuuuuuu! *music starts and he starts dancing out of the door*
*singing* Well guys, we have to go
Solve this mystery before... it starts to snow!
Ralph: I'm coming in case we need stolen goods or fire
I am also... a good liar! *follows*
Urarishima & En: Don't forget uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssss! *follows*
En: *sticks to the metal door as they exit* Uh oh... never mind... I'll just make dinner.
Ravioli sound okay?
Urarishima: Yeah but I want HAIR instead of sauce!
Ralph: And no more of that stinky Chef Boyardee stuff! It hurts my lighter and makes my
throat dry! And no Beeferoni that's been sitting around for three years or longer!
Him: *is gone*
Ruka: He left... *starts piling melted cheese on a plate of hot wings*
Urarishima: Hey look! Ruka has dinner!
Ralph: Yay! *Singing to the tune of the Chef Boyardee commercials* No more ravioli...
That En makes taste *bleep*y...
Roto: I'd better close the door... I think that Suzaku guy is coming... *slams door and
locks En outside.*
*a pack of magnet-man-eating wolves come out*
En: Uh oh... Eep! *tries scrambling off*
Wolves: *all jump on him*
Koga (from Inu Yasha): Look! That must be a guy that works for Naraku! Note the stickiness
and odd hair! He killed our pack and robbed our super-secret-never-emptying-bank in this
garage!... And he's back for moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!........... Get 'em!
Me: *is in there dressed in a wolf suit for some reason* Curse you Sticky Naraku-following,
Garage-money-taking, odd-haired wolf-killer!
Marshmellow: *in a kawaii (cute) puppy suit* Yeah! Me and Marshmellow agree!
* * * *
Him: What?! *looks a few lines up* Me?! What are you doing in a wolf pack?!
Me: *sniff* Everyone was doing it... I just wanted to be popular...
Him: Whatever. The Teletubbies miss you. You'd better go back.
Me: Aw... C'mon Marshmellow...
Marshmellow: But Meeeeeeee, I thought you loved the Teletubbies Club.
Me: Oh right... Yay! *runs to them*
* * * *
*At the Hot Wings Club*
Him: *wearing a plaid cap and overcoat and smoking a pipe that has burnt hot wings in it
instead of tobacco* And so that's how the mystery of the Missing Me was solved.
Ruka: Duh... What is ya talking 'bout?
Urarishima: Yeah. You just came in and put on that outfit, sat down, and said 'And so that's
how the mystering of the Missing Me was solved. *eats pile of hair*
Him: Elementary, my dear Watson.
Urarishima: What the heck?! I'm not 'your dear Watson', whoever he is!
Majari: *hops in excitedly* Did someone mention gayness?!
Suzaku: Get back in the freakin' garage Majari!!!!!!! *impales Majari with plunger and drops
him in the garage* *While trying to get him off the plunger* Eew...
Roto: Sounds suspicious... *pulls out box* Have any of you met my box?!
Kurama: *falls through ceiling* I have you *bleep*! You mother-killing death *bleep*
threatening, you think you can *bleep* pull that *bleeeeeeeeeeeep* on me?! *continues to
bleep*
Hiei: *hops through ceiling* Come on Kurama... you've had way too much juice today...
Kurama: Yeah well- *falls asleep*
Hiei: *picks him up by the shirt using his index finger and thumb, hold Kurama as far away
from himself as possible, and jumps out of the window*
Roto: About my box-
Aniki: Why won't you just let me be in my time of misery! Too many people have crashed
through the ceilings and windows!!! *sobs*
Ralph : That's actually kinda true...
Roto: MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!!!!
Him: O.O Woooow... you actually didn't speak in a creepy whisper... Let's hear about your
oh so important box then. Yeh heh heh!
Roto: Riiiiiiiiiight... Anyway, this guy named Kokubunji Minoru gave it to me one day. Not
only does it send someone to kill your opponents loved ones, but it also doubles as a PDA!
You know, for emails and phone numbers and stuff... I think there's a calendar too...
Ralph: *evil grin* That IS cool Roto... Want me to watch after it to make sure no one steals
it?
Roto: No... I can't trust any of you people! But... lemme just check my calendar first...
and then I'll CONSIDER. *punches in a few buttons (Hey, isn't there only one!?)*
Box: *In robotic voice* Tommorow. Is. Ravioli. Day.
En: *still on the door* Yaaaaaaaay! We had this holiday where I come from! You have to eat
ravioli all day and every sentence you say has to have the word "ravioli' in it. Beeferoni
is also acceptable.
Him: No... Hot Wings? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
*tommorow morning*
Him: ...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
En: It's Ravioli Day!
Him: ..oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Ravioli!
Next: It's Ravioli Day!
Note: Thank's to 'Candy, Unicorns, and Toy Jeeps' for inspiring me... *sniffle* What a nice
story... :D
The Hulk is a copyright of Marvel Comics.
Me is Missing from the Club! Hot Wing Detectives!
*AT THE TELETUBBIES CLUB*
Gama: OKAY WE HAVE A REAL PROBLEM ON OUR HANDS! ME IS MISSING!!!
Bob: How normal.
Majari: As if! Me is like, totally here every time we have a meeting!
Karasu: Yeah. Last time I saw him he went to visit Suzaku in the hospital. *blushes from
saying something that took up a whole line*
Bui: *pops his head from a tile in the ceiling* *is speaking like a rapper* Daaang Karasu,
that shy school really did a numbuh on ya! *pops back in and you hear a scream*
Gama: OH THERE'S AN EVIL MONKEY UP THERE, BY THE WAY!
Karasu: He's so brave...
Majari: Like, whatever, we still have to find our, like, club leader!
Bob: The Hot Wings Club was at the hospital, how normal.
Gama: ALRIGHT THEN WE'LL GO AND GET THEM TO FIND ME!
*ELSEWHERE*
Me: *is under the bed, unaware that Suzaku is gone and he can get away whenever he wants*
*Sniff* I have to pee... And I'm hungry... CLUB MEMBERS! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEEEE?!
*dramatic music*
*AT THE HOT WINGS CLUB*
Him: *has just slammed down the phone, which then sticks to En*
En: Ow... Why did he have to get the spiky punk telephone...?
Ruka: Duh... Cuz! *drinks juice* *takes a bite of spaghetti*
Him: Anyways, the Teletubbies tell us that Me is missing! Yeh heh heh!
Urarishima: *yanking out his own hairs one by one* So...?
Him: We get to play detective! Yeh heh heh!
Ralph: Awright! *gets into Touya's toy jeep and drives in corkscrew circles like crazy* Mua
ha ha haaaaaaa! Detective detective!
Touya: My jeep... Noooooooooooooooooo! Not another one!!!!!! *tries to jump in it and take
it back but ends up falling into a pile of evil scribbles Roto made* What evil scribbles!!
Aniki: That Roto made... *sniffle* None of me, I see... *runs into the garage*
Ralph: *manages to steal whatever's in his pockets and locks the garage behind him* Yes!!!
Him: Suzaku!
Suzaku: Yes? *sings* Plunger plunger, woah!
Him: Why, Suzaku, are you so happy?
Suzaku: I saw 'the Hulk'! Roooooooooaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! *rips off shirt*
Him: Riiiiiiiight... *chomps on hot wing and looks at it thoughtfully*
Ralph: *Takes hot wing* What's the matter?
Him: I just realized... that this club has nothing to do with hot wings and has everything
to do with dealing with the nonsense of Suzaku, the Teletubbies, Jin, and Touya.
Ralph: So?
Him: Right! Yeh heh heh! Anyways Suzaku, get rid of Touya!
Touya: *is sitting in the next room reading a magazine*
Suzaku: *goes in*
Touya: Hi Suzaku.
Suzaku: *Takes out his plunger* *Glares*
Touya: What's the matter Suzaku?... What are you going to plunge?
Suzaku: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *jumps on Touya and stuffs him out the window using the plunger*
Touya: *looks up dully* You threw me out of the first floor.
Suzaku: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *jumps out window and
starts chasing him like a maniac*
Him: Good luck Suzakuuuuuuuuuuuuu! *music starts and he starts dancing out of the door*
*singing* Well guys, we have to go
Solve this mystery before... it starts to snow!
Ralph: I'm coming in case we need stolen goods or fire
I am also... a good liar! *follows*
Urarishima & En: Don't forget uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssss! *follows*
En: *sticks to the metal door as they exit* Uh oh... never mind... I'll just make dinner.
Ravioli sound okay?
Urarishima: Yeah but I want HAIR instead of sauce!
Ralph: And no more of that stinky Chef Boyardee stuff! It hurts my lighter and makes my
throat dry! And no Beeferoni that's been sitting around for three years or longer!
Him: *is gone*
Ruka: He left... *starts piling melted cheese on a plate of hot wings*
Urarishima: Hey look! Ruka has dinner!
Ralph: Yay! *Singing to the tune of the Chef Boyardee commercials* No more ravioli...
That En makes taste *bleep*y...
Roto: I'd better close the door... I think that Suzaku guy is coming... *slams door and
locks En outside.*
*a pack of magnet-man-eating wolves come out*
En: Uh oh... Eep! *tries scrambling off*
Wolves: *all jump on him*
Koga (from Inu Yasha): Look! That must be a guy that works for Naraku! Note the stickiness
and odd hair! He killed our pack and robbed our super-secret-never-emptying-bank in this
garage!... And he's back for moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!........... Get 'em!
Me: *is in there dressed in a wolf suit for some reason* Curse you Sticky Naraku-following,
Garage-money-taking, odd-haired wolf-killer!
Marshmellow: *in a kawaii (cute) puppy suit* Yeah! Me and Marshmellow agree!
* * * *
Him: What?! *looks a few lines up* Me?! What are you doing in a wolf pack?!
Me: *sniff* Everyone was doing it... I just wanted to be popular...
Him: Whatever. The Teletubbies miss you. You'd better go back.
Me: Aw... C'mon Marshmellow...
Marshmellow: But Meeeeeeee, I thought you loved the Teletubbies Club.
Me: Oh right... Yay! *runs to them*
* * * *
*At the Hot Wings Club*
Him: *wearing a plaid cap and overcoat and smoking a pipe that has burnt hot wings in it
instead of tobacco* And so that's how the mystery of the Missing Me was solved.
Ruka: Duh... What is ya talking 'bout?
Urarishima: Yeah. You just came in and put on that outfit, sat down, and said 'And so that's
how the mystering of the Missing Me was solved. *eats pile of hair*
Him: Elementary, my dear Watson.
Urarishima: What the heck?! I'm not 'your dear Watson', whoever he is!
Majari: *hops in excitedly* Did someone mention gayness?!
Suzaku: Get back in the freakin' garage Majari!!!!!!! *impales Majari with plunger and drops
him in the garage* *While trying to get him off the plunger* Eew...
Roto: Sounds suspicious... *pulls out box* Have any of you met my box?!
Kurama: *falls through ceiling* I have you *bleep*! You mother-killing death *bleep*
threatening, you think you can *bleep* pull that *bleeeeeeeeeeeep* on me?! *continues to
bleep*
Hiei: *hops through ceiling* Come on Kurama... you've had way too much juice today...
Kurama: Yeah well- *falls asleep*
Hiei: *picks him up by the shirt using his index finger and thumb, hold Kurama as far away
from himself as possible, and jumps out of the window*
Roto: About my box-
Aniki: Why won't you just let me be in my time of misery! Too many people have crashed
through the ceilings and windows!!! *sobs*
Ralph : That's actually kinda true...
Roto: MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!!!!
Him: O.O Woooow... you actually didn't speak in a creepy whisper... Let's hear about your
oh so important box then. Yeh heh heh!
Roto: Riiiiiiiiiight... Anyway, this guy named Kokubunji Minoru gave it to me one day. Not
only does it send someone to kill your opponents loved ones, but it also doubles as a PDA!
You know, for emails and phone numbers and stuff... I think there's a calendar too...
Ralph: *evil grin* That IS cool Roto... Want me to watch after it to make sure no one steals
it?
Roto: No... I can't trust any of you people! But... lemme just check my calendar first...
and then I'll CONSIDER. *punches in a few buttons (Hey, isn't there only one!?)*
Box: *In robotic voice* Tommorow. Is. Ravioli. Day.
En: *still on the door* Yaaaaaaaay! We had this holiday where I come from! You have to eat
ravioli all day and every sentence you say has to have the word "ravioli' in it. Beeferoni
is also acceptable.
Him: No... Hot Wings? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
*tommorow morning*
Him: ...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
En: It's Ravioli Day!
Him: ..oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Ravioli!
Next: It's Ravioli Day!
Note: Thank's to 'Candy, Unicorns, and Toy Jeeps' for inspiring me... *sniffle* What a nice
story... :D
The Hulk is a copyright of Marvel Comics.