The Fourteenth Meeting of the Hot Wings Club
*A Trip to the Seaside*
Urarishima: Well Roto, we're here! *streches arms out* Behold, the beauty and tranquility of the lovely seaside!
Roto: I'm still not happy...
Ruka: Uh...............................Goose.
Ralph: Hey, it's not very tranquil! I hear things!!!!!
Urarishima: He's gone mad!!!!! *throws a bucket on his head and hops down on it until Ralph is well stuck in the ground*
Ralph: No I mean there's a stage with ameteur singers here!
All: *gasp*
Kushiye: *is singing on stage*
Audience: *yelling and insulting her singing because they, due to the media's influence, prefer rap and metal instead of the nice, quiet song she's singing*
Kushiye: *gets off stage*
Urarishima: Thank goodness...Now we can all go!
All: *leave while Ralph is still stuck in the sand*
Roto: Oh my gosh, look at the next performers!
Ruka: *gasps and puts hand over mouth with a slap sound*
Urarishima: It's Kurama! And...a flying snail?!
*Kurama and the Flying Snail come in wearing baggy clothes and big gold chains and stuff...They rap until night, and due to the profanity of the songs, of all rap songs, they will not be posted here*
Urarishima: Wow, Kurama and the flying snail were good! Let's go get their autographs and stuff!
Ruka: *drools* Snail...
Roto: Uh...is she French?
Urarishima: No.
Roto: Oh. Okay then. *trips over Ralph's head*
Ralph: *wakes up* GET OFFA MY LAWN YOU KIDS!!!!! Oh, it's just you guys. I was having a very nice dream about me being a middle-aged bald man...So I heard a flying snail and Kurama made a rap duo. I have good ears...
Urarishima: Yeah, we were going to go ask for an autograph now!
Ralph: No, the snail and Kurama are already arguing...
Urarishima: What?! *runs off along with Ruka and Roto*
Ralph: Hey, what about me- *falls asleep* *mumble* Offa...my...lawn...
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Kurama: You never sang right! Always off key and stuff!
Snail: *whiny, annoying voice* Well that's what you get for only eating a piece of lettuce and two raisins every day!
Kurama: So eat more!
Snail: You know, I never wanted to be a rapper...I wanted to be...a Disneyworld worker!
Kurama: So go be a Disneyworld worker!
Snail: Okay, I will! *flies away*
Kurama: *looks in fridge* He took all the raisins and lettuce...What an evil beast...
Urarishima: Uh...Can I have the snail's autograph before he leaves?
Kurama: What are you doing here?!
Urarishima: Um...Oh yeeeeeeah, I fought you! NOW I remember! *runs*
Ruka: Snail...Fly fast...
Roto: Yeah, he's probably in Orlando already...
Kurama: Hey, I fought you too!
Roto: Eek! *runs also*
Kurama: And YOU hit on my best friend and an old lady wearing a mask!
Ruka: *scratches back of head* Gosh...
Roto: *drags along Ruka by the hair*
Kurama: Get back here!!! *throws rotten lettuce at them*
R, R, and U: *scream and run faster, but they all trip over Ralph*
Ralph: GET AWAY FROM MY RED CAR YOU CRAZY TEENS!!!!!!! *waves arms around in sleep*
Kurama: *grumble* Yes sir... *walks away, dejected, and drops the lettuce*
Lettuce: *rolls to the others* Will you be my friend?
Urarishima: ...
Roto: ...
Ralph: *sleeping*
Ruka: ...*eats the lettuce* Yaaaaa...
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Part II: Kakusha's Fifth Birthday Party
Kurama: *walks into his house*
Zhu: Hi! Why do you smell like a piece of lettuce and two raisins? Don't tell me you were hanging out with that flying snail! He's bad influence...
Kurama: *falls over and goes to sleep*
Zhu: You missed Kakusha's birthday party!
Kakusha: *walks in covered in red liquid of some sort*
Zhu: THERE you are! *evil laugh* Did you enjoy the party activities?
Kakusha: *dully* Yes.
Kurama: *gets up* What's wrong with him?
Zhu: Oh, Kakusha wanted to paint his room red.
Kakusha: Red room...Red room...
Zhu: I don't know why he's been acting so funny though...or why his braid is tucked inside of his pants. Anyway, we're going to Disneyworld to celebrate his red room! Are you going?
Kurama: *gasp* Disneyworld! I must get...*slits eyes* Revenge...
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Next: The Minamino Family's Trip to Disneyworld! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN
*A Trip to the Seaside*
Urarishima: Well Roto, we're here! *streches arms out* Behold, the beauty and tranquility of the lovely seaside!
Roto: I'm still not happy...
Ruka: Uh...............................Goose.
Ralph: Hey, it's not very tranquil! I hear things!!!!!
Urarishima: He's gone mad!!!!! *throws a bucket on his head and hops down on it until Ralph is well stuck in the ground*
Ralph: No I mean there's a stage with ameteur singers here!
All: *gasp*
Kushiye: *is singing on stage*
Audience: *yelling and insulting her singing because they, due to the media's influence, prefer rap and metal instead of the nice, quiet song she's singing*
Kushiye: *gets off stage*
Urarishima: Thank goodness...Now we can all go!
All: *leave while Ralph is still stuck in the sand*
Roto: Oh my gosh, look at the next performers!
Ruka: *gasps and puts hand over mouth with a slap sound*
Urarishima: It's Kurama! And...a flying snail?!
*Kurama and the Flying Snail come in wearing baggy clothes and big gold chains and stuff...They rap until night, and due to the profanity of the songs, of all rap songs, they will not be posted here*
Urarishima: Wow, Kurama and the flying snail were good! Let's go get their autographs and stuff!
Ruka: *drools* Snail...
Roto: Uh...is she French?
Urarishima: No.
Roto: Oh. Okay then. *trips over Ralph's head*
Ralph: *wakes up* GET OFFA MY LAWN YOU KIDS!!!!! Oh, it's just you guys. I was having a very nice dream about me being a middle-aged bald man...So I heard a flying snail and Kurama made a rap duo. I have good ears...
Urarishima: Yeah, we were going to go ask for an autograph now!
Ralph: No, the snail and Kurama are already arguing...
Urarishima: What?! *runs off along with Ruka and Roto*
Ralph: Hey, what about me- *falls asleep* *mumble* Offa...my...lawn...
* * * *
Kurama: You never sang right! Always off key and stuff!
Snail: *whiny, annoying voice* Well that's what you get for only eating a piece of lettuce and two raisins every day!
Kurama: So eat more!
Snail: You know, I never wanted to be a rapper...I wanted to be...a Disneyworld worker!
Kurama: So go be a Disneyworld worker!
Snail: Okay, I will! *flies away*
Kurama: *looks in fridge* He took all the raisins and lettuce...What an evil beast...
Urarishima: Uh...Can I have the snail's autograph before he leaves?
Kurama: What are you doing here?!
Urarishima: Um...Oh yeeeeeeah, I fought you! NOW I remember! *runs*
Ruka: Snail...Fly fast...
Roto: Yeah, he's probably in Orlando already...
Kurama: Hey, I fought you too!
Roto: Eek! *runs also*
Kurama: And YOU hit on my best friend and an old lady wearing a mask!
Ruka: *scratches back of head* Gosh...
Roto: *drags along Ruka by the hair*
Kurama: Get back here!!! *throws rotten lettuce at them*
R, R, and U: *scream and run faster, but they all trip over Ralph*
Ralph: GET AWAY FROM MY RED CAR YOU CRAZY TEENS!!!!!!! *waves arms around in sleep*
Kurama: *grumble* Yes sir... *walks away, dejected, and drops the lettuce*
Lettuce: *rolls to the others* Will you be my friend?
Urarishima: ...
Roto: ...
Ralph: *sleeping*
Ruka: ...*eats the lettuce* Yaaaaa...
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Part II: Kakusha's Fifth Birthday Party
Kurama: *walks into his house*
Zhu: Hi! Why do you smell like a piece of lettuce and two raisins? Don't tell me you were hanging out with that flying snail! He's bad influence...
Kurama: *falls over and goes to sleep*
Zhu: You missed Kakusha's birthday party!
Kakusha: *walks in covered in red liquid of some sort*
Zhu: THERE you are! *evil laugh* Did you enjoy the party activities?
Kakusha: *dully* Yes.
Kurama: *gets up* What's wrong with him?
Zhu: Oh, Kakusha wanted to paint his room red.
Kakusha: Red room...Red room...
Zhu: I don't know why he's been acting so funny though...or why his braid is tucked inside of his pants. Anyway, we're going to Disneyworld to celebrate his red room! Are you going?
Kurama: *gasp* Disneyworld! I must get...*slits eyes* Revenge...
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Next: The Minamino Family's Trip to Disneyworld! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN