Jack of All Trades
After Abydos was free
Apophis stormed the SGC
And Jack had to get Danny
To rescue the abductees
Which brought Jack to a Captain
Both beautiful and smart
And a Jaffa named Teal'c
A warrior with a heart
From the swarms of replicators
To the clutches of Nirrti
There was never an SG team braver
They never respond to "Kree!"
They'll halt the bold advance
Of Anubis's attack
There ain't a Goa'uld system lord
Who don't (bum bum) know Jack!
From the swarms of replicators
To the clutches of Nirrti
Gating 'round the galaxy
To defend humanity
For finding the perfect wisecrack
He always has a knack
Who pisses off the Goa'uld?
Damn right, it's Jack!