*The Ninth Meeting of the Hot Wings Club*
Let's Visit an Amusement Park!
*Car stops in front of rest stop*
Him: *gets out and streches* Wow, driving from Japan to Kentucky sure is work! Yeh heh heh!
Me: *also gets out* Yep. Luckily, I have a small automobile that was able to surprisingly able to comfortably seat all the club members... except Roto and Aniki.
Majari: Um... like, don't they totally have a Disneyworld in, like, Japan too?
Him: WELL I WANTED TO GO TO KENTUCKY!!! *starts foaming and chasing Majari around*
*inside the automobile*
Ralph: Hey Bob, want anything to eat?
Bob: I want cheese, how normal.
Ralph: Sorry, don't think they have cheese... *burrows through picnic basket of stolen food goods* What about you Karasu?
Karasu: I want happiness.
Ralph: *grin* You want pizza? *holds it out to Karasu* Looks good, huh? Eh, Booboo Bear?
Karasu: I'm Karasu.
Ralph: Pleeeeeeeeeease have the pizza?
Karasu: I don't want any.
Ralph: *starts crying* *knocks on car roof*
En: *magnetically stuck on roof* What is it now?
Ralph: Karasu won't eat my pizza!
En: *gasp*
All: *gasp*
Gama: KARASU, EAT HIS PIZZA!
Karasu: Fine... *face falls in pizza and takes it out* There.
Ralph: Yay!
Him: Well, break's over!
* * * *
Marshmellow: Are we there yet?
Me: No.
Ruka: Duhh... dere yebt?
Him: No.
Bob: Are we there yet, how normal?
Me: No.
En: *from the car roof* Are we there yet?!
Him: No.
Urarishima: Are we there yet? *smells Bob's hair* Ooh, dandruff shampoo...
Him: No.
Karasu: Are we there yet?
Me: No.
Majari: Are we, like, totally there yet?
Me: No.
Ralph: Are we there yet? *twitches and then lights Gama on fire*
Him: No.
Gama: *bouncing around car* ARE WE THERE YET?
Me: NO, AND YOU'RE GETTING MAKEUP STAINS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Him: We're here! Yeh heh heh!
Me: Yay!
Karasu: *blows up automobile*
Marshmellow: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Me: KARASUUUUU! What was thaaaaaaaaaaat?
Karasu: I was anxious...
Gama: I'LL SHOW YOU ANXIOUS!!!!!!! *takes out makeup brushes* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! *makes Karasu look like a clown*
Karasu: *starts crying and turns yellow*
Little Person: Hey look Daddy Moses, a clown!
Moses: No, that's just a messed up gay person... NOW LET'S GO! TO THE MERRY GO ROUND!
Little Person: But we're only stick figures. They won't let us on any rides.
Karasu: *runs away*
Majari: Oh no, like, you guys totally hurt his, like, feelings. Like, totally!
Disneyworld: *blows up*
Everyone: O.O
Bob: We are going to slowly back away, how normal...
Marshmellow: *hopping backwards* ...and forget this all happened.
*Backwards walk continues until they reach Six Flags over Kentucky*
Gama: WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE!
Karasu: *holding a bomb and is quivering* Must... resist... blowing place to bits...
Him: Yeh heh heh! Let's go on a ride!
Marshmellow: That one! THAT ONE!
*ride is called "Ride That Makes You Throw Up While Going Up and Down Wishing You Were Dead" It's a freefall, and goes so high they can't see the top*
Marshmellow: Yay!
Guy Who Runs the Ride: Sorry, we don't allow food in the park. I'm confiscating. *shoves Marshmellow into mouth* *burps*
Marshmellow: Nooooooooooo!!! *throws a fit until the GWRR spits it out*
GWRR: That has a face! And TALKS!!!
Me: And you'd better let Marshmellow on the ride... or else...
GWRR: Or else WHAT?
Majari: Me and Gama will, like, totally glam you up with the Barbie makeup kit!
*girly music starts playing*
Gama: *holds up the Barbie makeup kit and glares evilly*
GWRR: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Okay. Why didn't you say you all wanted in the first place?
Karasu: *is already in the ride with everyone else* I'm just wondering, how fast does this ride go?
Bob: Five MPH to the top, how normal...
*ride reaches top*
Urarishima: *coveting Karasu's hair for a snack* And two hundred miles to the bo-
*ride falls*
All: *screaming*
*rides stops suddenly and puking noises are heard*
Him: Yeh heh heh! Who next to pick?
Ruka: Duuuh... *takes a bite of a hot dog* That one! Heh, hot dawg...
*Ride is called "This Feels Like You are Having Diarrea in a Hurricane"*
Majari: *starts singing* Here we go, here we go...
Kushiye: *making fun of Zhu* On a mission under covers and Kurama in control...
Chunzhu: Naaaaaa?! What are you talking about? ... And what are we doing in Six Flags over Kentucky?
Kushiye: *shrugs and continues* Here we go, here we go... *walks away with Chunzhu and continues singing*
Moses: *pops out of nowhere and continues singing* Let my people go go go! *mutters* To hell...
Bob: ALRIGHT STOP SINGING, HOW NORMAL!
Me: *gasp* Bob! You didn't speak in a dull voice!!!
Bob: Sorry, how normal.
*Ride turns out to be giant spriral that goes in wiggles at the same time, so it turns outto be a wavy spiral.*
*All faint when they get off*
En: 200 MPH of torture...
*They continue to go on rides that make them seriously regret life, meeting Jin and Touya along the way*
Jin: *sneezes* Sorry, I feel like I had a cold. Ever since I went to that convention for people voiced by Yamaguchi Kappei. I think I got it from Shesta (Escaflowne), when I was speaking with Ranma (Ranma 1/2) and Inuyasha (Inuyasha). He coughed on me. *coughs and sneezes* Also... HE IS THE ICE PERSON! HE KEEPS FREEZING UP THE DANG HOUSE ALL THE TIME!!!
Touya: ... Uh oh... *gets in toy jeep and drives away*
Him: Well, looks like we'll be takin' care of Jin! Yeh heh heh!
Next: Jin Has the "Totally and Extremely Super-Bad Flu That Has Killed Many But He Might Survive" virus!
Let's Visit an Amusement Park!
*Car stops in front of rest stop*
Him: *gets out and streches* Wow, driving from Japan to Kentucky sure is work! Yeh heh heh!
Me: *also gets out* Yep. Luckily, I have a small automobile that was able to surprisingly able to comfortably seat all the club members... except Roto and Aniki.
Majari: Um... like, don't they totally have a Disneyworld in, like, Japan too?
Him: WELL I WANTED TO GO TO KENTUCKY!!! *starts foaming and chasing Majari around*
*inside the automobile*
Ralph: Hey Bob, want anything to eat?
Bob: I want cheese, how normal.
Ralph: Sorry, don't think they have cheese... *burrows through picnic basket of stolen food goods* What about you Karasu?
Karasu: I want happiness.
Ralph: *grin* You want pizza? *holds it out to Karasu* Looks good, huh? Eh, Booboo Bear?
Karasu: I'm Karasu.
Ralph: Pleeeeeeeeeease have the pizza?
Karasu: I don't want any.
Ralph: *starts crying* *knocks on car roof*
En: *magnetically stuck on roof* What is it now?
Ralph: Karasu won't eat my pizza!
En: *gasp*
All: *gasp*
Gama: KARASU, EAT HIS PIZZA!
Karasu: Fine... *face falls in pizza and takes it out* There.
Ralph: Yay!
Him: Well, break's over!
* * * *
Marshmellow: Are we there yet?
Me: No.
Ruka: Duhh... dere yebt?
Him: No.
Bob: Are we there yet, how normal?
Me: No.
En: *from the car roof* Are we there yet?!
Him: No.
Urarishima: Are we there yet? *smells Bob's hair* Ooh, dandruff shampoo...
Him: No.
Karasu: Are we there yet?
Me: No.
Majari: Are we, like, totally there yet?
Me: No.
Ralph: Are we there yet? *twitches and then lights Gama on fire*
Him: No.
Gama: *bouncing around car* ARE WE THERE YET?
Me: NO, AND YOU'RE GETTING MAKEUP STAINS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Him: We're here! Yeh heh heh!
Me: Yay!
Karasu: *blows up automobile*
Marshmellow: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Me: KARASUUUUU! What was thaaaaaaaaaaat?
Karasu: I was anxious...
Gama: I'LL SHOW YOU ANXIOUS!!!!!!! *takes out makeup brushes* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! *makes Karasu look like a clown*
Karasu: *starts crying and turns yellow*
Little Person: Hey look Daddy Moses, a clown!
Moses: No, that's just a messed up gay person... NOW LET'S GO! TO THE MERRY GO ROUND!
Little Person: But we're only stick figures. They won't let us on any rides.
Karasu: *runs away*
Majari: Oh no, like, you guys totally hurt his, like, feelings. Like, totally!
Disneyworld: *blows up*
Everyone: O.O
Bob: We are going to slowly back away, how normal...
Marshmellow: *hopping backwards* ...and forget this all happened.
*Backwards walk continues until they reach Six Flags over Kentucky*
Gama: WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE!
Karasu: *holding a bomb and is quivering* Must... resist... blowing place to bits...
Him: Yeh heh heh! Let's go on a ride!
Marshmellow: That one! THAT ONE!
*ride is called "Ride That Makes You Throw Up While Going Up and Down Wishing You Were Dead" It's a freefall, and goes so high they can't see the top*
Marshmellow: Yay!
Guy Who Runs the Ride: Sorry, we don't allow food in the park. I'm confiscating. *shoves Marshmellow into mouth* *burps*
Marshmellow: Nooooooooooo!!! *throws a fit until the GWRR spits it out*
GWRR: That has a face! And TALKS!!!
Me: And you'd better let Marshmellow on the ride... or else...
GWRR: Or else WHAT?
Majari: Me and Gama will, like, totally glam you up with the Barbie makeup kit!
*girly music starts playing*
Gama: *holds up the Barbie makeup kit and glares evilly*
GWRR: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Okay. Why didn't you say you all wanted in the first place?
Karasu: *is already in the ride with everyone else* I'm just wondering, how fast does this ride go?
Bob: Five MPH to the top, how normal...
*ride reaches top*
Urarishima: *coveting Karasu's hair for a snack* And two hundred miles to the bo-
*ride falls*
All: *screaming*
*rides stops suddenly and puking noises are heard*
Him: Yeh heh heh! Who next to pick?
Ruka: Duuuh... *takes a bite of a hot dog* That one! Heh, hot dawg...
*Ride is called "This Feels Like You are Having Diarrea in a Hurricane"*
Majari: *starts singing* Here we go, here we go...
Kushiye: *making fun of Zhu* On a mission under covers and Kurama in control...
Chunzhu: Naaaaaa?! What are you talking about? ... And what are we doing in Six Flags over Kentucky?
Kushiye: *shrugs and continues* Here we go, here we go... *walks away with Chunzhu and continues singing*
Moses: *pops out of nowhere and continues singing* Let my people go go go! *mutters* To hell...
Bob: ALRIGHT STOP SINGING, HOW NORMAL!
Me: *gasp* Bob! You didn't speak in a dull voice!!!
Bob: Sorry, how normal.
*Ride turns out to be giant spriral that goes in wiggles at the same time, so it turns outto be a wavy spiral.*
*All faint when they get off*
En: 200 MPH of torture...
*They continue to go on rides that make them seriously regret life, meeting Jin and Touya along the way*
Jin: *sneezes* Sorry, I feel like I had a cold. Ever since I went to that convention for people voiced by Yamaguchi Kappei. I think I got it from Shesta (Escaflowne), when I was speaking with Ranma (Ranma 1/2) and Inuyasha (Inuyasha). He coughed on me. *coughs and sneezes* Also... HE IS THE ICE PERSON! HE KEEPS FREEZING UP THE DANG HOUSE ALL THE TIME!!!
Touya: ... Uh oh... *gets in toy jeep and drives away*
Him: Well, looks like we'll be takin' care of Jin! Yeh heh heh!
Next: Jin Has the "Totally and Extremely Super-Bad Flu That Has Killed Many But He Might Survive" virus!