This chapter is written by Alyx.
(screen roll on your tv)
~A Zell Show~
Brought to you by... HOTDOGS!!!
Episode #2
(announcer) "Hello and welcome back to the 'I almost Killed my
Sparring Partner' with your host.... Chibi-Zell!!!!!"
Zell- "First you call me a fucking Chan, and now you call me CHIBI?!?!?!?!?!
Pull down your pants and then see whose CHIBI!!!!!!!"
~Red from yelling~
"Sorry bout that, can you cut what I just said?"
Producer-"ZELL! YOU'RE ON LIVE TV!!! WE CAN NOT CUT THAT!"
Zell-*Grunts* "Okay folks! Today we have a new group of people today, we have Irvine and Nida! Come on out guys!"
~Moment of silence~
Zell-"Guys?"
~A violent scream of the producer is heard backstage with the followup of a gunshot! Irvine and Nida run on stage.~
Zell-"IRVINE! NIDA!"
Nida-"I swear! We didn't do it! Irvine did it by himself!"
Irvine-"He was in pain, suffering from his own uglyness. He needed to be put out of his misery!"
Zell-"So guys, welcome to the show. What would you like to talk about today?"
Nida-"Bacon?'
~Irvine slaps Nida in the back of the head~
Irvine-"No you Idiot! We wanna discuss how stupid this show is and how you need to spice it up!"
Zell-".........Sooooooo. Who did you get into a fight to get here?"
~Irvine stands up and aims the gun over the audience aiming the gun at a random audience member and then sits back down putting the gun on his lap.~
Nida-"Hay Zell! I heard that your girlfriends a bitch!"
Zell-"Don't talk about my girlfriend like that!"
Nida-"No Really! I heard she is fat too!"
Zell-"Why you!"
~Zell jumps at Nida bringing him to the ground while Irvine just sits in his chair watching. Nida pulls Zell's hair while Zell pintches Nida's side~
~Irvine points his gun at the camera and shoots~
Zell-~Stopping~ "No! Fuck you Irvine! Every time! We have to get a new camera! Again!"
Producers: Alyx
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