I Almost Killed My Sparring Partner
Ok, this is a story written by the creator of Hetiz (Alyx) and another member, (Andie) We do not own ff8 or any other characters in this story, we do not own hotdogs either, however we do EAT hotdogs!
(screen roll on your tv)
I Almost Killed My Sparring Partner
~A Zell Show~
Brought to you by... ZELL!!!
Episode #1
(announcer) "Hello and welcome back to the 'I almost Killed my Sparring Partner' with your host.... Zell-Chan!!!!!"
Zell- "Who are you calling chan??? You Chibi-Chiso-f%#^!$#-announcer!!!!"
~exasperationg breath lossage~
"Ok, show, sorry. Our first guests today, (Yes folks, TWO! That's Right!) are the loving couple of Selphy and Seifer!"
~Seifer runs from backstage off cue~
Seifer- "You dumb ass! *beeb* ~just missing Seifer's foul words covering up the next~ here because I almost killed her! Not because I love her!"
Zell-"Awww... Killing is always the first stage of denial!"
Selphie-"Wait! Wait!" -runs in- "Then Seifer loves you?!?" -confused a moment-" "He's cheating on me? That bastard!" *Beep* ~again a little too late to catch the foul language, producer turns off filter.~
Zell- ~blushing~
Seifer- "We're not a couple S-" Gets cut off by Zell
Zell"We're just friends with benifits!!!!"
Seifer- ~Glares evilly a Zell~ "I meant Selphie you Fucking Chicken-Wuss!
Selphy- "YOU BASTARDS!!!!" ~disgusted and appalled~
Zell- ~fixing his makeup~ "Show people, show! We're on TV here!
Selphy- Hiya mommie! I love you and I wanna say happy birthday to my bunnie, Hopps!"
Seifer- "Selphy, you don't have a mother. You're an orphan..."
Selphy- "Wha?!" ~crying and pouting~ "Fine. Then Happy Birthday Hopps."
Zell- "You mean those navy colored bunnies with pink tails you drew on Squall's wall with Crayola crayons" Which one is it?"
~Squall runs in from prison~
Squall- "YOU FRAMED ME!!!! YOU GOT ME ARESSTED FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD WITH CRAYLOA PRODUCTS!" -violent, foaming at the mouth, wide eyes, bloodshot-
Selphy- "You still owe me 100 gil and a new box of crayons you poopie-face!" ~Jumps on Squall and starts scratching him, as the audience that is watching cheers Selphy on and booing at everything Squall does~
~Seifer slowly makes his way off stage~
Zell-Yes! This is great folks! We have a new match today! Squall and Selphy! All because of Selphy's world domination, and framing it on Squall!.... Seifer.... NOOOOO!!!!!!
~A swing of a gunblade is heard as a head falls in front of the camera, splatering blood all over, so all that is visible on the screen is red~
Zell-Folks, todays show is having to end early becuase our camera man, uh, well, is having technical dificulties keeping his head on his sholders. So tune in next week for "I Almost Killed My Sparring Partner"
~Credit Roll~
Producers: Alyx, Andie
This episode of I almost killed my sparring partner was brought to you by Zell, a natural born fighter. You can purchase your action figure at the closets comic store!
Ok, this is a story written by the creator of Hetiz (Alyx) and another member, (Andie) We do not own ff8 or any other characters in this story, we do not own hotdogs either, however we do EAT hotdogs!
(screen roll on your tv)
~A Zell Show~
Brought to you by... ZELL!!!
Episode #1
(announcer) "Hello and welcome back to the 'I almost Killed my Sparring Partner' with your host.... Zell-Chan!!!!!"
Zell- "Who are you calling chan??? You Chibi-Chiso-f%#^!$#-announcer!!!!"
~exasperationg breath lossage~
"Ok, show, sorry. Our first guests today, (Yes folks, TWO! That's Right!) are the loving couple of Selphy and Seifer!"
~Seifer runs from backstage off cue~
Seifer- "You dumb ass! *beeb* ~just missing Seifer's foul words covering up the next~ here because I almost killed her! Not because I love her!"
Zell-"Awww... Killing is always the first stage of denial!"
Selphie-"Wait! Wait!" -runs in- "Then Seifer loves you?!?" -confused a moment-" "He's cheating on me? That bastard!" *Beep* ~again a little too late to catch the foul language, producer turns off filter.~
Zell- ~blushing~
Seifer- "We're not a couple S-" Gets cut off by Zell
Zell"We're just friends with benifits!!!!"
Seifer- ~Glares evilly a Zell~ "I meant Selphie you Fucking Chicken-Wuss!
Selphy- "YOU BASTARDS!!!!" ~disgusted and appalled~
Zell- ~fixing his makeup~ "Show people, show! We're on TV here!
Selphy- Hiya mommie! I love you and I wanna say happy birthday to my bunnie, Hopps!"
Seifer- "Selphy, you don't have a mother. You're an orphan..."
Selphy- "Wha?!" ~crying and pouting~ "Fine. Then Happy Birthday Hopps."
Zell- "You mean those navy colored bunnies with pink tails you drew on Squall's wall with Crayola crayons" Which one is it?"
~Squall runs in from prison~
Squall- "YOU FRAMED ME!!!! YOU GOT ME ARESSTED FOR TAKING OVER THE WORLD WITH CRAYLOA PRODUCTS!" -violent, foaming at the mouth, wide eyes, bloodshot-
Selphy- "You still owe me 100 gil and a new box of crayons you poopie-face!" ~Jumps on Squall and starts scratching him, as the audience that is watching cheers Selphy on and booing at everything Squall does~
~Seifer slowly makes his way off stage~
Zell-Yes! This is great folks! We have a new match today! Squall and Selphy! All because of Selphy's world domination, and framing it on Squall!.... Seifer.... NOOOOO!!!!!!
~A swing of a gunblade is heard as a head falls in front of the camera, splatering blood all over, so all that is visible on the screen is red~
Zell-Folks, todays show is having to end early becuase our camera man, uh, well, is having technical dificulties keeping his head on his sholders. So tune in next week for "I Almost Killed My Sparring Partner"
Producers: Alyx, Andie
This episode of I almost killed my sparring partner was brought to you by Zell, a natural born fighter. You can purchase your action figure at the closets comic store!