The Wizard of Hogwarts

Disclaimer: All characters belong to a certain J.K Rowling who is obviously not me. The Wizard of Oz plot belongs to whoever that wrote it.

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"We must be up inside the cyclone! Ron! My gosh… it's Voldemort"
 

Outside the window, Voldemort was riding on a broom, cackling. "Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!"

 
"Oh!" exclaimed Harry, and then blanked out on the floor, alongside Ron.

                                                                                                                                                                       

Now:

Harry woke up; surprised at the way it seemed different, somehow, brighter. Beside him, Ron was just awakening.

Shaking his head a couple times, Harry helped Ron to get up. They decided to go search for Professor McGonagall again.

Going outside, they saw a beautiful town, colorful and bright. (AN: It is a replica of Hogsmead. I think I spelled that wrong)

Turning over to Ron, Harry obviously stated, "Ron, I have a feeling we're not in Hogwarts anymore! We must be over the rainbow!"

Ron was trying to think up where this was and at that comment, he thought Harry was just…. Thick. No duh they weren't at Hogwarts, but the real question was, where were they?

Suddenly, out of thin air, a black bubble appeared and got bigger until it disappeared and in its place was a tall, fairy looking man in black robes with a sneer on his face. (AN: Guess who that is?)

"Now I know I'm not in Hogwarts!" Harry said, looking up and down the man with distaste.

"Are you a brat muggle or a stupid muggle?" Asked Snape.

"Who, me!" Said Harry dumbly since it was obvious who the irritated slytherin was talking to.

"No, I was talking to myself, of course you boy, now answer my question." Snapped Snape.

"Well, I - I'm not a muggle at all. I'm Harry Potter, from Hogwarts

"Well then, is that a muggle." Snape said pointing to Ron.

"Who Ron, Ron's my dog, I mean my best friend." Both men caught Harry's slip up but neither looked annoyed.

" Damn, Well, I'm here for nothing. The Gryffindorks called me because a new muggle has just dropped a house on the Wicked Wizard of the East. And there's the house, and here you are, unfortunately, and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East. And so, what the Gryffindorks want to know is - are you a brat muggle or a stupid muggle?" Snape pointed out like he'd rather be dead then serve the "Gryffindorks".

Harry replied. "But I've already told you, I'm not a muggle at all. Muggles are old and ugly. (Hey, I'm one and so are the ones reading this.)

Suddenly, there was a rustling in the bushes around the town. "What was that?" questioned Harry.

Snape said, "The Gryffindorks, they're laughing because they are big buffoons that don't have anything else to do. Plus, they're happy because you freed them from the Wicked Wizard of the East, Grindlewald."

Harry was a bit confused, "but what are Gryffindorks?"

Snape replied unhappily, "Stupid little insolent brats that have way too much courage and stand up to their teachers." Then, he snapped at the bushes, "You may come out now and thank your "Savior of the Gryffinland". He suddenly turned around, then turned back with a sickening smile on his face and started singing.

Come out, come out, wherever you are and meet the young man, who fell from the house.                                                         He fell from the sky, he fell very far and Hogwarts, he says, is the name of the place.
Hogwarts, she says, is the name of the place.
He brings you good news. Or haven't you heard? When he fell out of Hogwarts
A miracle occurred.

Harry took over from there.

It really was no miracle. What happened was just this.
The wind began to switch - the shack to pitch and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then the Wizard - to satisfy an itch went flying on his broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
And oh, what happened then was rich.
*The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch. It landed on the Wicked Wizard
in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch.

Add in a corny song sang by a cast of Gryffindors including Seamus, Dean, Colin, Dennis and whoever.
                                                                                                                                                                                    Suddenly, there was a big bang and in the middle, there was Voldemort. The Gryffindorks all laid down on the ground and pretended he couldn't see them.

"I thought you said he was dead?" Whispered Harry to Snape.

There that's all for tonight. I promise to try and update my other story as well as this one again. I was on vacation for awhile and I just got back. Do me a favor and review for me okay.

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