The Eleventh Meeting of the Hot Wings Club
*Karasu 1/2*
Karasu: *blows the wall to pieces and dumb music plays* *Thinking* If I can manipulate his child-like nature, then I shall be able to keep him forever!!!
Jin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE BOGEYMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides under covers* Hey! *head pops up* Hey, who are you calling child-like? Could a child-like person do this?! *takes a deep breath and puffs up chest, then...* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *starts crying* I'M SCARED, MOMMY! I'M SCAREEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!
Karasu: Fear no more, little boy! *puts on a top hat and cape* Karasu the Great is here to mistify you with super fantastic explosion illusions! *blows up couch Jin is sitting on* Yay!
Jin: Yay yay yay!
Karasu: And now for my next trick! *blows up a cheap looking table with a photograph of some Ankoku Bujutsukai peoples on it*
Jin: Yay!
Karasu: *blows up the power outlet, which surprisingly doesn't react*
Jin: Yay...
Karasu: Hey, that was supposed to react all electric-like! Suzaku!!
Suzaku: Hang on... *plunges outlet* No good. You'll have to call in a professional...
Touya: I'll do it!
Aniki: *runs in carrying a watermelon* No, I WILL!
Touya: But this is my house! And MY outlet! AND I'M A PROFESSIONAL!
Aniki: Take this! *smashes watermelon on Touya's head and he goes unconscious* *gasp* No! *hugs a piece of the melon* Charlemagne! Why?! MY ONLY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
Karasu: FIX IT!!!!!!!!
Aniki: Fine... *sticks finger in outlet and gets zapped* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Karasu: It works! Now back to the mystifying exploding tricks...Wooooooooo....
Jin: Oh boy...
*A few hours later*
Jin: *has fallen asleep out of boredom*
Karasu: Finally... *bags Jin* Now, off to my...secret lair!!!!!!!!!
*A few days later*
Karasu: *starving and wandering around in a forest/jungle type of thing* Now if only I HAD a secret lair... *Eyes widen in realization* I hate myself...and a while ago I lost the bag that had Jin in it to those ACCURSED Nyan Nyan Neko-chan freaks! (See hako-shoushi.tk)
*comes across a sign that says "Beware! The spirit of a drowned female crow lives here, so do not fall in!"*
Karasu: WATER!!!!!!!! *runs to the water with the drowned crow and drinks from it, but falls in* *returns as a girl* Oh no! I feel different!
*looks at sign and then at the unmentioned one next to it that says 'If you fall in, you will turn into a female crow every time you have cold water splashed on you'*
Karasu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, now I don't have to live under the stereotype of being homosexual! I can get all the cute guys I want now!
*At the Teletubbies Club*
Majari: *looks up from a Teen People magazine* Karasuuuuu, like, what totally kept you?!
Gama: *is using a bucket of water to paint on the carpet*
Karasu: *takes the bucket and dumps the water on himself*
Gama: HEY!
Karasu: See?
Gama: I SEE NO DIFFERENCE!
Majari: I do! Like, I am sooooooo totally jealous!
Gama: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Bob: How normal. *jumps out window Matrix-style and runs off*
Me (that's his name): CLUB MEMBERS?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! *also jumps out the window*
Marshmellow: *glares at Karasu and Majari* I hate both you *bleep*ing *bleep*ers! *also goes out the window*
Majari: Although puberty has like, totally done a number on it, I still can't help but follow! I must just want to be popular! *also jumps out*
Karasu: Everyone left because of me...I must become a boy again...but how?
Jin: *comes through the window covered in vines, leaves, dirt, and other stuff* Hey Not so Mystical Karasu, I saw the window broken so I just thought I'd come to take you to the world of Nyan Nyan Neko-chan. You know, since they're crazy there, I'm sure someone can turn you back.
Karasu: Hmm... Really?
Jin: Yep. Oh, and I hate you for bagging me up and then leaving me with Kagesuke.
Karasu: RIGHT! LET'S GO!
*At the world of Nyan Nyan Neko-Chan*
Kagesuke: All is doing HORRIBLE in the World of Kagesuke...*seethes* This brings me back to a childhood memory, when I lived with my FOSTER family...When everyone turned chibi and I ate them when I was just four...
*harp music plays*
Kuwabara: Ooh! Hey guys! Guys! I made this machine that turns everyone chibi, and I want you guys to get in and try it out. Six...six...six...six...
Chunzhu: Okay.
*all go in*
*Everyone turns chibi*
*All go out*
Kurama: *high pitched voice* It worked! It worked! We're all chibi!
Baby Kagesuke: *sees them* *gasp* Chibi peoples! *picks up Yusuke* This one's Yusuke! *eats him* Oh my gosh, it's Kushiyè! *puts her in mouth and then spits her out* Yuck! Ppbth! Kushiyè is made of gas! Omigosh! It's Zhu!
Chunzhu: Um...no?
Kagesuke: *puts her to the side* I'll save you for later...
Chunzhu: Yay!
Kagesuke: *gasp* Kurama...*eats him* Wait a second- *spits him out and puts him next to Chunzhu* Zhu needs a little friend.
Chunzhu: Two yays!
Kurama: ...Yay...
Chunzhu: A yay and a half!
Kagesuke: *picks up Kakusha* Kakusa Kakusa, Kakusa...When wiwl you evew wearn that I am always cowrect? *eats him* Hey, is that a wleggie? *eats it* Now to pway with Zhu and Kuwama tibbies... First Zhu gets all dirty in mud *smushes Chunzhu in mud* Then Kuwama had to cwlean her up with this water. *sprays Chunzhu with water* And now that they're all cwlean, they have to kiss each other. *smushes them together*
*Memory ends*
Kagesuke: And that...is my childhood memory of when everyone turned chibi and I ate them...
Karasu and Jin: *show up*
Jin: Hi, remember me?
Kagesuke: Omigosh! It's it's it's it's it's it's it's, um...Yeah um, who are you? Besides that one. *points to Jin* Who is that horrible freakishly black GAY thing next to you?
Karasu: I'm Karasu...GIRL Karasu! *sob*
Kagasuke: You're gay...faggot.
Karasu: I WISH!!!!!!! I'M A GIRL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagesuke: Ohhh...*whispers*lesbian...
Karasu: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: We were wondering if the crazy people here could turn him/her back into a boy.
Kagesuke: Nope. But there is one way. And ONLY one way. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn...You have to eat this cookie that Koukou made! Or Koushinn....... *seethes*
Karasu: So...all I have to do is eat a cookie?
Kagesuke: Yup. No da?
Karasu: *Eats cookie* *chokes and falls unconscious*
Jin: Is he back to normal?
Kagesuke: Nope. I just wanted to make him eat the cookie for some reason. Seriously, I don't know.
Karasu: *is shaking out of fear* No...more...COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagesuke: Hm...Maybe...Just maybe...I could get people to like him more. Well, I gotta go.
Jin: But we have to turn him into a boy!
Kagesuke: Really? Why didn't you say so? I thought we were supposed to make him ummm uh...I gotta go now...Bye.
Jin: *sighs and blows cat whistle*
Neko: *goes over* Wait, Kagesuke! You have to listen to the whistle! It knows all...
Jin: That's right! *blows it over and over*
Kagesuke: What the F**K?
Karasu: Change me back!
Kagesuke: I don't know how you you you you you you freaking...thing!
Karasu: Hey! I'm back to normal!
Bob: *drives in in a golf cart* How normal.
Karasu: *goes in* Take me home Bob! *sings* *Sounds so horrible I won't write the lyrics of what he was singing here*
Jin: Well...that was the WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
Next: Adventures in the Jungle of Lost Hot Wings
*Karasu 1/2*
Karasu: *blows the wall to pieces and dumb music plays* *Thinking* If I can manipulate his child-like nature, then I shall be able to keep him forever!!!
Jin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE BOGEYMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides under covers* Hey! *head pops up* Hey, who are you calling child-like? Could a child-like person do this?! *takes a deep breath and puffs up chest, then...* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *starts crying* I'M SCARED, MOMMY! I'M SCAREEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!
Karasu: Fear no more, little boy! *puts on a top hat and cape* Karasu the Great is here to mistify you with super fantastic explosion illusions! *blows up couch Jin is sitting on* Yay!
Jin: Yay yay yay!
Karasu: And now for my next trick! *blows up a cheap looking table with a photograph of some Ankoku Bujutsukai peoples on it*
Jin: Yay!
Karasu: *blows up the power outlet, which surprisingly doesn't react*
Jin: Yay...
Karasu: Hey, that was supposed to react all electric-like! Suzaku!!
Suzaku: Hang on... *plunges outlet* No good. You'll have to call in a professional...
Touya: I'll do it!
Aniki: *runs in carrying a watermelon* No, I WILL!
Touya: But this is my house! And MY outlet! AND I'M A PROFESSIONAL!
Aniki: Take this! *smashes watermelon on Touya's head and he goes unconscious* *gasp* No! *hugs a piece of the melon* Charlemagne! Why?! MY ONLY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
Karasu: FIX IT!!!!!!!!
Aniki: Fine... *sticks finger in outlet and gets zapped* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Karasu: It works! Now back to the mystifying exploding tricks...Wooooooooo....
Jin: Oh boy...
*A few hours later*
Jin: *has fallen asleep out of boredom*
Karasu: Finally... *bags Jin* Now, off to my...secret lair!!!!!!!!!
*A few days later*
Karasu: *starving and wandering around in a forest/jungle type of thing* Now if only I HAD a secret lair... *Eyes widen in realization* I hate myself...and a while ago I lost the bag that had Jin in it to those ACCURSED Nyan Nyan Neko-chan freaks! (See hako-shoushi.tk)
*comes across a sign that says "Beware! The spirit of a drowned female crow lives here, so do not fall in!"*
Karasu: WATER!!!!!!!! *runs to the water with the drowned crow and drinks from it, but falls in* *returns as a girl* Oh no! I feel different!
*looks at sign and then at the unmentioned one next to it that says 'If you fall in, you will turn into a female crow every time you have cold water splashed on you'*
Karasu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, now I don't have to live under the stereotype of being homosexual! I can get all the cute guys I want now!
*At the Teletubbies Club*
Majari: *looks up from a Teen People magazine* Karasuuuuu, like, what totally kept you?!
Gama: *is using a bucket of water to paint on the carpet*
Karasu: *takes the bucket and dumps the water on himself*
Gama: HEY!
Karasu: See?
Gama: I SEE NO DIFFERENCE!
Majari: I do! Like, I am sooooooo totally jealous!
Gama: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Bob: How normal. *jumps out window Matrix-style and runs off*
Me (that's his name): CLUB MEMBERS?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! *also jumps out the window*
Marshmellow: *glares at Karasu and Majari* I hate both you *bleep*ing *bleep*ers! *also goes out the window*
Majari: Although puberty has like, totally done a number on it, I still can't help but follow! I must just want to be popular! *also jumps out*
Karasu: Everyone left because of me...I must become a boy again...but how?
Jin: *comes through the window covered in vines, leaves, dirt, and other stuff* Hey Not so Mystical Karasu, I saw the window broken so I just thought I'd come to take you to the world of Nyan Nyan Neko-chan. You know, since they're crazy there, I'm sure someone can turn you back.
Karasu: Hmm... Really?
Jin: Yep. Oh, and I hate you for bagging me up and then leaving me with Kagesuke.
Karasu: RIGHT! LET'S GO!
*At the world of Nyan Nyan Neko-Chan*
Kagesuke: All is doing HORRIBLE in the World of Kagesuke...*seethes* This brings me back to a childhood memory, when I lived with my FOSTER family...When everyone turned chibi and I ate them when I was just four...
*harp music plays*
Kuwabara: Ooh! Hey guys! Guys! I made this machine that turns everyone chibi, and I want you guys to get in and try it out. Six...six...six...six...
Chunzhu: Okay.
*all go in*
*Everyone turns chibi*
*All go out*
Kurama: *high pitched voice* It worked! It worked! We're all chibi!
Baby Kagesuke: *sees them* *gasp* Chibi peoples! *picks up Yusuke* This one's Yusuke! *eats him* Oh my gosh, it's Kushiyè! *puts her in mouth and then spits her out* Yuck! Ppbth! Kushiyè is made of gas! Omigosh! It's Zhu!
Chunzhu: Um...no?
Kagesuke: *puts her to the side* I'll save you for later...
Chunzhu: Yay!
Kagesuke: *gasp* Kurama...*eats him* Wait a second- *spits him out and puts him next to Chunzhu* Zhu needs a little friend.
Chunzhu: Two yays!
Kurama: ...Yay...
Chunzhu: A yay and a half!
Kagesuke: *picks up Kakusha* Kakusa Kakusa, Kakusa...When wiwl you evew wearn that I am always cowrect? *eats him* Hey, is that a wleggie? *eats it* Now to pway with Zhu and Kuwama tibbies... First Zhu gets all dirty in mud *smushes Chunzhu in mud* Then Kuwama had to cwlean her up with this water. *sprays Chunzhu with water* And now that they're all cwlean, they have to kiss each other. *smushes them together*
*Memory ends*
Kagesuke: And that...is my childhood memory of when everyone turned chibi and I ate them...
Karasu and Jin: *show up*
Jin: Hi, remember me?
Kagesuke: Omigosh! It's it's it's it's it's it's it's, um...Yeah um, who are you? Besides that one. *points to Jin* Who is that horrible freakishly black GAY thing next to you?
Karasu: I'm Karasu...GIRL Karasu! *sob*
Kagasuke: You're gay...faggot.
Karasu: I WISH!!!!!!! I'M A GIRL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagesuke: Ohhh...*whispers*lesbian...
Karasu: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: We were wondering if the crazy people here could turn him/her back into a boy.
Kagesuke: Nope. But there is one way. And ONLY one way. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn...You have to eat this cookie that Koukou made! Or Koushinn....... *seethes*
Karasu: So...all I have to do is eat a cookie?
Kagesuke: Yup. No da?
Karasu: *Eats cookie* *chokes and falls unconscious*
Jin: Is he back to normal?
Kagesuke: Nope. I just wanted to make him eat the cookie for some reason. Seriously, I don't know.
Karasu: *is shaking out of fear* No...more...COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagesuke: Hm...Maybe...Just maybe...I could get people to like him more. Well, I gotta go.
Jin: But we have to turn him into a boy!
Kagesuke: Really? Why didn't you say so? I thought we were supposed to make him ummm uh...I gotta go now...Bye.
Jin: *sighs and blows cat whistle*
Neko: *goes over* Wait, Kagesuke! You have to listen to the whistle! It knows all...
Jin: That's right! *blows it over and over*
Kagesuke: What the F**K?
Karasu: Change me back!
Kagesuke: I don't know how you you you you you you freaking...thing!
Karasu: Hey! I'm back to normal!
Bob: *drives in in a golf cart* How normal.
Karasu: *goes in* Take me home Bob! *sings* *Sounds so horrible I won't write the lyrics of what he was singing here*
Jin: Well...that was the WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
Next: Adventures in the Jungle of Lost Hot Wings