I wonder

CH. 7

"Sure hate peeling these potatoes…Klinger do this…Klinger to that…All I ever hear around here…this place is crazy…I sure wish I was back home in Toledo…"

As he continued to peal the potatoes, his thoughts wondered…

I wonder if Laverne is being faithful to me…

I wonder if I'll ever get out this freaking army…

I wonder if people really think I'm nuts…

I wonder if I shave my legs they'll let me out…

I wonder if this place would be the same without my antics…

I wonder if I really am a disgrace to the uniform like Major Burns says…

I wonder if I should respect the uniform those kids wear, when they get all shot up…

I wonder if those doctors know how much I look up to em…

I wonder if the nurses know that I'm not jealous of any of them…

I wonder if that pink lingerie I'm working on will look good with red lining…

I wonder if anyone here would miss me if I left

I wonder if the guys back home miss me

I wonder if Colonel Blake knew how much I appreciated him setting up my wedding over that HAM radio…

I wonder if he's happy where he is…well anywhere is better than here…

I wonder if I'm overestimating how bad it is…nah

I wonder if I should stop wearing my dresses…no way

I wonder if anyone respects me around here…

I wonder if the army knows what I'm doing over here…

I wonder if I'll ever stop trying to get a section 8…

I wonder if I am actually nuts….

Someone else in the compound was wondering the same thing…