"ALL OF YOU GO HOME!!!" Cindil screamed from atop her roof.
"But we want to see the elf!" A random mop of crazy fangirls screamed.
"Elf? What elf? O.o;" Cindil blinked.
"Don't lie! There is an elf in your house!" the mop raved.
"Lie! Why I'd never!" Cindil said, offended. "We just got a new cat! See for your self!"
Sierra came running out with cat food and Denee behind with some random cat. "See CAT!" They both said.
"Awww!" the mopped sighed and walked off.
One brave fangirl remained "Are you sure there's no elf? o.o" She asked
All three girls nod and the fangirl walks off with her head hung low.
They all gave a relieved sigh and walked back inside the house. "I'm cold!" Legolas complained, "I want REAL food! I want a bed! I want my teddy bear!"
"You have a teddy bear?" Denee stared.
"No!" Legolas blushed.
"AWW! Leggy has a wibble teddy bear, inst that so cute!" Sierra said, making little poutie faces at Legolas.
"GO! I SAY! FIND HIM A TEDDY BEAR!" Cindil ordered
"YES SIR" Sierra and Denee saluted and ran off in search of a teddy bear.
"I AM A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!"
"AND I'M AN ELF!!"
A few minutes later Denee and Sierra came running back. "The only one we could find was yours"
"Not Mr. Wiggles!;_;!!" Cindil cries, snatching her teddy bear. "Find another!! . Go to the store or something!"
"Ok!" They screamed and ran off again.
Legolas poked Cindil shoulder. "What?" Cindil asked turning around, her arms clinging to her bear.
Legolas gestured for her to get closer. Cindil moves closer slightly "o.o what is it?" She asked. She moves so close their face to face.
"I'm…" Legolas stared. "HUNNNGRYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he said on the top of his elven lungs.
"Oh O_O" Cindil says, falling backwards. Cindil grabs a handful of and candy and shoves it at Legolas "Try this!"
"What in the name of Mirkwood is this?" he asked.
"Just eat it!" Legolas Sniffed it than shoved it in his mouth. ". LEGOLAS! You have to remove the wrapper!" Cindil reaches into the cage and takes the pieces of candy out of Legolas mouth. "EWW elf slobber!"
Legolas rolls his eyes and pulls on his pretty green collar. "How do I get this thing off?!"
"BAD!" Cindil smacked Legolas on the head.
"Owwie :'("
"Oh hush up." Cindil threw the ball with the tiny bell inside the cage. "Play! Well I unwrap your stupid candy."
Legolas stares at the ball for a moment than lunges for it. Cindil unwraps the candy and places the pieces in the cage. Legolas stares for a moment than throws the ball to the side and picks the pieces of candy up. He put them in his mouth and chewed. "Yummy!! More More more!!!!!! =D" Cindil blinks than runs around and grabs all the candy she can find. She runs back and throws them in. With in minutes all the candy is gone. Legolas is bouncing around the cage like a crazy elf.
"Oh no!! ELF SUGER HIGH!!" Cindil runs out the room and slams the door behind her.
Meanwhile:
"Well here we are at The Mini-Mall of Bears." Denee said looking over at Sierra "Now what one do we get?!?!!"
"Think Legolas" Sierra said confident in herself.
"Ok!" Denee squealed, " I'm a hot, sexy elf with long blonde hair, that falls pass my shoulders. Eyes bluer than the sea and I'm the best archer in the whole freaky world!"
"To Legolas .;" Sierra runs around The Mini-Mall of Bears and search of the perfect teddy for Legolas, while Denee prances around like an elf.
An hour later the meet back with each other, "Any luck?" Sierra asked.
"Yes ^.^" Denee said back, holding up a bear with a green bow tyed around it's neck. On it's stomach it said 'I'm the cutest elf in da world!'
"It will have to do." They pay for the bear and drive back to Cindil's house.
"BEWARE!!!" Cindil said from a corner as the other girls walked in. "He's crazy!" She rocked back and forth clinging onto Mr. Wiggles.
"Right…." Denee and Sierra stared. They open the door to see Legolas sprawled out on the cage floor, chocolate covering his face." HE ATE ALL MY CANDY!! :_:" Sierra cried
"Owwwww" he groaned. He looked up to see the teddy they bought for him. "Mrs. Bunnywinkal? How did you get here?"
"I guess you did get the right one." Sierra whispered to Denee. Denee nodded and slowly walked to the cage. She handed over the bear and Legolas curled into a ball, sucking his thumb.
"Mrs. Bunnywinkal!!!" he cried. "I missed you!!"
Cindil peered into the room. "Good god!" she screamed "He's like a little baby!"
"I have a problem!" Legolas suddenly screamed.
"What!?" The three girls screamed back.
"I have to… go.. to the.. The.. Little elves' room."
They all pointed at the over-sized litter box. Legolas starts crying "BOO HOOO! BOOOO HOO! You can't really mean it!!" They all nodded. "are you sure O.O;" They nodded again.
"Can we really do that." Sierra asked.
"No I guess not" Cindil said "Show him to the bathroom and well show him how to use it." Cindil hands Sierra a leash and walks off to her room. "I'm going to get ready for bed and when I come back out Legolas better be back in his cage and you two better be ready for bed as well." Cindil walked upstairs and into a room, shutting the door behind her.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm really insane and well this story only proves that fact! I know this is soooo stupid but its all in good fun right? Review! Tell me what ya think!
"But we want to see the elf!" A random mop of crazy fangirls screamed.
"Elf? What elf? O.o;" Cindil blinked.
"Don't lie! There is an elf in your house!" the mop raved.
"Lie! Why I'd never!" Cindil said, offended. "We just got a new cat! See for your self!"
Sierra came running out with cat food and Denee behind with some random cat. "See CAT!" They both said.
"Awww!" the mopped sighed and walked off.
One brave fangirl remained "Are you sure there's no elf? o.o" She asked
All three girls nod and the fangirl walks off with her head hung low.
They all gave a relieved sigh and walked back inside the house. "I'm cold!" Legolas complained, "I want REAL food! I want a bed! I want my teddy bear!"
"You have a teddy bear?" Denee stared.
"No!" Legolas blushed.
"AWW! Leggy has a wibble teddy bear, inst that so cute!" Sierra said, making little poutie faces at Legolas.
"GO! I SAY! FIND HIM A TEDDY BEAR!" Cindil ordered
"YES SIR" Sierra and Denee saluted and ran off in search of a teddy bear.
"I AM A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!"
"AND I'M AN ELF!!"
A few minutes later Denee and Sierra came running back. "The only one we could find was yours"
"Not Mr. Wiggles!;_;!!" Cindil cries, snatching her teddy bear. "Find another!! . Go to the store or something!"
"Ok!" They screamed and ran off again.
Legolas poked Cindil shoulder. "What?" Cindil asked turning around, her arms clinging to her bear.
Legolas gestured for her to get closer. Cindil moves closer slightly "o.o what is it?" She asked. She moves so close their face to face.
"I'm…" Legolas stared. "HUNNNGRYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he said on the top of his elven lungs.
"Oh O_O" Cindil says, falling backwards. Cindil grabs a handful of and candy and shoves it at Legolas "Try this!"
"What in the name of Mirkwood is this?" he asked.
"Just eat it!" Legolas Sniffed it than shoved it in his mouth. ". LEGOLAS! You have to remove the wrapper!" Cindil reaches into the cage and takes the pieces of candy out of Legolas mouth. "EWW elf slobber!"
Legolas rolls his eyes and pulls on his pretty green collar. "How do I get this thing off?!"
"BAD!" Cindil smacked Legolas on the head.
"Owwie :'("
"Oh hush up." Cindil threw the ball with the tiny bell inside the cage. "Play! Well I unwrap your stupid candy."
Legolas stares at the ball for a moment than lunges for it. Cindil unwraps the candy and places the pieces in the cage. Legolas stares for a moment than throws the ball to the side and picks the pieces of candy up. He put them in his mouth and chewed. "Yummy!! More More more!!!!!! =D" Cindil blinks than runs around and grabs all the candy she can find. She runs back and throws them in. With in minutes all the candy is gone. Legolas is bouncing around the cage like a crazy elf.
"Oh no!! ELF SUGER HIGH!!" Cindil runs out the room and slams the door behind her.
Meanwhile:
"Well here we are at The Mini-Mall of Bears." Denee said looking over at Sierra "Now what one do we get?!?!!"
"Think Legolas" Sierra said confident in herself.
"Ok!" Denee squealed, " I'm a hot, sexy elf with long blonde hair, that falls pass my shoulders. Eyes bluer than the sea and I'm the best archer in the whole freaky world!"
"To Legolas .;" Sierra runs around The Mini-Mall of Bears and search of the perfect teddy for Legolas, while Denee prances around like an elf.
An hour later the meet back with each other, "Any luck?" Sierra asked.
"Yes ^.^" Denee said back, holding up a bear with a green bow tyed around it's neck. On it's stomach it said 'I'm the cutest elf in da world!'
"It will have to do." They pay for the bear and drive back to Cindil's house.
"BEWARE!!!" Cindil said from a corner as the other girls walked in. "He's crazy!" She rocked back and forth clinging onto Mr. Wiggles.
"Right…." Denee and Sierra stared. They open the door to see Legolas sprawled out on the cage floor, chocolate covering his face." HE ATE ALL MY CANDY!! :_:" Sierra cried
"Owwwww" he groaned. He looked up to see the teddy they bought for him. "Mrs. Bunnywinkal? How did you get here?"
"I guess you did get the right one." Sierra whispered to Denee. Denee nodded and slowly walked to the cage. She handed over the bear and Legolas curled into a ball, sucking his thumb.
"Mrs. Bunnywinkal!!!" he cried. "I missed you!!"
Cindil peered into the room. "Good god!" she screamed "He's like a little baby!"
"I have a problem!" Legolas suddenly screamed.
"What!?" The three girls screamed back.
"I have to… go.. to the.. The.. Little elves' room."
They all pointed at the over-sized litter box. Legolas starts crying "BOO HOOO! BOOOO HOO! You can't really mean it!!" They all nodded. "are you sure O.O;" They nodded again.
"Can we really do that." Sierra asked.
"No I guess not" Cindil said "Show him to the bathroom and well show him how to use it." Cindil hands Sierra a leash and walks off to her room. "I'm going to get ready for bed and when I come back out Legolas better be back in his cage and you two better be ready for bed as well." Cindil walked upstairs and into a room, shutting the door behind her.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm really insane and well this story only proves that fact! I know this is soooo stupid but its all in good fun right? Review! Tell me what ya think!