The Twelfth Meeting of the Hot Wings Club
*Adventures in the Jungle of Lost Hot Wings*
*The Hot Wings Club, during Karasu and Jin's adventure, had decided to order a pizza, when a storm cut the power lines! Now, they search in the pouring rain for...DA DA DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! THE BIG SLICE PIZZA PLACEY!!!*
Him: *singing Country style* Ah just want mah...pizza.... All I want is mah...pizza... I'd give it all up for my...pizza... Just give me, yeah give me my...pizza...
Ralph: *picks it up, rapping* Yeah yeah, I just want a pizza slice. Getting a saucy, cheesy piece would be nice. So give me a great big pizza pie. Give it now or I will die.
Aniki: *picks it up, singing a Ballad* And at the pizza parlor... I always ate there... With my brother... The whole Toguro Team always ate there... They ate pizza... But now, I don't have a pizza place to go to...
Roto: Shut UP ANI! YOU SUCK!!!
Aniki: *sniffle*
Ruka: Lost...
Ralph: Huh?
Ruka: LOST!!!
En: *attached to a refrigerated backpack* She means we are lost!
Urarishima: Hey look, Jin and Karasu's hair! *sniffs them, then eats them* This must be the jungle they went to that led them to the world of Nyan Nyan Neko-Chan!
En: *fidgeting* Oh God, no!
Him: Yeh heh heh! How about we turn some other direction and then go from there?
All: Yeah!!!
*And so they wandered in a different direction for hours, until they come across a forest covered in Hot Wings trees*
Ralph: Where the heck are we?!
Him: THE JUNGLE OF THE...LOST HOT WINGS!!!
Aniki: Hey look, a bistro! Brother and I always went to bistros in our younger days...
Ruka: What a bistro?
En: A bistro is a French word that means "small cafe".
Everyone: Ohhhh... *They all sit down, finding menus right at their spots. After ordering, a giant cheeseball comes and attacks!!!*
Cheeseball: I am here to take all your food!
Roto: Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: Yeh heh heh! Worry not, for I have Marshmellow's evil twin!
All: *in unison* Marshmellow's evil twin?! *pause* Wow, that was weird. We all talked at the same time. *another pause* We did it again too! *pause* Endoplasmic reticulum!!! *pause* *annoyed* Oh cheese...
Him: *brings out a beige colored blob with hair on top* Meet Food!
Cheeseball: A blob named Food will never stop me!
Food: *heroic face, then stomach rumbles*
Him: Oh no, Food is hungry!
Aniki: We need Food Feed to feed Food!
Dumbledore: *comes out of nowhere* Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaves*
Roto: *glare* Why couldn't he just use his amazing wizard powers to help us?!
Aniki: You become senile...When you're OLD!!! *sobs uncontrollably* Why oh why did Genkai have to perish?!
Cheeseball: ...You people are so messed up...Anyway, I have eaten all of Food's Feed so you cannot feed Food!!!
En: NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruka: Orange!!!
Urarishima: *munching on Ruka's hair so much he has penetrated the skull and has managed to gain a better understanding of her by accidentily absorbing her brain* Ruka is right! We should play the orange game!
Ralph: Ooh! Can I invite my sisters?!
Him: Sure, why not?
Ralph: Good! Here here!!! *blows whistle* Arrive at my command! Gaberlunzie! Gafiate! Gallimaufry! Gantlope! Garbler! Gargalesis! Gazump! Ginglyform! Gobbledygook! Gobo! Gomer! (Note: These are all actual words!)
Aniki: *frowns and hides under the table* I hate the orange game...
Ralph, Ruka, Urarishima, and all his sisters: *throw oranges at the giant cheeseball until it falls down and crumbles into various fruity preserves*
Him: Yay! We won!
*All go to the former giant cheeseball and begin eating the preserves of delicious things such as strawberry and blueberry*
Him: Well, we did it. We saved Food's Feed!
Ralph: *through a mouthful of raspberry preserves* Techno!!!
*Techno music begins to play and the area is filled with bright colors. They all begin to dance but the happiness soon turns into fear as evil things such as Nazi crabs, Darth Vader, windshield wipers, American pop idols, and sad-looking clowns begin to join their party.*
Roto: *takes out hairdrier in a vain attempt to produce a weapon* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU CRAZY FOOLS?!
Latin-American Pop Idol: ¡Estamos aquí porque somos los cumpleaños de Roto! '
Roto: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SAYING?!
Urarishima: *chomps onto the LAPI's head and absorbs some of her brain* Uh huh...She says they're here for your birthday.
Roto: My birthday?!
Food: *sings with a high pitched British accent* It's your birthday, your birthday, it's your birthday today!
LAPI: Mañana.
Urarishima: Tommorow.
Food: *sings* Tommorrow! Tommorow! I love you, tommorrow! You're always running away from people so it's always a day away and lazy people use this song as an example to procrastinate! *takes a deep breath* I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roto: My birthday, huh? You hear that guys? Now you gotta do EVERYTHING I SAY!!!
All: *look pathetically afraid of the satanic guy*
*The Crabs, Clowns, Idols, Wipers, and Darth all leave*
Nazi Crab: *suspiciously looks like Hitler* Roto, I shall be back. Rememeber that!!! Remember!!!
Ralph: *cough* You'regay! *cough*
Roto: Well I sure as heck don't wanna have a party in this jungle place that reminds me of home!!!
All: *gasp* No party at here that reminds you of home?! *pause* ...WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING IN THIS STORY?! *pause* *Staaaaaare* AAUGH!!!!!
Next: It's Roto's Birthday...! But Will the Nazi Crab Spoil It All?!
*Adventures in the Jungle of Lost Hot Wings*
*The Hot Wings Club, during Karasu and Jin's adventure, had decided to order a pizza, when a storm cut the power lines! Now, they search in the pouring rain for...DA DA DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! THE BIG SLICE PIZZA PLACEY!!!*
Him: *singing Country style* Ah just want mah...pizza.... All I want is mah...pizza... I'd give it all up for my...pizza... Just give me, yeah give me my...pizza...
Ralph: *picks it up, rapping* Yeah yeah, I just want a pizza slice. Getting a saucy, cheesy piece would be nice. So give me a great big pizza pie. Give it now or I will die.
Aniki: *picks it up, singing a Ballad* And at the pizza parlor... I always ate there... With my brother... The whole Toguro Team always ate there... They ate pizza... But now, I don't have a pizza place to go to...
Roto: Shut UP ANI! YOU SUCK!!!
Aniki: *sniffle*
Ruka: Lost...
Ralph: Huh?
Ruka: LOST!!!
En: *attached to a refrigerated backpack* She means we are lost!
Urarishima: Hey look, Jin and Karasu's hair! *sniffs them, then eats them* This must be the jungle they went to that led them to the world of Nyan Nyan Neko-Chan!
En: *fidgeting* Oh God, no!
Him: Yeh heh heh! How about we turn some other direction and then go from there?
All: Yeah!!!
*And so they wandered in a different direction for hours, until they come across a forest covered in Hot Wings trees*
Ralph: Where the heck are we?!
Him: THE JUNGLE OF THE...LOST HOT WINGS!!!
Aniki: Hey look, a bistro! Brother and I always went to bistros in our younger days...
Ruka: What a bistro?
En: A bistro is a French word that means "small cafe".
Everyone: Ohhhh... *They all sit down, finding menus right at their spots. After ordering, a giant cheeseball comes and attacks!!!*
Cheeseball: I am here to take all your food!
Roto: Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: Yeh heh heh! Worry not, for I have Marshmellow's evil twin!
All: *in unison* Marshmellow's evil twin?! *pause* Wow, that was weird. We all talked at the same time. *another pause* We did it again too! *pause* Endoplasmic reticulum!!! *pause* *annoyed* Oh cheese...
Him: *brings out a beige colored blob with hair on top* Meet Food!
Cheeseball: A blob named Food will never stop me!
Food: *heroic face, then stomach rumbles*
Him: Oh no, Food is hungry!
Aniki: We need Food Feed to feed Food!
Dumbledore: *comes out of nowhere* Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaves*
Roto: *glare* Why couldn't he just use his amazing wizard powers to help us?!
Aniki: You become senile...When you're OLD!!! *sobs uncontrollably* Why oh why did Genkai have to perish?!
Cheeseball: ...You people are so messed up...Anyway, I have eaten all of Food's Feed so you cannot feed Food!!!
En: NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruka: Orange!!!
Urarishima: *munching on Ruka's hair so much he has penetrated the skull and has managed to gain a better understanding of her by accidentily absorbing her brain* Ruka is right! We should play the orange game!
Ralph: Ooh! Can I invite my sisters?!
Him: Sure, why not?
Ralph: Good! Here here!!! *blows whistle* Arrive at my command! Gaberlunzie! Gafiate! Gallimaufry! Gantlope! Garbler! Gargalesis! Gazump! Ginglyform! Gobbledygook! Gobo! Gomer! (Note: These are all actual words!)
Aniki: *frowns and hides under the table* I hate the orange game...
Ralph, Ruka, Urarishima, and all his sisters: *throw oranges at the giant cheeseball until it falls down and crumbles into various fruity preserves*
Him: Yay! We won!
*All go to the former giant cheeseball and begin eating the preserves of delicious things such as strawberry and blueberry*
Him: Well, we did it. We saved Food's Feed!
Ralph: *through a mouthful of raspberry preserves* Techno!!!
*Techno music begins to play and the area is filled with bright colors. They all begin to dance but the happiness soon turns into fear as evil things such as Nazi crabs, Darth Vader, windshield wipers, American pop idols, and sad-looking clowns begin to join their party.*
Roto: *takes out hairdrier in a vain attempt to produce a weapon* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU CRAZY FOOLS?!
Latin-American Pop Idol: ¡Estamos aquí porque somos los cumpleaños de Roto! '
Roto: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SAYING?!
Urarishima: *chomps onto the LAPI's head and absorbs some of her brain* Uh huh...She says they're here for your birthday.
Roto: My birthday?!
Food: *sings with a high pitched British accent* It's your birthday, your birthday, it's your birthday today!
LAPI: Mañana.
Urarishima: Tommorow.
Food: *sings* Tommorrow! Tommorow! I love you, tommorrow! You're always running away from people so it's always a day away and lazy people use this song as an example to procrastinate! *takes a deep breath* I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roto: My birthday, huh? You hear that guys? Now you gotta do EVERYTHING I SAY!!!
All: *look pathetically afraid of the satanic guy*
*The Crabs, Clowns, Idols, Wipers, and Darth all leave*
Nazi Crab: *suspiciously looks like Hitler* Roto, I shall be back. Rememeber that!!! Remember!!!
Ralph: *cough* You'regay! *cough*
Roto: Well I sure as heck don't wanna have a party in this jungle place that reminds me of home!!!
All: *gasp* No party at here that reminds you of home?! *pause* ...WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING IN THIS STORY?! *pause* *Staaaaaare* AAUGH!!!!!
Next: It's Roto's Birthday...! But Will the Nazi Crab Spoil It All?!