The Fifteenth Meeting of the Hot Wings Club
*The Minamino Family's Trip to Disneyworld*
Kakusha: *dully* Wow, we're in Disneyworld.
Zhu: Yep! *puts mouse ears on him and gives him a giant lollypop* Aww...It's so cute!
Kitsu: *takes a picture* Blackmail...
Kakusha: *grabs camera with braid and crushes it* Bad big sister... *licks lollypop*
Kitsu: He HAS been acting weird...Do you think it has anything to do with his braid?
Kurama: That's nonsense! Go to your room!
Zhu: Don't listen to him, he's just tense because he quit rapping and parted ways with his snail friend. *smile* Aren't 'cha?
Kurama: You go to YOUR room too! He's NOT my friend!
Zhu: "He"? It's a boy? I actually couldn't tell...
Kakusha: *starts walking robotically* Must...find...snail...
Kurama: Good boy. *walks right behind him* Now find the evil snail for Daddy...and KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitsu: ...Hey mom, wanna go see if you can dress up like some messed up Disney character and steal little kid's pretzels when you take pictures with them?
Zhu: Um...It seems a little wrong...But okay! *walks away with Kitsu*
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Kakusha: *stops walking. He has lead them into some mystical forest thing (This is my own version of Disneyworld, by the way...Different from the one in previous chapters. Dang, I'm obsessed with Disney...either that or I like making fun of it*
Kurama: *gasp* Look, the snail!
Snail: *is flying around, humming and gathering twigs*
Kakusha: *climbing up a tree* Must...jump...
Kurama: Hang on, we must take revenge! *grabs Kakusha's braid and it comes out, ridding him of the curse*
Kakusha: *falls out* Hey, what the heck am I doing in this place? IS THIS DISNEYWORLD?! How many times do I have to say I have a phobia of Mickey Mouse ever since...
*Fla*sh*ba*ck
Mickey Mouse: *is holding a gun and slinking around like a secret agent*
Donald Duck: *is right behind him*
Random Guy: OH MY GOSH!!!! MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!
MM: *gets startled and shoots the guy*
Random Guy: *coughs up blood* But Mickey...WHY?!
MM: Sorry, I had to.
Cartman: Well you have Donald as a witness still.
MM: Yes...That IS a problem... *shoots Donald*
Cartman: Oh my god! You killed- Oh never mind...It doesn't come out right when I say it...
MM: Don't make me point this at you...
Cartman: *series of curses while walking away*
*frame freezes with Mickey holding the gun threateningly and foaming*
Tony the Tiger: *comes out Twilight Zone-style* Guns...*goofy smile* They're grrrrrreat! *coughs and wheezes* Curse tobacco addictions...
Froot Loops Toucan: *dressed like a mixture between a pimp and a hippie...Don't ask...* Tony, the Breakfast Club meeting is about to begin!
Tony: Right...
Toucan: Are you freeze-framing things and saying that dumb line again?!
Tony: ...No...
Toucan: I'll see to that! *start kickboxing until they get off-screen and then the flashback ends*
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Kakusha: I also fear South Park and Kellogg's breakfast cereals...And libraries.
Kurama: FasKUnating...Now watch and learn how to take revenge. *walks up to the snail*
Snail: *Looks at him and gasps*
Kurama: *evil laugh* Remember me?
Snail: No! I've started meditating! I can't fight now!
Kurama: Yeah? Well you know what I have to say to you?! *takes the sticks away from the snail*
Snail: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Kurama: *breaks them all in half in one try*
Snail: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zhu: *walks in, her and Kitsu's arms full of pretzels, as well as lollypops, hot dogs, and any other overpriced junk you find there...She's wearing a Mickey Mouse costume without the head* Kurama, how dare you be so mean to that innocent snail? You were supposed to take revenge on a mean, rapper guy snail!
Kurama: But actually, the snail wasn't bad in the first place. I thought of all those profane things...Actually we hired God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary to write the songs. I just sang them because the snail gave me free lettuce and raisins.
Zhu: Oh, okay then. *smile* And how was Kakusha today?
Kakusha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MOMMY AND MICKEY MOUSE DID THE FUSION DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*
Zhu: *gets rid of the costume and runs after him* Wait Kakusha! *trips over Ralph's head* Hey, what's this guy doing here?
Ralph: A nuclear acid leak on the beach has caused me to be able to integrate fully and move through any form of ground.
Zhu: That's not good...
Ralph: Yeah...but you should see this one cute blond girl that turned into a bald, middle-age man, grew a second head, and then her limbs were replaced with tentacles.
Zhu: *wince* Er...Could you get Kakusha for me?
Kakusha: *is sucked into the ground and then pops up in front of Zhu*
Ralph: Five oku service fee.
Zhu: Right...*runs*
Ralph: Hey! What about my money?!
Kurama: *takes some of Kitsu's treats and also runs*
Kitsu: *stomps on Ralph's head and runs*
Next: How Can Ralph Be Cured Of His Ground Integration?
*The Minamino Family's Trip to Disneyworld*
Kakusha: *dully* Wow, we're in Disneyworld.
Zhu: Yep! *puts mouse ears on him and gives him a giant lollypop* Aww...It's so cute!
Kitsu: *takes a picture* Blackmail...
Kakusha: *grabs camera with braid and crushes it* Bad big sister... *licks lollypop*
Kitsu: He HAS been acting weird...Do you think it has anything to do with his braid?
Kurama: That's nonsense! Go to your room!
Zhu: Don't listen to him, he's just tense because he quit rapping and parted ways with his snail friend. *smile* Aren't 'cha?
Kurama: You go to YOUR room too! He's NOT my friend!
Zhu: "He"? It's a boy? I actually couldn't tell...
Kakusha: *starts walking robotically* Must...find...snail...
Kurama: Good boy. *walks right behind him* Now find the evil snail for Daddy...and KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitsu: ...Hey mom, wanna go see if you can dress up like some messed up Disney character and steal little kid's pretzels when you take pictures with them?
Zhu: Um...It seems a little wrong...But okay! *walks away with Kitsu*
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Kakusha: *stops walking. He has lead them into some mystical forest thing (This is my own version of Disneyworld, by the way...Different from the one in previous chapters. Dang, I'm obsessed with Disney...either that or I like making fun of it*
Kurama: *gasp* Look, the snail!
Snail: *is flying around, humming and gathering twigs*
Kakusha: *climbing up a tree* Must...jump...
Kurama: Hang on, we must take revenge! *grabs Kakusha's braid and it comes out, ridding him of the curse*
Kakusha: *falls out* Hey, what the heck am I doing in this place? IS THIS DISNEYWORLD?! How many times do I have to say I have a phobia of Mickey Mouse ever since...
*Fla*sh*ba*ck
Mickey Mouse: *is holding a gun and slinking around like a secret agent*
Donald Duck: *is right behind him*
Random Guy: OH MY GOSH!!!! MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!
MM: *gets startled and shoots the guy*
Random Guy: *coughs up blood* But Mickey...WHY?!
MM: Sorry, I had to.
Cartman: Well you have Donald as a witness still.
MM: Yes...That IS a problem... *shoots Donald*
Cartman: Oh my god! You killed- Oh never mind...It doesn't come out right when I say it...
MM: Don't make me point this at you...
Cartman: *series of curses while walking away*
*frame freezes with Mickey holding the gun threateningly and foaming*
Tony the Tiger: *comes out Twilight Zone-style* Guns...*goofy smile* They're grrrrrreat! *coughs and wheezes* Curse tobacco addictions...
Froot Loops Toucan: *dressed like a mixture between a pimp and a hippie...Don't ask...* Tony, the Breakfast Club meeting is about to begin!
Tony: Right...
Toucan: Are you freeze-framing things and saying that dumb line again?!
Tony: ...No...
Toucan: I'll see to that! *start kickboxing until they get off-screen and then the flashback ends*
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Kakusha: I also fear South Park and Kellogg's breakfast cereals...And libraries.
Kurama: FasKUnating...Now watch and learn how to take revenge. *walks up to the snail*
Snail: *Looks at him and gasps*
Kurama: *evil laugh* Remember me?
Snail: No! I've started meditating! I can't fight now!
Kurama: Yeah? Well you know what I have to say to you?! *takes the sticks away from the snail*
Snail: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Kurama: *breaks them all in half in one try*
Snail: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zhu: *walks in, her and Kitsu's arms full of pretzels, as well as lollypops, hot dogs, and any other overpriced junk you find there...She's wearing a Mickey Mouse costume without the head* Kurama, how dare you be so mean to that innocent snail? You were supposed to take revenge on a mean, rapper guy snail!
Kurama: But actually, the snail wasn't bad in the first place. I thought of all those profane things...Actually we hired God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary to write the songs. I just sang them because the snail gave me free lettuce and raisins.
Zhu: Oh, okay then. *smile* And how was Kakusha today?
Kakusha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MOMMY AND MICKEY MOUSE DID THE FUSION DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*
Zhu: *gets rid of the costume and runs after him* Wait Kakusha! *trips over Ralph's head* Hey, what's this guy doing here?
Ralph: A nuclear acid leak on the beach has caused me to be able to integrate fully and move through any form of ground.
Zhu: That's not good...
Ralph: Yeah...but you should see this one cute blond girl that turned into a bald, middle-age man, grew a second head, and then her limbs were replaced with tentacles.
Zhu: *wince* Er...Could you get Kakusha for me?
Kakusha: *is sucked into the ground and then pops up in front of Zhu*
Ralph: Five oku service fee.
Zhu: Right...*runs*
Ralph: Hey! What about my money?!
Kurama: *takes some of Kitsu's treats and also runs*
Kitsu: *stomps on Ralph's head and runs*
Next: How Can Ralph Be Cured Of His Ground Integration?