Well here ya go chapter 4! And Badtothebone Leggy purrs any way you want him too ^_~ lol ok that sounded corny! But enjoy! ^_^;; Insanity: cats aren't THAT messy Hoshi the Elf! That is such a cute nickname for Legolas! Can I steal it from you?? ^_^;; Anyways you enjoy too! Midnight: Yes… This is a crazy story and would you have any other way?! I think not! Parker Drake you gave me a weird idea… You'll just have to wait and see for yourself what it is ^_^; Zoraka VixenElf: I know who you are! Kawaiigal28: We're all a little 'interesting'
And now! On with the show!
Denee and Sierra nodded their heads "Yes Sir!" The cried joyfully
"I'm a GIRL!" a voice could be heard saying from upstairs "Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl!" it said
"Do you hear something?" Denee asked.
"No… just the wind I guess." Sierra answered. "Now what to do with our darling little pet elf."
"-.-; take me to BATHROOM!!!!" Legolas shouted. Sierra hooked the leash onto Legolas collar and opened the door to the cage. Legolas automatically ran for freedom but the leash caught on the bars of the cage was to much. He fell backwards landing on his cute little booty!
"Naughty Leggy!" Denee said patting him on the head. Legolas groaned and waited for Sierra to get the leash loose from the cage. A few minutes later Sierra gets everything worked out but not before tying Legolas up a few times. Legolas sat on the ground his head resting in his hands.
"O heavens save me." He prayed. "This is all your fault Gandalf!! You should have never taken me out for that night on the town. Look where I ended up. LOOK! And I have a headache that would make any elf fell over in pain! Curse you! CURSE YOU I SAY!" Legolas raved.
"o.o Leggy…" Denee began.
"What?" Legolas sneered.
"Here's your bear…"
Legolas grabbed his bear and held tightly onto it. "I'm back in the forest with all my forest friends. There's no crazy fangirls locking me in a cage, making wear this stupid green collar, although it does bring out my eyes! Ack that is beside the point. I want to be home. Home."
"AWWW! He's turning into a raving lunatic." Denee and Sierra Awed. Random people come running in and all together now 3… 2…. 1…. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Random people run off.
Sierra shows Legolas to the bathroom and how to use it than walks out and shuts the door behind her. "Let me know when you're done!"
Legolas stares at the toilet. He pushes the handle and watches the water go swirly.
~ I want to see!!! *Comes running into the bathroom and watches to the water* ooooOOOoo! Water! *runs away*~
Legolas stares at the water until it stops and pushes the handle again, and again and again and again.
~You numb-idiot! Look for a way to escape!!~
"Good idea!!" Legolas said jumping up. "Did I come up with it?? O.o"
~Yes~
"Works for me." Legolas looks around the bathroom until he finds a very small window. He runs over to the window. "I must use my elven power of… well I don't know what power I would use for this.." Legolas opens the window and pops the screen out. He gets half way through and is suck. "Cheese monkeys _-_;"
Suddenly Legolas looks down to see Denee looking up at him. "A little suck are we?" she asks
"No no no no!!" he screams.
Denee grabs a mallet and comes running back to 'help' Legolas, its to late Legolas is back inside and is doing is 'business'. Denee freaks out and runs back inside the house. Sierra hooks the leash back on Legolas and drags him to his cage. She throws him in just in time to see Cindil walking back downstairs. Sierra grabs hold of Denee, who is rocking back and forth in the corner, and jumps on the couch and covers them both with a blanket. Cindil looks around, than walks slowly over to the couch.
"I have to go to the bathroom!!" Sierra fibbed, standing up, covering her whole body with her blanket.
"Right…" Cindil said, eyeing sierra. Sierra runs to the bathroom.
"I ahh I have bush my teeth!" Denee said jumping up and following Sierra and pretty much the same manner.
"Weirdos" Cindil said falling on to the couch, staring strait at Legolas. He sat down near the grass and stared back at Cindil.
"I'm cold." He said between his teeth.
"I'm tired." Cindil said back.
"I need real food."
"I need a bath"
"I want my mommy"
"I want my Eddie Bear!!!;_________;" Suddenly there was a knock at the front door.
"I have pizza!" a voice came from the front door.
"EDDIE BEAR!!!" Cindil ran to the front door and opened it. Ed comes running in carrying pizza and soda.
"That's right! Its me Ed the man!"
"Eddie Bear!"
"Ed the man!"
"Eddie Bear!"
"Ed the man!"
"Both of you are wrong!" Sierra came running into the room her finger pointed. She was dressed for bed alright. A green mask covered her face and there were large rollers in her hair.
"Ahhh!! Flesh eating swamp monster!" Ed screamed like a little girl
"Your name shall be:!" Sierra continued.
"Mr. ED!!" Denee yelled from behind. Everyone falls over and stares at Denee.
They start to eat the pizza and pour soda into cups. "Pardon me!" Legolas screamed.
"WHAT?!" they roared
"Can I have some? T-T"
"Your worse than a freaking child! 'I want this I want that.' And do we ever get a thank you!!" Cindil said, her eyes filling with tears "NO! Its just 'I want more more more more!!' Well what about me? Do I get what I want! No! I'm to busy slaving away for you!!!" Ed comes running up to Cindil and holds her in his big, strong, mainly arms.
~Stop me from fainting *drools* Ed~
"There, there Cindil!" Edward said, glaring at Legolas. "Look what you've done to her!" He cried passionately.
"Gee. I'm sorry?" Legolas said unsympathetically.
"You'll have to do better than that!!!" All 4 bellowed.
"You have to give me a hug!! ;__;" Cindil cried. Legolas swallows his pride and hugs Cindil through the cage bars. "Yay!!" Cindil screamed and brought over a few slices of pizza. She shoved them into his mouth and pours root bear down his throat.
"Why this taste great! What do you call this delight!"
"Pizza!" all 4 said. Soon, after it was time for bed. They gave Legolas a pillow and a blanket "oh and we can't for get Mrs. Bunnywinkal!!" They gave that to him too. They set Ed up on the couch and the three girls set themselves up on the floor. By 10:00 all were asleep, well everyone but the elf bent on escaping.
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Yeah ok this isn't that funny this time. But maybe it will be next time!! We can only hope .; sammy! have a nice time see Mr. Happy and Hannah take good care of her o.O; .. ^_^; read and review all you nice people and unnice poeple out there!
And now! On with the show!
Denee and Sierra nodded their heads "Yes Sir!" The cried joyfully
"I'm a GIRL!" a voice could be heard saying from upstairs "Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl!" it said
"Do you hear something?" Denee asked.
"No… just the wind I guess." Sierra answered. "Now what to do with our darling little pet elf."
"-.-; take me to BATHROOM!!!!" Legolas shouted. Sierra hooked the leash onto Legolas collar and opened the door to the cage. Legolas automatically ran for freedom but the leash caught on the bars of the cage was to much. He fell backwards landing on his cute little booty!
"Naughty Leggy!" Denee said patting him on the head. Legolas groaned and waited for Sierra to get the leash loose from the cage. A few minutes later Sierra gets everything worked out but not before tying Legolas up a few times. Legolas sat on the ground his head resting in his hands.
"O heavens save me." He prayed. "This is all your fault Gandalf!! You should have never taken me out for that night on the town. Look where I ended up. LOOK! And I have a headache that would make any elf fell over in pain! Curse you! CURSE YOU I SAY!" Legolas raved.
"o.o Leggy…" Denee began.
"What?" Legolas sneered.
"Here's your bear…"
Legolas grabbed his bear and held tightly onto it. "I'm back in the forest with all my forest friends. There's no crazy fangirls locking me in a cage, making wear this stupid green collar, although it does bring out my eyes! Ack that is beside the point. I want to be home. Home."
"AWWW! He's turning into a raving lunatic." Denee and Sierra Awed. Random people come running in and all together now 3… 2…. 1…. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Random people run off.
Sierra shows Legolas to the bathroom and how to use it than walks out and shuts the door behind her. "Let me know when you're done!"
Legolas stares at the toilet. He pushes the handle and watches the water go swirly.
~ I want to see!!! *Comes running into the bathroom and watches to the water* ooooOOOoo! Water! *runs away*~
Legolas stares at the water until it stops and pushes the handle again, and again and again and again.
~You numb-idiot! Look for a way to escape!!~
"Good idea!!" Legolas said jumping up. "Did I come up with it?? O.o"
~Yes~
"Works for me." Legolas looks around the bathroom until he finds a very small window. He runs over to the window. "I must use my elven power of… well I don't know what power I would use for this.." Legolas opens the window and pops the screen out. He gets half way through and is suck. "Cheese monkeys _-_;"
Suddenly Legolas looks down to see Denee looking up at him. "A little suck are we?" she asks
"No no no no!!" he screams.
Denee grabs a mallet and comes running back to 'help' Legolas, its to late Legolas is back inside and is doing is 'business'. Denee freaks out and runs back inside the house. Sierra hooks the leash back on Legolas and drags him to his cage. She throws him in just in time to see Cindil walking back downstairs. Sierra grabs hold of Denee, who is rocking back and forth in the corner, and jumps on the couch and covers them both with a blanket. Cindil looks around, than walks slowly over to the couch.
"I have to go to the bathroom!!" Sierra fibbed, standing up, covering her whole body with her blanket.
"Right…" Cindil said, eyeing sierra. Sierra runs to the bathroom.
"I ahh I have bush my teeth!" Denee said jumping up and following Sierra and pretty much the same manner.
"Weirdos" Cindil said falling on to the couch, staring strait at Legolas. He sat down near the grass and stared back at Cindil.
"I'm cold." He said between his teeth.
"I'm tired." Cindil said back.
"I need real food."
"I need a bath"
"I want my mommy"
"I want my Eddie Bear!!!;_________;" Suddenly there was a knock at the front door.
"I have pizza!" a voice came from the front door.
"EDDIE BEAR!!!" Cindil ran to the front door and opened it. Ed comes running in carrying pizza and soda.
"That's right! Its me Ed the man!"
"Eddie Bear!"
"Ed the man!"
"Eddie Bear!"
"Ed the man!"
"Both of you are wrong!" Sierra came running into the room her finger pointed. She was dressed for bed alright. A green mask covered her face and there were large rollers in her hair.
"Ahhh!! Flesh eating swamp monster!" Ed screamed like a little girl
"Your name shall be:!" Sierra continued.
"Mr. ED!!" Denee yelled from behind. Everyone falls over and stares at Denee.
They start to eat the pizza and pour soda into cups. "Pardon me!" Legolas screamed.
"WHAT?!" they roared
"Can I have some? T-T"
"Your worse than a freaking child! 'I want this I want that.' And do we ever get a thank you!!" Cindil said, her eyes filling with tears "NO! Its just 'I want more more more more!!' Well what about me? Do I get what I want! No! I'm to busy slaving away for you!!!" Ed comes running up to Cindil and holds her in his big, strong, mainly arms.
~Stop me from fainting *drools* Ed~
"There, there Cindil!" Edward said, glaring at Legolas. "Look what you've done to her!" He cried passionately.
"Gee. I'm sorry?" Legolas said unsympathetically.
"You'll have to do better than that!!!" All 4 bellowed.
"You have to give me a hug!! ;__;" Cindil cried. Legolas swallows his pride and hugs Cindil through the cage bars. "Yay!!" Cindil screamed and brought over a few slices of pizza. She shoved them into his mouth and pours root bear down his throat.
"Why this taste great! What do you call this delight!"
"Pizza!" all 4 said. Soon, after it was time for bed. They gave Legolas a pillow and a blanket "oh and we can't for get Mrs. Bunnywinkal!!" They gave that to him too. They set Ed up on the couch and the three girls set themselves up on the floor. By 10:00 all were asleep, well everyone but the elf bent on escaping.
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Yeah ok this isn't that funny this time. But maybe it will be next time!! We can only hope .; sammy! have a nice time see Mr. Happy and Hannah take good care of her o.O; .. ^_^; read and review all you nice people and unnice poeple out there!