*The Eight Meeting of the Hot Wings Club*

It's Ravioli Day!

En: Yay yay! It's Ravioli Day!

Him: -_-; You've been singing that ravioli for hours...

En: But I love Ravioli Day! I made ravioli for breakfast and-

Him: Yeh heh heh ravioli!

Marshmellow: *hops in* Me says he wants to partake in this event, so the Teletubbies

have made ravioli! *holds out pot*

En: Yay ravioli! Thanks Marshmellow ravioli.

Ralph: Marshmellow's here ravioli?! *flies down the stairs and hugs Marshmellow*

Marshmellow: Eep ravioli!

En: Now everyone, make sure to add 'ravioli' to your sentences all through the day.

Ralph: *bites Marshmellow* What joy ravioli!

Marshmellow: *hops away* MARSHMELLOW... WILL HAVE... REVENGE!!!!!!! RAVIOLI!

En: Now, to make breakfast ravioli. *starts walking*

Urarishima: *runs down the stairs with the music that the Brady Bunch uses when the kids go

down the stairs* Hey guys, guess ravioli.

Him: What is ravioli, Urarishima?

Urarishima: Well I ate someone's hair that was ravioli, so I had to get braces for a

ravioli. *shows teeth*

En: *is immediately stuck to it* Noooo ravioli!!!!!!! *tries to get unstuck and then starts

screaming like a banshee*

Jin: *pops in for a minute* For those of you who don't know, a banshee is a Celtic

mythology figure that is sort of like a witch... Ravioli. *pops back out*

*banner pops up: 'The More You Know'*

Ralph: Hey En, why'd ravioli scream?

En: It always ravioli like that. If a ravioli screams loud enough, ravioli'll be released

from any trap ravioli happens to be in.

Ralph: Dude, that ravioli only works in anime. We're in ravioli fanfic written by a crazy

ravioli who loves ravioli.

Roto: This ravioli rule is stupid...

En: *gasps* *struggles and finally gets free, ripping of Urarishima's braces, and then

tackles Roto and stuffs him in the garage* Suzaku ravioli! Watch over ravioli and make sure

he doesn't escape!

Suzaku: Hai, ravioli! *salutes and stands up straight like a guard using his plunger instead

of a gun or one of those spear things or watever*

Chef Boyardee: *enters in a Mafia limo* *speaks with Mafia accent* Eh, youse guys better

stop makin' fun o' my ravioli, kapeesh?

Two Big Guys: *hold up bazookas that are stuffed with other weaponry*

Chef Boyardee: Ravoili day is no more! *hops in limo with big guys and drives away*

En: Omigod... that was CHEF BOYARDEE! *screams like a crazed fangirl*

Aniki: But... that was your favorite holiday. *sniff* Doesn't that crush you like a

boyfriend when he dumps you? *sobs*

En: O.O ... I forgot how to make ravioli anyways.

Genkai: *hops along in a giant tin can* I'll teach the boy. Come, and I will show you the

way of the herd- *someone shoots Genkai (It was Hiei!!!)*

Genkai: *rolls away*

*GENKAI'S TEMPLE*

Yusuke: Hey Baasan. Get rid of that Alzheimer's Disease yet?... I didn't even know what

that was... Wow...

Genkai: *uprights can* Of course I have. You're the... boy who... cleans toilets, right?

Well Kuwabara had too many beans and... did stuff in it. Fix it while I go down this...

ski jump. *falls down stairs* Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- *falls

asleep*

*HOT WINGS CLUB*

Everyone: ...

Ruka: I'm wearing greeeeeeeeeen underwear. *grin*

Everyone: O.O

Ruka: A singing monkey just got my Lucky Charms from the compartment in my brain and is

spreading it all over.

Everyone: O.O

Him: So... Anyone have any ideas?

Roto: *pointing laser gun at Ruka's head* Well I had one, but then I forgot... Oh right,

*shoots ray gun at an egg* I was going to cook this. *Egg explodes*

En: Well look who has egg on his face... WAAAAAAAAH! *attaches to gun and falls over*

Roto: *sob* That was my only food for this week... *runs away sobbing*

Aniki: *follows* Wait! We can be lonely and miserable together!

Ralph: What a baby. We just fed him last month! How much does he need to eat?!

Him: Yeh heh heh! Let's go somewhere while he cries this off!

Urarishima: Disneyland! I want to go to DISNEYLAND! *mutters* That Snow White owes me for

giving her a haircut...

Him: Disneyland it is!

*Car horn*

Me: Well, hop in everyone!

Ruka: It's Me!

Him: Yip, yeh heh heh! We're goin' with the Teletubbies Club!

Everyone: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

Next: Let's Visit an Amusement Park!