Discamlier: Once again, I don't own GW, never ever ever never ever never ever never ever never ever ever ever never ever never will. Got that?

Duo woke up on the next Saturday morning at 11:30 a.m.

Duo: Ohmigod. I completely forgot about the meeting I had to go to with the rest of the guys on planning a surprise party for Relena.

Duo: Stupid Cheap Alarm Clock!!! Piece of Crap! *Throws it out the Window*

Someone outside: Ouch! An Alarm clock?!!??! My dreams are finally coming true! It's finally raining alarm clocks. Whoa.

Duo: O_o okay. whatever.

Duo gets out of bed and changes to his regular clothes. As he walks out to the hallway he noticed every room is empty and all the G-boys left him.

Duo: And the guys didn't even wake me up. Some nice friends I have. Well, since they are gone, now I can peek what's inside everybody's room.hehe *Shows an Evil grin* that should show them what they deserve for leaving me asleep.

~At 6:30 a.m~

Quatre: Don't you think we should wake Duo up? I mean it is kinda not fair to him since you unplugged his alarm clock.

Heero: Well that's what he gets for unplugging mine and stealing some of my bombs.

Quatre: Alright.

Duo: Nah, I am not that mean looking at their stuffs.

So Duo rushed outside grabbing something to eat but he picked up some bars of chocolates.

Duo: OoOoOo GREAT! Chocolates. Well I was hoping for some doughnuts but these are fine.

So Duo went into his car and drove to the warehouse where they were going to meet.

Duo: I'll get them back somehow especially Heero. He is a sly one. I swear I will. Now I gotta think how first.

So Duo drove there while eating his bars of chocolates.

Duo: Man these are really good.

Duo ate more and more until he finished the last bite of the last chocolate. He licked his fingers covered with chocolate. Duo got to the warehouse and parked his care behind a tree.

Duo: This looks like a nice place to park it.

Car Keys: Beep Beep.

Duo walked inside hoping he was not too late for the meeting.

~Inside~

Heero: So you Trowa will get the balloons. Quatre gets the steamers and banners saying "Happy Birthday Relena." Wufei, you'll have to get the silly string.

Quatre: What are you going to get her?

Heero: Oh. I'll think of something special.

All: AAAWWW..

Duo: WAIT!!! I'M HERE! SO WHAT DID I MISS?!?!

Heero: Oh, I thought you were never going to come. We didn't plan anything for you.

Duo: WHAT?!?! SO I CAME HERE FOR NOTHING?!!?

Wufei: Yea, exactly.

Duo: WHAT IS THAT?!?! *points to something on the table*

Heero: Oh, it is Relena's mansion with all the decorations and what it is going to look like for her party.

Duo: WHAT?!?! THAT IS RELENA'S MANSION?!?! NO WAY. HOW DID YOU GET A GIANT MANSION LIKE RELENA'S AND SHRINK IT TO THAT SIZE? HOW CAN ALL 100 PEOPLE OR MORE FIT IT THAT LITTLE MANSION?!? THAT IS NOT REAL. *Throws the model to the floor*

Duo: Oh great. Now look what you have done Heero. You destroyed Relena's mansion. Now where is she going to live? Not with us!!

Trowa: ah Duo, it's a model. It's not real.

Duo: No, I don't want to hear it. No excuses. I know you guys are onto something. I know. You are trying to steal Relena's house so she can live with us. Well I think it is stupid so I'm leaving. Bye everyone.

Wufei whispering to Heero: I think he is whacked.

~Outside~

Duo: How can they do that to Relena and me? Not telling me any of their secrets. It's only Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei. The group of four. Not five. I feel so unwated.

Duo started his car and drove off back to the apartment. As he went inside, he noticed that no one was home still.

Duo: OH great. No one is home. Now I can really peek into their rooms. Let's start with Wufei.

Duo: Hm. just kung fu and Asian stuffs. Swords, Chinese books and writings, other Chinese crap that Wufei likes. BORING!!

Duo: Next stop, Trowa. Trowa Trowa Trowa. The Silence boy. OoOoo. Wow, lots of clown stuffs, lots and lots of hair gel, and that's it. Nothing else. BORING!!

Duo: Quatre's room. Oh gosh. It is going to be so much stuffed animals. I am just going to skip that. la la la

Duo: OoOo Heero's room. The door says "Enter, or I will kill you." O-k. I'll enter anyway. Hehe. Whoa. Something is shiny on the desk.

Duo: Bombs!! Whoa. I'll get take some of these. *Shoves them down his pockets.*

Duo: I'll just take some of his guns for some safe keeping. I might need them. Hehe.

Duo: OH look at the time. Got to go to the party for Relena if her mansion is still there.

So Duo went to his car once again. He drove to Relena's house and grabbed and ate more chocolates.

~At Relena's Party~

"Happy Birthday to Relena, Happy birthday day to you"

*Clap Clap Clap*

Relena: I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for coming to my party. I really enjoyed the pleasure of everyone being here.

As Relena blows out the candles Duo comes running in opening the door really hard.

Duo: I'm here! What did I miss?!?!

Duo: Here is ur present.. *Hands Relena a wrapped present* Wow, thanks a lot Duo.

*BOOM*

Relena: Ohmigod!! What was that?!?! *places the duo's present on the Table*

Everyone is running around in panic.

*Boom. Boom Boom.*

Relena: AAAAAHHHHHHH HELP!!

Duo: OKAY! EVERYONE STOP WHERE U ARE. EVERYONE HANDS UP AND OBEY OR U WILL DIE BECAUSE I AM THE GOD OF DEATH!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Starts throwing Bombs everywhere and takes out a rocket launcher* HAPPY BIRTHDAY RELENA!! * STARTS SHOOTING AT RELENA.*

Relena: AAAAAAAHHHH!!

Heero: I'll save u. Okay, Duo. Calm Down.

Quatre: No need to start shooting at people.

Duo: OKAY!! * Takes out Flame Thrower*

Quatre: O_o

Duo: HAHAHA! I AM THE GOD OF DEATH AND U MUST OBEY ME. I WILL RULE THE WORLD ONCE AND FOR ALL. *Kills people*

Heero: You can Stop now!!

Duo: NNOO!!

Heero: Okay you may me do it. *Throws a sleeping gas onto Duo*

Duo: I AM THE God of. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Quatre: *Takes out a microphone* Sorry everyone. Duo obviously had too much sugar and he needs some time to calm down. Sorry Relena for ruining ur party.

Relena: X_X.

Wufei to Quatre: I think she is Dead.

Wufei: Oh well.

So the g-boys went back to the apartment and put Duo in his bed.

Trowa: God, he snores so loud. It hurts my ears.

Heero and the other G-boys took all of Duo chocolates and store it away. Maybe they need it some other day with their food supply runs low. Maybe or Maybe not.

Well that's the end. Oh and no one got hurt in the production of the story. It is JUST a story. Even though like 25 people died in the story. But no one got hurt too. Well next story is Quatre Winner. Please Review!! Hope u like the Story so far.