The Tenth Meeting of the Hot Wings Club
*Jin Has the "Totally and Extremely Super-Bad Flu That Has Killed Many But He Might Survive" Virus!*
Jin: *Is coughing and sneezing so badly it's scary and so loudly Kurama heard them from the other end of the Earth and has shot several holes through the wall*
Him: Yeh heh heh!
Jin: STOP MOCKING MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *cough* I hate you...
Ralph: *walks in* We're baaaaaaaaack!
Touya: You bought the Tylenol? Is it the childrens' one? Jin only takes that.
Ralph: Uh...Tylenol...right...
Roto: *Shifty eyes* He STOLE it! And he stole Robatussien!
Jin: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roto: Adults' Robatussien!!!!!!!!
Jin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urarishima: Well, here. *shoves hair into his mouth*
Jin: *coughs even worse* I HATE YOU!
Ralph: *Shoves Robatussien into his mouth* Here ya goes.
Jin: *drools*
Aniki: Um...
Jin: *Runs to the bathroom to throw up and is feeling worse than ever*
Touya: Well Jin? Did it work?
Jin: *flops over*
Touya: Thought so...
Ferrets: *show up*
Ferret one: *with a deep voice* Yes master?
*Bakuken, Reishou, and Gama also show up*
Gama: YES MASTER?
Touya: Minions, stay aside! Ferrets! Go in his pants and knaw on his-
Jin: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Touya: Fine... You're so unnapreaciative...
Jin: *coughs again and a fluffball comes from his throat* Hey, I feel a lot better!
Him: A...HAIRBALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????
Ralph: *Sob* I stole for nothing! *runs away*
Urarishima: Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh....Hairy...
*Touya's ferrets and minions tie up Urarishima and lock him in the garage*
Jin: I'll never lick my head and read and swim at the same time ever again!
Touya: I think we've all learned that lesson! *smiles and winks at camera.*
*camera fades*
Touya: Hey! That's it?!
*camera unfades*
Jin: That's better.
Touya: You know, that's too common of a cliche.
Aniki: Like hugging in Chobits?
Ralph: Exactly!
Kurama: *crashes through the wall yelling* Or hitting things! You know, violence!
Hiei: *has burrowed through the ground* That's right Kurama. Violence is wrong! And we want all our valued and beloved readers to know that...How come I'm not in this story more?! I'm always in stories!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE MOST POPULAR CHARACTER IN THE MANGA!!!!!!! I'LL KILL THE AUTHOR!!! THIS IS THE DAY SHE DIEEEEES!!
Kurama: You say that every day...
Hiei: I'll cut her open with my katana and then expose her wounds to the Kokuryuu and-
Kurama: HIEI! REMEMBER! Violence is wrong.
Hiei: THIS WHOLE FIC IS WRONG!!!!!!!!! I mean, this is the Hot Wings Club and so far, no hot wings!!!
*in the Kitchen*
En: *stuck on the fridge. It has spiderwebs and dust on it, etc.* I'm so hungry...but nobody comes her anymore...
*back at Jin's*
Kurama: *points up* See?
Hiei: *looks up a few lines* Gee, poor En.
Him: *sniffle* He's right...Let's all go home!
En: *looks a few lines up* I hope they get back soon. I'm so- *faints*
Touya: Well Jin, since you're better, I can go start a rock band!!!!!!!! (If you've heard Touya's image song, you'll understand) *grabs a guitar* Bye Jin!
Jin: Bye!
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...
*coughs* Oh, sh-
Kurama: Shhhhhh....no cursing. That's also bad. I've been trying to prevent the bad stuff, but so far there were attempts at language, violence-
Jin: *is trying to get undressed*
Kurama: -and nudity.... *runs away*
Karasu: *looks in Jin's window* Oh look, what a nice looking boy... Oh! *moves head side to side*
Next: Karasu 1/2
*Jin Has the "Totally and Extremely Super-Bad Flu That Has Killed Many But He Might Survive" Virus!*
Jin: *Is coughing and sneezing so badly it's scary and so loudly Kurama heard them from the other end of the Earth and has shot several holes through the wall*
Him: Yeh heh heh!
Jin: STOP MOCKING MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *cough* I hate you...
Ralph: *walks in* We're baaaaaaaaack!
Touya: You bought the Tylenol? Is it the childrens' one? Jin only takes that.
Ralph: Uh...Tylenol...right...
Roto: *Shifty eyes* He STOLE it! And he stole Robatussien!
Jin: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roto: Adults' Robatussien!!!!!!!!
Jin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urarishima: Well, here. *shoves hair into his mouth*
Jin: *coughs even worse* I HATE YOU!
Ralph: *Shoves Robatussien into his mouth* Here ya goes.
Jin: *drools*
Aniki: Um...
Jin: *Runs to the bathroom to throw up and is feeling worse than ever*
Touya: Well Jin? Did it work?
Jin: *flops over*
Touya: Thought so...
Ferrets: *show up*
Ferret one: *with a deep voice* Yes master?
*Bakuken, Reishou, and Gama also show up*
Gama: YES MASTER?
Touya: Minions, stay aside! Ferrets! Go in his pants and knaw on his-
Jin: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Touya: Fine... You're so unnapreaciative...
Jin: *coughs again and a fluffball comes from his throat* Hey, I feel a lot better!
Him: A...HAIRBALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????
Ralph: *Sob* I stole for nothing! *runs away*
Urarishima: Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh....Hairy...
*Touya's ferrets and minions tie up Urarishima and lock him in the garage*
Jin: I'll never lick my head and read and swim at the same time ever again!
Touya: I think we've all learned that lesson! *smiles and winks at camera.*
*camera fades*
Touya: Hey! That's it?!
*camera unfades*
Jin: That's better.
Touya: You know, that's too common of a cliche.
Aniki: Like hugging in Chobits?
Ralph: Exactly!
Kurama: *crashes through the wall yelling* Or hitting things! You know, violence!
Hiei: *has burrowed through the ground* That's right Kurama. Violence is wrong! And we want all our valued and beloved readers to know that...How come I'm not in this story more?! I'm always in stories!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE MOST POPULAR CHARACTER IN THE MANGA!!!!!!! I'LL KILL THE AUTHOR!!! THIS IS THE DAY SHE DIEEEEES!!
Kurama: You say that every day...
Hiei: I'll cut her open with my katana and then expose her wounds to the Kokuryuu and-
Kurama: HIEI! REMEMBER! Violence is wrong.
Hiei: THIS WHOLE FIC IS WRONG!!!!!!!!! I mean, this is the Hot Wings Club and so far, no hot wings!!!
*in the Kitchen*
En: *stuck on the fridge. It has spiderwebs and dust on it, etc.* I'm so hungry...but nobody comes her anymore...
*back at Jin's*
Kurama: *points up* See?
Hiei: *looks up a few lines* Gee, poor En.
Him: *sniffle* He's right...Let's all go home!
En: *looks a few lines up* I hope they get back soon. I'm so- *faints*
Touya: Well Jin, since you're better, I can go start a rock band!!!!!!!! (If you've heard Touya's image song, you'll understand) *grabs a guitar* Bye Jin!
Jin: Bye!
...
...
...
...
*coughs* Oh, sh-
Kurama: Shhhhhh....no cursing. That's also bad. I've been trying to prevent the bad stuff, but so far there were attempts at language, violence-
Jin: *is trying to get undressed*
Kurama: -and nudity.... *runs away*
Karasu: *looks in Jin's window* Oh look, what a nice looking boy... Oh! *moves head side to side*
Next: Karasu 1/2