Shipping Off {Three Years Later}
"Girls!" Selphie screamed at her two twin daughters. " How many times must I tell you NOT to torture the neighbors' cat!" Carie and Jess both hung their heads and closed up their Zippo lighters.
"But, he tried to scratch Jess," Carie whined.
"I'm sure its because you two were harassing it. Now turn it loose," Selphie demanded. Jess opened her mouth to protest. "NOW!" Selphie screamed. Both girls nodded and cut the ropes that the cat was tied up with. The prisoner ran off in a hurry afraid to look back.
"I just don't know how to deal with them anymore, Zell. I try but I just can't deal with it. They're driving me insane," Selphie said to her husband later that night.
"Well…" Zell began.
"And I'm not the only one. They're driving everyone nuts. Those fifth graders they tortured back when they were eighth graders," Zell nodded, "some are still terrified of them. They have way too much aggression but no real outlet for it."
"Well, the only solution I can come up with is sending them to Balamb Garden Military Academy," Zell said.
"Oh Zell what a terrific idea, putting our children in a place where there are weapons galore. Great idea, Zell!" Selphie said sarcastically.
"Well, do you have any better ideas? Hey, it might straighten them out. I mean, I was rambunctious before I went there and look at me now!" Zell claimed.
Selphie sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose in hopes to prevent the small migraine from growing any bigger. "Fine, Zell, but you break the news to them."
"I don't be-fucking-lieve this goddamn communism! Military school! What have we done to deserve such a cruel punishment!" Carie groaned lighting a cigarette and taking a long drag. She offered it to Jess, who accepted and inhaled the smoke. The two girls sat out on the curb, their father had just told them they were being shipped off the Garden.
"We haven't done nothing wrong, our parents have just gone insane. Or, it's some communist's plot against us," Jess growled shaking her fist and handing the cig back to Carie.
"Damn Commies," Carie muttered shaking her fist at nothing.
"Zell, I really don't think this is a good idea. Sending them to Garden, I mean," Selphie commented as the couple watched their daughters sit out on the curb.
"C'mon, babe, what's the worse that could happen?" Zell asked.
"How many reasons would you like?" Selphie retorted in a deathly snarl.
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Authors' notes: Thankyou all so much for the reviews. It makes us two very happy psychos. [Jess: I remember after we posted the first chapter, Carie emailing me and saying hurry up with the next chapter, they want more! It was fun.]
Special Note To Soul 141: Well, we're sorry that you don't like it. Our opinion, not yours. If you don't like it, please don't read it. Thanku.
"Girls!" Selphie screamed at her two twin daughters. " How many times must I tell you NOT to torture the neighbors' cat!" Carie and Jess both hung their heads and closed up their Zippo lighters.
"But, he tried to scratch Jess," Carie whined.
"I'm sure its because you two were harassing it. Now turn it loose," Selphie demanded. Jess opened her mouth to protest. "NOW!" Selphie screamed. Both girls nodded and cut the ropes that the cat was tied up with. The prisoner ran off in a hurry afraid to look back.
"I just don't know how to deal with them anymore, Zell. I try but I just can't deal with it. They're driving me insane," Selphie said to her husband later that night.
"Well…" Zell began.
"And I'm not the only one. They're driving everyone nuts. Those fifth graders they tortured back when they were eighth graders," Zell nodded, "some are still terrified of them. They have way too much aggression but no real outlet for it."
"Well, the only solution I can come up with is sending them to Balamb Garden Military Academy," Zell said.
"Oh Zell what a terrific idea, putting our children in a place where there are weapons galore. Great idea, Zell!" Selphie said sarcastically.
"Well, do you have any better ideas? Hey, it might straighten them out. I mean, I was rambunctious before I went there and look at me now!" Zell claimed.
Selphie sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose in hopes to prevent the small migraine from growing any bigger. "Fine, Zell, but you break the news to them."
"I don't be-fucking-lieve this goddamn communism! Military school! What have we done to deserve such a cruel punishment!" Carie groaned lighting a cigarette and taking a long drag. She offered it to Jess, who accepted and inhaled the smoke. The two girls sat out on the curb, their father had just told them they were being shipped off the Garden.
"We haven't done nothing wrong, our parents have just gone insane. Or, it's some communist's plot against us," Jess growled shaking her fist and handing the cig back to Carie.
"Damn Commies," Carie muttered shaking her fist at nothing.
"Zell, I really don't think this is a good idea. Sending them to Garden, I mean," Selphie commented as the couple watched their daughters sit out on the curb.
"C'mon, babe, what's the worse that could happen?" Zell asked.
"How many reasons would you like?" Selphie retorted in a deathly snarl.
~*~
Authors' notes: Thankyou all so much for the reviews. It makes us two very happy psychos. [Jess: I remember after we posted the first chapter, Carie emailing me and saying hurry up with the next chapter, they want more! It was fun.]
Special Note To Soul 141: Well, we're sorry that you don't like it. Our opinion, not yours. If you don't like it, please don't read it. Thanku.