The Wizard of Hogwarts
Disclaimer: All characters belong to a certain J.K Rowling who is obviously not me. The Wizard of Oz plot belongs to whoever that wrote it.
I want to thank all that reviewed this stupid little story of mine!!! THANK YOU!!!!
Warning: Some references to slash and some cussing here and there.
Last time:
"I thought you said he was dead?" whispered Harry to Snape.
"You idiot, that was the Wizard of the East, Grindlewald, this is his sis.. Ah hem.. Brother, the Wizard of the West, Voldemort. He's worse than his brother." Snape lectured Harry.
Voldemort looked around and saw the dead body of his ..erm... brother. "Who did this, who killed my brother." He demanded. He looked over at Harry and Snape. Accusingly he said, "Was it you?" As he pointed his finger at Harry.
Harry panicked, "No, no, no, It was an accident, I swear it. I didn't mean to kill nobody."
Voldemort cackled and stated, "Well, my pretty, I can cause accidents too!" while he was checking out Harry.
Ron and Snape looked sick when they realized what Voldemort was looking at while Harry being well, Harry didn't noticed anything strange at all.
After gagging a couple of times Snape mockingly said, "Yes you cause accidents, the yellow stain on you bed sheets proves it."
All the people there snickered until the Gryffindorks remembered they were supposed to be cowering and they sobered up.
Voldemort looked hurt if you could imagine that, but he quickly fell back into his evil stupid look.
Snape asked sarcastically, "Aren't you forgetting the ruby sneakers?"
Voldemort looked like he had remembered the most important thing in the world. "Yes, the sneakers."
He had just turned to get them from the dead feet of Grindlewald when they disappeared. "The sneakers, they're gone!" He turned and said accusingly to Snape's smirking face "What have you done with them? Give them to me or I'll.."
Snape smirked, "Or you'll do what spank me?"
(AN: Bad mental image. *shudders*)
"Anyways, you're too late, here they are.." Points to Harry's feet, "and here they'll stay."
"Give me back my slippers Snapey, I am the only one who knows how to use them, they're of no use to you." Voldemort reasoned.
Snape whispered to Harry. "Keep these on your feet, Good Lord if someone smells your feet."
"HEY!" shouted Harry
"Just Kidding, anyways, they must have some good magic or else she..he wouldn't want them."
Voldemort felt murderous, "You stay out of this Snape or I'll fix you as well!"
Snape was feeling kind of sick. "You'll fix me how? Like Potter. What are you going to do to Potter anyhow?"
(AN: Why do I torture myself with these bad images?)
"Anyways, be gone, you are nothing here. Be gone before someone drops a house on you also." He said, pointing to the sky.
Voldemort looked a little scared and kept glancing at the sky. "Very well, I'll bide my time, to bed, I mean attend to you my pretty boy." He said glancing at Harry. "I'll get you my pretty, and your little Weasel too!" and he disappeared to a cackling laugh.
Now that the fruit, I mean frightful wizard was gone, Snape barked at the Gryffindorks. "Get up you spineless fools. The bastard is gone." Then he turned and addressed Harry. "You've made a terrible enemy in the Wicked Wizard of the West, or the WWW. The sooner you're out of my hair, I mean danger, the better."
Harry replied, "Well, I can't come back the way I came, so how do I get out."
"Well, you need the wizard of Hogwarts."
"The Wizard of Hogwarts. And no, its not Albus, he hasn't been seen since, 12 years ago, something about a vacation in BoraBora" "Is he a good Wizard of is he wicked?"
"Oh very good, but very mysterious, He lives at Hogwarts and that's a long journey from here. Did you bring your broomstick with you?"
(An: Not THAT one.)
"No, I left in the common room."
"Too bad, you'll have to walk. The Gryffindorks will escort you to our borders. And remember, don't take off those sneakers or anything else for the WWW or you will be at his mercy." Snape added looking green.
Harry, not the most observant out there, didn't see what everyone else saw on Snape's face. "How do I get to Hogwarts?"
"It is best if you start at the beginning of the yellow brick road." He pointed to a pair of circling roads in the middle of the town. One red one yellow.
"Where does the red brick road lead?" asked Harry
Snape looked like he was going to puke. "It leads to where all people lose their innocence at are gone forever at the mercy of a monster."
(AN: just guess what that means.)
"Anyways, just stick to the yellow brick road."
Then, Snape was covered in a blue bubble which shrunk and disappeared completely.
Harry was startled, "My, people come and go so quickly here!" He remembered what Snape had said. "Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Seamus
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Dean
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Ginny
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Everyone
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow the Yellow Brick, Follow the Yellow Brick,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
You're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does.
You're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Harry
Follow the Yellow Brick Road? Follow the Yellow Brick...? Sudden;y, an unmistakable voice classified as Snapes yelled, "Just shut the fuck up already." By then, Harry and Ron had reached a fork in the road and didn't know which way to follow. "Which way we go now?" muttered Harry to himself.
Sorry, that's all I can fit today. I hope you didn't get offended by my story but if you didn't go and don't come back. If you think my story totally sucks, you can stuff your comments up your ass cause I don't give a shit. This is more for my enjoyment then anything. Anyways, review and I'll update cause I didn't get enough reviews for this story and I don't know if I want to continue this. Love, Sevieiscute
Disclaimer: All characters belong to a certain J.K Rowling who is obviously not me. The Wizard of Oz plot belongs to whoever that wrote it.
I want to thank all that reviewed this stupid little story of mine!!! THANK YOU!!!!
Warning: Some references to slash and some cussing here and there.
Last time:
"I thought you said he was dead?" whispered Harry to Snape.
"You idiot, that was the Wizard of the East, Grindlewald, this is his sis.. Ah hem.. Brother, the Wizard of the West, Voldemort. He's worse than his brother." Snape lectured Harry.
Voldemort looked around and saw the dead body of his ..erm... brother. "Who did this, who killed my brother." He demanded. He looked over at Harry and Snape. Accusingly he said, "Was it you?" As he pointed his finger at Harry.
Harry panicked, "No, no, no, It was an accident, I swear it. I didn't mean to kill nobody."
Voldemort cackled and stated, "Well, my pretty, I can cause accidents too!" while he was checking out Harry.
Ron and Snape looked sick when they realized what Voldemort was looking at while Harry being well, Harry didn't noticed anything strange at all.
After gagging a couple of times Snape mockingly said, "Yes you cause accidents, the yellow stain on you bed sheets proves it."
All the people there snickered until the Gryffindorks remembered they were supposed to be cowering and they sobered up.
Voldemort looked hurt if you could imagine that, but he quickly fell back into his evil stupid look.
Snape asked sarcastically, "Aren't you forgetting the ruby sneakers?"
Voldemort looked like he had remembered the most important thing in the world. "Yes, the sneakers."
He had just turned to get them from the dead feet of Grindlewald when they disappeared. "The sneakers, they're gone!" He turned and said accusingly to Snape's smirking face "What have you done with them? Give them to me or I'll.."
Snape smirked, "Or you'll do what spank me?"
(AN: Bad mental image. *shudders*)
"Anyways, you're too late, here they are.." Points to Harry's feet, "and here they'll stay."
"Give me back my slippers Snapey, I am the only one who knows how to use them, they're of no use to you." Voldemort reasoned.
Snape whispered to Harry. "Keep these on your feet, Good Lord if someone smells your feet."
"HEY!" shouted Harry
"Just Kidding, anyways, they must have some good magic or else she..he wouldn't want them."
Voldemort felt murderous, "You stay out of this Snape or I'll fix you as well!"
Snape was feeling kind of sick. "You'll fix me how? Like Potter. What are you going to do to Potter anyhow?"
(AN: Why do I torture myself with these bad images?)
"Anyways, be gone, you are nothing here. Be gone before someone drops a house on you also." He said, pointing to the sky.
Voldemort looked a little scared and kept glancing at the sky. "Very well, I'll bide my time, to bed, I mean attend to you my pretty boy." He said glancing at Harry. "I'll get you my pretty, and your little Weasel too!" and he disappeared to a cackling laugh.
Now that the fruit, I mean frightful wizard was gone, Snape barked at the Gryffindorks. "Get up you spineless fools. The bastard is gone." Then he turned and addressed Harry. "You've made a terrible enemy in the Wicked Wizard of the West, or the WWW. The sooner you're out of my hair, I mean danger, the better."
Harry replied, "Well, I can't come back the way I came, so how do I get out."
"Well, you need the wizard of Hogwarts."
"The Wizard of Hogwarts. And no, its not Albus, he hasn't been seen since, 12 years ago, something about a vacation in BoraBora" "Is he a good Wizard of is he wicked?"
"Oh very good, but very mysterious, He lives at Hogwarts and that's a long journey from here. Did you bring your broomstick with you?"
(An: Not THAT one.)
"No, I left in the common room."
"Too bad, you'll have to walk. The Gryffindorks will escort you to our borders. And remember, don't take off those sneakers or anything else for the WWW or you will be at his mercy." Snape added looking green.
Harry, not the most observant out there, didn't see what everyone else saw on Snape's face. "How do I get to Hogwarts?"
"It is best if you start at the beginning of the yellow brick road." He pointed to a pair of circling roads in the middle of the town. One red one yellow.
"Where does the red brick road lead?" asked Harry
Snape looked like he was going to puke. "It leads to where all people lose their innocence at are gone forever at the mercy of a monster."
(AN: just guess what that means.)
"Anyways, just stick to the yellow brick road."
Then, Snape was covered in a blue bubble which shrunk and disappeared completely.
Harry was startled, "My, people come and go so quickly here!" He remembered what Snape had said. "Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Seamus
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Dean
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Ginny
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Everyone
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow the Yellow Brick, Follow the Yellow Brick,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
You're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does.
You're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Harry
Follow the Yellow Brick Road? Follow the Yellow Brick...? Sudden;y, an unmistakable voice classified as Snapes yelled, "Just shut the fuck up already." By then, Harry and Ron had reached a fork in the road and didn't know which way to follow. "Which way we go now?" muttered Harry to himself.
Sorry, that's all I can fit today. I hope you didn't get offended by my story but if you didn't go and don't come back. If you think my story totally sucks, you can stuff your comments up your ass cause I don't give a shit. This is more for my enjoyment then anything. Anyways, review and I'll update cause I didn't get enough reviews for this story and I don't know if I want to continue this. Love, Sevieiscute