Coughing Lion Hidden Dragon IV
by F4 girl

"My lady, will you come here, please?" Wufei says to Nataku.

"What?"  None of Wufei's men believe what he is hearing, nor does Nataku.

"My lady?"  Wufei calls again.  Nataku slaps out of her trend and jumps up to the boat.  The privates say, "you got to be kidding me."

Nataku walks up behind Wufei; but he gives her the lion head.  Nataku says, "I can't take that!  It's yours!"  Only the master of the house is allowed to be the head lion in a fight.

The elder shouts, "Master Cheung has lost his mind!  That girl must be a witch! She must have put a spell on Master Cheung!"

"Wufei!  I can't fight them!"  Nataku says to her husband.

Wufei looks at her, "I assert you can do so.  You can try and prove me wrong."

"Cheung Wufei, you must be a sissy to make a girl fight your war."  The private laughs.

Nataku looks at the private and says fearlessly, "You ain't worthy to fight Master Cheung."

"Whatu say?"  The private shouts.

"I say you're only worthy to fight girls."

"How dare you.  Go back to your kitchen and cook your dinner, woman!"

"Make me."

The private says to Wufei, "don't you know how to disciple your own woman, boy?"  Wufei just gives the privates his usual calm look.

Nataku takes the head of Wufei's lion and says to the privates, "the only way you can get to Master Cheung is through me.  Are you afraid of me?"

"How can you fight us?  We got iron armor!" The black lions say.

"Even the greatest armor can't protect a person's joints."  Nataku says and attacks their chinks. One of the black lion falls off the ocean.

There are still 2 black lions left; and Nataku is getting tired.  She knows she will loose all the energy to climb for the 50 ft prize if she keeps fighting.  The ship pole is still kind of far away to reach but Nataku wants to take the chance.

"Wufei, I'm going to jump for it."  Nataku jumps up.  The black lions try to jump up and block Nataku's advance but Nataku jumps over them.  The gold lion reaches the pole and start climbing up for the prize.

The black lions climb up the pole, "how stupid are the two of you to think you can climb up there faster than us?  We're private!  We climb up the sail everyday!"

Nataku ignores the privates and continues to climb up.  The people on land watch overwhelmed as the gold lion climbs up to the post with amazing speed.  It's like the gold lion is flying in the sky.

"The privates are losing to Nataku and Master Cheung!"  Everyone on land starts cheering, "Nataku!  Nataku!"

"How can that girl be so much faster than us?"  The privates say.

"Your armors are slowing you down, moron."  Nataku says as she takes the prize.  Everyone cheers, "Nataku! Yeah!"

"We still have one more battle."  Wufei tells his bride.

On the land, the private's 2 black dragons are beating all the other dragons mercilessly.  Only the gold dragon from Wufei's mansion is still standing. The private's 2 black dragons are circling around Cheung's gold dragon, forcing it to surrender.

"Even if I can reach them on time, there is no way I can fight the black dragon!"  Nataku shouts.

(Note: A dragon in dragon dance is very long and it has 15 people in it.   If the gold lion is going to fight the black dragon, it mean Nataku and Wufei has to fight 30 people off.)

TBC…