"I must find a way to get out of here!" Legolas said squeezing Mrs. Bunnywinkal "Mrs. Bunnywinkal think!!" He said shaking his teddy. "I got it!" reaching for his leg boot. He pulled out a small knife and grinned. "How could I forget?" He sliced through the reinforced steel double bolted and plated padlock. Curses to that elven magic!
He sneaked past the sleeping girls, Cindil first. "Mr….. *snore* Wig" Cindil lunged for Legolas leg as he walked past thinking it was her teddy bear. "gles!" Legolas fell flat on his face.
"ahh there's a fangirl on my leg!!" Legolas cried than covered his mouth. Suddenly Ed turned over on the couch and abruptly sat up.
"FLYING COWS ARE INVAIDING ENGLAND!!" Ed declared, than fell back asleep.
"O_O; someone kill me now. Who ever raised these kids are insane or maybe they went crazy raising them or.. ahh stay on track!.. hey a ball of string.. no, no stay focused."
"Mr. Wiggles!!" Cindil said between snores, she tightened her grip on Legolas leg. Legolas face turns bright red from the pain.
"No human child can have this strength!" He cried under his breath, than he saw the real Mr. Wiggles, he snatched it and held the bear over Cindil's head. He wiggled it a bit (no pun intended!) and suddenly it disappeared from his hand. He looked down to see that it was back in Cindil's arms. He wipes the sweat of his brow and starts walking again.
He trips over Denee. Denee turns over and grabs Legolas tunic. "I'm the hottest elf in the world!! And I smell like.. like.. the forest." Legolas slips some of the covers in the place of his tunic in Denee's hands and continues along his way.
"CANDY!!!!!!!!!" Sierra ranted, jumping up. She holds onto Legolas and carries on ranting about candy "Wait!" She said smelling Legolas' hair "This is just that Air freshener. Aww nuts!" Sierra falls back to her bed and sleeps.
"3 down! -_-; one to go! I can almost taste freedom, no what that's just the pizza I had earlier." He walks easily pasted ed and walks to the front door. "Wait where's all my stuff?!" He ransacks the house looking for any trace of: His bow, his arrows, his quiver, his other knives, his pouch, his favorite necklace that his lady 'friend' gave to him, but most of all MRS. BUNNYWINKAL! Of course he found Mrs. Bunnywinkal but still I had to add something of sentimental value.
Legolas: What about the necklace my lady friend gave me!
A: That does not count!
Legolas: Yes it does!
A: No it dosne't!
Legolas: Yes
A: no!!
Legolas: Fine but at least don't make me seem like a cat.
A: NEVER!!!!
And now back to the story.
Legolas ran upstairs and into Cindil's room to find Cindil standing next to her desk spinning a key ring with a key around her finger.
"But how!" Legolas gasps.
"Looking for something?" Cindil asked
"But I just saw you down there and you were sleeping and, and @_@"
"That was my robot!"
"Roooo-bot?"
"Very good!" Cindil said, walking up to Legolas. "You weren't trying to escape were you?" hers eyes grew bigger.
"No, not at all." Suddenly an idea popped into his head.
~See he's not a dumb blonde after all ^_^~
"Did you hear something?" Cindil asked
"No I didn't" Legolas said flashing a pretty elven smile. Cindil's eyes sparkled "Your eyes are so… blue… just.. like annnn elf's!"
"You think?" Cindil spoke back, her face beaming with love.
"Er, ahh yeah" Legolas made up for his lack of words with an endearing smile. Cindil's knees weakened and she 'slipped' into Legolas. Legolas seized the keys and let Cindil fall flat on her face.
"Your so hurtful." Cindil sighed. "One problem though!"
"Oh yeah and what is that?"
"You have no idea where the key goes do you?"
"Alright tell me where my things are or the bear gets it!" He said holding up her teddy bear.
"NOT MR. WIGGLES!!!" She screamed back.
"Yes! Mr. Wiggles!" Legolas cackled
"No!!"
"Yes!!"
"No! If you hurt Mr. Wiggles I'll, I'll…… CODY COME!!!" A black dog comes running into to the room and starts growling at Cindil. "CODY WRONG PERSON!!" Cody turned around suddenly and starts growling at Legolas. "Now get back in your cage!" She ordered. Legolas trudges down the stairs and climbs back into the cage. Cindil grabs the elven blade and puts another reinforced steel double bolted and plated padlock on the cage and locks it.
Cody whines at Cindil and nudges her. "What is it mutt?" she asks. Cody runs up to cage and whimpers. "Cody! I can't believe you can say such a thing! He's an elf! We just can't let him run away! I mean how many times does an elf end up at your doorstep!?" Cody whines again and runs off. "Damn mutt!" Cindil sighs and sinks into a chair.
"Mr. Wiggles!" robo-cindil screamed.
"That reminds me!" Cindil runs up to the cage "hand him over!" Legolas gives Cindil the bear and Cindil Hands over Mrs. Bunnywinkal. She walks over to the robo-cindil and kicks it into a closest. "Stupid robot!"
Cindil crawls into the sleep-bag and rests her head on the pillow. "OH NO!! FLYING COWS ARE IN AMERICA!!" Ed screamed.
Cindil grabbed an old pair of gym socks and stuffed them into ed's mouth. Once again she climbs under the covers and she soon is sleeping soundly
"Evil fangirls, I should have listened more closely to Gandalf. -_______-; But he was drunk!"
Once again its not that funny. But I'm trying! I'll just have to try harder! I must! I will be strong!
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He sneaked past the sleeping girls, Cindil first. "Mr….. *snore* Wig" Cindil lunged for Legolas leg as he walked past thinking it was her teddy bear. "gles!" Legolas fell flat on his face.
"ahh there's a fangirl on my leg!!" Legolas cried than covered his mouth. Suddenly Ed turned over on the couch and abruptly sat up.
"FLYING COWS ARE INVAIDING ENGLAND!!" Ed declared, than fell back asleep.
"O_O; someone kill me now. Who ever raised these kids are insane or maybe they went crazy raising them or.. ahh stay on track!.. hey a ball of string.. no, no stay focused."
"Mr. Wiggles!!" Cindil said between snores, she tightened her grip on Legolas leg. Legolas face turns bright red from the pain.
"No human child can have this strength!" He cried under his breath, than he saw the real Mr. Wiggles, he snatched it and held the bear over Cindil's head. He wiggled it a bit (no pun intended!) and suddenly it disappeared from his hand. He looked down to see that it was back in Cindil's arms. He wipes the sweat of his brow and starts walking again.
He trips over Denee. Denee turns over and grabs Legolas tunic. "I'm the hottest elf in the world!! And I smell like.. like.. the forest." Legolas slips some of the covers in the place of his tunic in Denee's hands and continues along his way.
"CANDY!!!!!!!!!" Sierra ranted, jumping up. She holds onto Legolas and carries on ranting about candy "Wait!" She said smelling Legolas' hair "This is just that Air freshener. Aww nuts!" Sierra falls back to her bed and sleeps.
"3 down! -_-; one to go! I can almost taste freedom, no what that's just the pizza I had earlier." He walks easily pasted ed and walks to the front door. "Wait where's all my stuff?!" He ransacks the house looking for any trace of: His bow, his arrows, his quiver, his other knives, his pouch, his favorite necklace that his lady 'friend' gave to him, but most of all MRS. BUNNYWINKAL! Of course he found Mrs. Bunnywinkal but still I had to add something of sentimental value.
Legolas: What about the necklace my lady friend gave me!
A: That does not count!
Legolas: Yes it does!
A: No it dosne't!
Legolas: Yes
A: no!!
Legolas: Fine but at least don't make me seem like a cat.
A: NEVER!!!!
And now back to the story.
Legolas ran upstairs and into Cindil's room to find Cindil standing next to her desk spinning a key ring with a key around her finger.
"But how!" Legolas gasps.
"Looking for something?" Cindil asked
"But I just saw you down there and you were sleeping and, and @_@"
"That was my robot!"
"Roooo-bot?"
"Very good!" Cindil said, walking up to Legolas. "You weren't trying to escape were you?" hers eyes grew bigger.
"No, not at all." Suddenly an idea popped into his head.
~See he's not a dumb blonde after all ^_^~
"Did you hear something?" Cindil asked
"No I didn't" Legolas said flashing a pretty elven smile. Cindil's eyes sparkled "Your eyes are so… blue… just.. like annnn elf's!"
"You think?" Cindil spoke back, her face beaming with love.
"Er, ahh yeah" Legolas made up for his lack of words with an endearing smile. Cindil's knees weakened and she 'slipped' into Legolas. Legolas seized the keys and let Cindil fall flat on her face.
"Your so hurtful." Cindil sighed. "One problem though!"
"Oh yeah and what is that?"
"You have no idea where the key goes do you?"
"Alright tell me where my things are or the bear gets it!" He said holding up her teddy bear.
"NOT MR. WIGGLES!!!" She screamed back.
"Yes! Mr. Wiggles!" Legolas cackled
"No!!"
"Yes!!"
"No! If you hurt Mr. Wiggles I'll, I'll…… CODY COME!!!" A black dog comes running into to the room and starts growling at Cindil. "CODY WRONG PERSON!!" Cody turned around suddenly and starts growling at Legolas. "Now get back in your cage!" She ordered. Legolas trudges down the stairs and climbs back into the cage. Cindil grabs the elven blade and puts another reinforced steel double bolted and plated padlock on the cage and locks it.
Cody whines at Cindil and nudges her. "What is it mutt?" she asks. Cody runs up to cage and whimpers. "Cody! I can't believe you can say such a thing! He's an elf! We just can't let him run away! I mean how many times does an elf end up at your doorstep!?" Cody whines again and runs off. "Damn mutt!" Cindil sighs and sinks into a chair.
"Mr. Wiggles!" robo-cindil screamed.
"That reminds me!" Cindil runs up to the cage "hand him over!" Legolas gives Cindil the bear and Cindil Hands over Mrs. Bunnywinkal. She walks over to the robo-cindil and kicks it into a closest. "Stupid robot!"
Cindil crawls into the sleep-bag and rests her head on the pillow. "OH NO!! FLYING COWS ARE IN AMERICA!!" Ed screamed.
Cindil grabbed an old pair of gym socks and stuffed them into ed's mouth. Once again she climbs under the covers and she soon is sleeping soundly
"Evil fangirls, I should have listened more closely to Gandalf. -_______-; But he was drunk!"
Once again its not that funny. But I'm trying! I'll just have to try harder! I must! I will be strong!
Review!