The Thirteenth Meeting of the Hot Wings Club
*It's Roto's Birthday...! But Will the Nazi Crab Spoil it All?
*Roto was standing around. His brain was completely empty, and he was completely happy. Then the Ralph arrived.*
Roto: Hello Ralph.
Ralph: *starts jumping around with Roto* Hello Roto.
Roto: Hello Ralph.
Ralph: Hello Roto.
Roto: Hello Ralph.
Ralph: Let's go find Ruka and Urarishima.
Roto: OK Ralph.
*Both begin jumping away to find Urarishima and Ruka. They eventually go across the grassy, empty fields of the Hot Wings Backyard, void of all Hot Wings trees at the moment, and come across Ruka and Urarishima. Ruka jumps along with them to greet them.*
Roto: Hello Ruka. Hello Urarishima.
Ruka: Duh...Hello Roto. Hello Ralphghejph.
*All stop jumping*
Ruka: Do know wut day is todaaey?
Roto: *forgetting it's his birthday* No, what day is it today?
Ruka: It National Roto Birthday!
Roto: YAY! You better have gotten me a present...
Urarishima: *covered in hair for taking a bath in it. o.o* Yes Roto, we did. Can you guess what we got you?
*All look away in thought*
Roto: Um, no.
Ruka: We gotsa ya.... A ZEPPELIN!
*All jump around exicitedly*
All: YAY!!!
*A zeppelin comes down from the sky and lands. Suddenly, along comes an evil Nazi crab*
Evil Nazi Crab: *looks like a crab with Hitler's head, waving around one arm* GIVE ME THE ZEPPELIN!
*All look very sad, except for Urarishima, who looks angry.*
All: EEK!
*All cower together, and suddenly, Mr. Pringle arrives in a tank.*
Mr. Pringle: Bugger. *Fires at the crab, but the tank can't hurt the evil Nazi crab. Mr, Pringle drove away in fear*
Urarishima: *runs off and gets in the Zeppelin* *flies away*
Roto, Ralph, and Ruka: *cowering in fear*
Evil Nazi Crab: *edges closer and closer to them*
*The zeppelin comes out of the sky and smashes the evil Nazi crab with a spray of blood*
Roto, Ralph, and Ruka: YAY!!!
*The zeppelin lands*
R, R, & R: URARISHIMA SAVED THE DAY!!!!
Urarishima: *comes out of the zeppelin*
*They are so happy, they dance and dance and dance...TECHNO!!!!!!!! Techno music starts and flashy colors appear as Urarishima, Ruka, Roto, and Ralph bounce around dancing happily. The colors hurt your eyes. And so, they were all blissfully happy, and leaped with glee and played with the zeppelin for days and days and days.
Note: This episode is deticated to Tales of the Blode, which I am a big fan of. You will see lots of similarities and references I have put in this fanfic ^^ And now to my own continuation of the events of Roto's birthday...
*At the Hot Wings Clubhouse, the club members, Karasu, Jin, and Harry Potter are seated for Roto's party, which was supposed to be scheduled days earlier if they hadn't been playing with the zeppelin all that time.*
Harry Potter: I say, is this not the Wizarding Convention? *holds out map* This is the place, right?
Ralph: Hm... *looks at the map and then memorizes it* Nope.
Harry Potter: That means...I JUST GAVE AWAY HOGWART'S LOCATION!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *tries running away but Food eats him*
Food: *burps*
All: Aww...
Karasu: *giggle* He has a splinter of wood near his mouth...From the wand...
All: Aw....
En: Here, I'll get it... *tries to go to him to remove the splinter but is stuck to the table and ends up squishing Food with himself and the table.*
Jin: Omigosh! YOU SQUISHED FOOD...! AND HARRY POTTER!!!!
Urarishima: *searching for hair* Who CARES?! He is, after all, the BOY WHO LIVED! He can't DIE!
All: Hm... *nod. Mumbles of words such as "Yeah..." and "I guess that makes sense..." are heard*
Roto: Um...HELLO?! THIS IS MY PARTY!!!!! I WANT EVERYONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE!!! WHERE THE HECK ARE MY OTHER PRESENTS!?
Ruka: That it...
Roto: WHAT?!
Urarishima: That was it.
Ralph: That was your present. The zeppelin.
Roto: THAT'S IT?!
Ralph: Uh...yeah. Do you know how much I went through to STEAL it?!
Guy Who Owned Zeppelin: That's it. You're under arrest! *giggle* Hey, like that show...
Ralph: *Hires an inu-lawer and wins a lot of money so he buys a house and another one for Roto just for the heck of it, but later burns both houses down.*
Roto: ONE PRESENT, that's IT! Birthdays mean LOTS of presents, and where the heck is a CAKE?!
Him: Yeh heh heh...Cake?
Roto: Uh...YEAH!! *head falls over* Course I should never expected much in the first place... I hate you all.
En: Uh...if you feel better, Harry left some stinky British foods in my fridge here... *is stuck on a fridge and flies off, Matrix style, to the metal table that smashed Food and Harry* and there are some more magical like candies...No cake though.
Roto: SO WHY BOTHER?!!!
Aniki: Now you know how I feel! *sob*
*Cheery music plays in the background*
Ralph: What the heck? Uh, hello?! Sad time? We need SAD music you stupid chorus!
*Sad violin music replaces it*
Ralph: Muuuch better...
Urarishima: *dancing and hopping up and down, nearly flying* TECHNO!
Ralph: No Urarishima! Try to look sad...and forlorn.
Urarishima: What does forlorn mean?
Ralph: Forlorn! You know, sad and stuff.
Urarishima: Sad...and sad? That doesn't make sense. Why use two different words when it sounds the same anyway?
Ralph: I dunno, guess it sounds better. Anyway, either you think of a reason to be happy, or be sad like everyone else you folicle-chomping midget!!
Urarishima: Hm...
Ruka: Sea!!!!!
Urarishima: *being her new interpreter, chomps onto her head* She thinks we should all go to the seaside!
Him: Yeh heh heh! What do you think, Roto? Will that cheer you up? Huh?
Roto: Hmh...I guess. *glare*
Him: Alright! A trip to the seaside it is!! *falls asleep*
Roto: *glare*
Urarishima: Uh...How about we just go with Ruka and Ralph, like always.
Roto: FINE! But it had BETTER make me feel better. This place is beginning to smell like rotting young British magician anyways...
Black Magician from Yu-Gi-Oh: What do you have against magicians?!
Ralph: HOLY CHEESE, THEY DO TALK!!!! *fires at it with a pistol until it falls over* Uh...yeah let's go before Anzu comes along and makes one of those horrible friendship speeches... *shudder*
Next: A Trip to the Seaside!
*It's Roto's Birthday...! But Will the Nazi Crab Spoil it All?
*Roto was standing around. His brain was completely empty, and he was completely happy. Then the Ralph arrived.*
Roto: Hello Ralph.
Ralph: *starts jumping around with Roto* Hello Roto.
Roto: Hello Ralph.
Ralph: Hello Roto.
Roto: Hello Ralph.
Ralph: Let's go find Ruka and Urarishima.
Roto: OK Ralph.
*Both begin jumping away to find Urarishima and Ruka. They eventually go across the grassy, empty fields of the Hot Wings Backyard, void of all Hot Wings trees at the moment, and come across Ruka and Urarishima. Ruka jumps along with them to greet them.*
Roto: Hello Ruka. Hello Urarishima.
Ruka: Duh...Hello Roto. Hello Ralphghejph.
*All stop jumping*
Ruka: Do know wut day is todaaey?
Roto: *forgetting it's his birthday* No, what day is it today?
Ruka: It National Roto Birthday!
Roto: YAY! You better have gotten me a present...
Urarishima: *covered in hair for taking a bath in it. o.o* Yes Roto, we did. Can you guess what we got you?
*All look away in thought*
Roto: Um, no.
Ruka: We gotsa ya.... A ZEPPELIN!
*All jump around exicitedly*
All: YAY!!!
*A zeppelin comes down from the sky and lands. Suddenly, along comes an evil Nazi crab*
Evil Nazi Crab: *looks like a crab with Hitler's head, waving around one arm* GIVE ME THE ZEPPELIN!
*All look very sad, except for Urarishima, who looks angry.*
All: EEK!
*All cower together, and suddenly, Mr. Pringle arrives in a tank.*
Mr. Pringle: Bugger. *Fires at the crab, but the tank can't hurt the evil Nazi crab. Mr, Pringle drove away in fear*
Urarishima: *runs off and gets in the Zeppelin* *flies away*
Roto, Ralph, and Ruka: *cowering in fear*
Evil Nazi Crab: *edges closer and closer to them*
*The zeppelin comes out of the sky and smashes the evil Nazi crab with a spray of blood*
Roto, Ralph, and Ruka: YAY!!!
*The zeppelin lands*
R, R, & R: URARISHIMA SAVED THE DAY!!!!
Urarishima: *comes out of the zeppelin*
*They are so happy, they dance and dance and dance...TECHNO!!!!!!!! Techno music starts and flashy colors appear as Urarishima, Ruka, Roto, and Ralph bounce around dancing happily. The colors hurt your eyes. And so, they were all blissfully happy, and leaped with glee and played with the zeppelin for days and days and days.
Note: This episode is deticated to Tales of the Blode, which I am a big fan of. You will see lots of similarities and references I have put in this fanfic ^^ And now to my own continuation of the events of Roto's birthday...
*At the Hot Wings Clubhouse, the club members, Karasu, Jin, and Harry Potter are seated for Roto's party, which was supposed to be scheduled days earlier if they hadn't been playing with the zeppelin all that time.*
Harry Potter: I say, is this not the Wizarding Convention? *holds out map* This is the place, right?
Ralph: Hm... *looks at the map and then memorizes it* Nope.
Harry Potter: That means...I JUST GAVE AWAY HOGWART'S LOCATION!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *tries running away but Food eats him*
Food: *burps*
All: Aww...
Karasu: *giggle* He has a splinter of wood near his mouth...From the wand...
All: Aw....
En: Here, I'll get it... *tries to go to him to remove the splinter but is stuck to the table and ends up squishing Food with himself and the table.*
Jin: Omigosh! YOU SQUISHED FOOD...! AND HARRY POTTER!!!!
Urarishima: *searching for hair* Who CARES?! He is, after all, the BOY WHO LIVED! He can't DIE!
All: Hm... *nod. Mumbles of words such as "Yeah..." and "I guess that makes sense..." are heard*
Roto: Um...HELLO?! THIS IS MY PARTY!!!!! I WANT EVERYONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE!!! WHERE THE HECK ARE MY OTHER PRESENTS!?
Ruka: That it...
Roto: WHAT?!
Urarishima: That was it.
Ralph: That was your present. The zeppelin.
Roto: THAT'S IT?!
Ralph: Uh...yeah. Do you know how much I went through to STEAL it?!
Guy Who Owned Zeppelin: That's it. You're under arrest! *giggle* Hey, like that show...
Ralph: *Hires an inu-lawer and wins a lot of money so he buys a house and another one for Roto just for the heck of it, but later burns both houses down.*
Roto: ONE PRESENT, that's IT! Birthdays mean LOTS of presents, and where the heck is a CAKE?!
Him: Yeh heh heh...Cake?
Roto: Uh...YEAH!! *head falls over* Course I should never expected much in the first place... I hate you all.
En: Uh...if you feel better, Harry left some stinky British foods in my fridge here... *is stuck on a fridge and flies off, Matrix style, to the metal table that smashed Food and Harry* and there are some more magical like candies...No cake though.
Roto: SO WHY BOTHER?!!!
Aniki: Now you know how I feel! *sob*
*Cheery music plays in the background*
Ralph: What the heck? Uh, hello?! Sad time? We need SAD music you stupid chorus!
*Sad violin music replaces it*
Ralph: Muuuch better...
Urarishima: *dancing and hopping up and down, nearly flying* TECHNO!
Ralph: No Urarishima! Try to look sad...and forlorn.
Urarishima: What does forlorn mean?
Ralph: Forlorn! You know, sad and stuff.
Urarishima: Sad...and sad? That doesn't make sense. Why use two different words when it sounds the same anyway?
Ralph: I dunno, guess it sounds better. Anyway, either you think of a reason to be happy, or be sad like everyone else you folicle-chomping midget!!
Urarishima: Hm...
Ruka: Sea!!!!!
Urarishima: *being her new interpreter, chomps onto her head* She thinks we should all go to the seaside!
Him: Yeh heh heh! What do you think, Roto? Will that cheer you up? Huh?
Roto: Hmh...I guess. *glare*
Him: Alright! A trip to the seaside it is!! *falls asleep*
Roto: *glare*
Urarishima: Uh...How about we just go with Ruka and Ralph, like always.
Roto: FINE! But it had BETTER make me feel better. This place is beginning to smell like rotting young British magician anyways...
Black Magician from Yu-Gi-Oh: What do you have against magicians?!
Ralph: HOLY CHEESE, THEY DO TALK!!!! *fires at it with a pistol until it falls over* Uh...yeah let's go before Anzu comes along and makes one of those horrible friendship speeches... *shudder*
Next: A Trip to the Seaside!