Author's notes: AHH! We're sososo sorry for not updating! But can ya blame us? We're slackers and lazy people. Heh. Anyways, here is the seventh chapter of Total Insanity for you!
Weapons are Fun
The next few days for the twins were spent working on homework and various other projects that their teachers had assigned. Jess and Carie had spent all their spare time in the dorms working like mad on all of it. Sometime that Monday, a very grumpy Jess slammed her GF studies textbook closed and looked at Carie.
"Insane. Insane, I tell you!!" she nearly shouted.
"Communism is workin' against us, Jess," Carie said, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Not just communists, Carie...Communists Nazis." She sighed. "First lesson of the day is," she looked at her schedule, "weapon training! Oh joy!! Weapons are fun."
"Yeah, um, Communists and Nazis hate each other. The theories behind them oppose the other so it really doesn't wok like that." Carie corrected causing her sister to glare. "But yeah, on a 'lighter' note." Carie agreed, "We should wreak some havoc at lunch or something. I've been itching for some punishment by Commander Leonhart."
"Excellent idea." Jess said with a smirk. "Let's plan on the way to class. Let's go." With that the girls grabbed their books and headed off toward class.
"Well," Jess started, "we get our weapons today...Right?" Carie nodded. "We still have those plastic Gunblades and fake blood pouches, right?" Again, her twin nodded. "You catchin' on?"
"Staged fight?" Carie asked.
"What else would we do with fake blood and Gunblades?" Jess asked sarcastically.
"Good point. And it's in 'Aunt' Quisty's class. So it'll be that much funnier. I never did like her all that much."
"Yeah, but Uncle Seifer was... DROOOOOOL..."
"MMMHMMM!"
They endured all of weapons training class, in which they tested out their new weapons. Jess and Carie had chosen the gunblade as planned. They sat next to each other and listened to Quistis drone on for a few more moments, then looking at each other, they nodded to signal the beginning of their 'reign of terror'. Jess got up and looked down at Carie when Quistis took her next pause.
"This Garden ain't big enough for the two of us," she said in a fake western accent.
Carie stood up as well. "And what're you gonna do 'bout it?" she asked in another fake western accent, poking Jess lightly in the shoulder with her blade.
The class stared in awe as the two sisters glared at each other. Quistis had gone rather pale as she too stared at the twins, not at all in awe. Jess reached down to her side and unsheathed a gunblade that looked stunningly real.
"I'm callin' you out."
"Draw at ten paces."
The twins took ten steps back away from each other and glared as some random student in the back yelled "DRAW!" Jess lunged forward and pierced Carie's heart with the gunblade. There was a round of gasps as Carie twitched violently and fell to the floor, blood pouring from her heart.
Jess wiped her brow as if it had been a long and tiring duel and turned to face the class. "This Garden ain't big enough for the two of us."
"Are you callin' me fat? BITCH!" Carie's supposedly dead body sprang back to life, met by some screeches from the class, and attacked Jess.
Blood spurted from the brunette's body as she let out a cry of pain. She staggered backwards and lashed out wildly at Carie. There was another eruption of blood as the darker haired girl fell to the floor once again. Jess grasped her heart, and she too fell over. She pretended to be dying, completely with tears and raspy breaths.
Quistis raced over to the two and knelt down between them. "Oh my Hyne! Are you okay?!"
"Tell...daddy...I love him....and tell...mommy...she's still...a communist." Jess's eyes fells shut and Quistis looked particularly faint.
"NNOO!!" She looked frantically between the two twins. She shook Carie, who popped one eye open.
"Dude, seriously you need to stop that! I'm trying to fake my own death here, for Hyne's sake!"
Jess suddenly sprung up and glared at Carie. "You son of a bitch! You ruined it!"
"Whoops..." her twin shrugged with fake remorse.
Quistis immediately got up and glared at them. Her face suddenly turned bright red. "Carie...Jess...Dincht...Commander's..." she sputtered. "GET OUT NOW!" she shrieked, pointing at the door.
The twins scrambled to their feet and ran to the door, trying to suppress a fit of laughter. Jess wiped some of the fake blood off her face after they were a good ways away from the classroom, then burst out laughing. Carie joined in as they made their way to the elevator.
"Fake blood pouches," Carie said after her fit of laughter had been subdued to a grin.
"Three gil," Jess added. "Fake Gunblades?"
"Twenty-five gil. The look on ol' Quisty's face?"
"Priceless!" they said in unison, stopping in front of the elevator.
"Think we should go get cleaned up before we go up there?" Jess said, trying to rub a spot of fake blood off her shirt.
Carie looked down at her shirt, and began to say something, but was cut off by an angry voice over the intercom.
"CARIE AND JESS DINCHT, REPEAT TO THE COMMANDER'S OFFICE, NOW!! I DO NOT NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF!"
"Guess not!" Jess said, attempting an innocent look as she jumped in the elevator.
Carie followed and hit the button to go to the third floor. "Well, looks like we finally get some punishment from Commander Leonhart." Jess licked her lips and nodded. "I'm up from cruel and unusual."
Weapons are Fun
The next few days for the twins were spent working on homework and various other projects that their teachers had assigned. Jess and Carie had spent all their spare time in the dorms working like mad on all of it. Sometime that Monday, a very grumpy Jess slammed her GF studies textbook closed and looked at Carie.
"Insane. Insane, I tell you!!" she nearly shouted.
"Communism is workin' against us, Jess," Carie said, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Not just communists, Carie...Communists Nazis." She sighed. "First lesson of the day is," she looked at her schedule, "weapon training! Oh joy!! Weapons are fun."
"Yeah, um, Communists and Nazis hate each other. The theories behind them oppose the other so it really doesn't wok like that." Carie corrected causing her sister to glare. "But yeah, on a 'lighter' note." Carie agreed, "We should wreak some havoc at lunch or something. I've been itching for some punishment by Commander Leonhart."
"Excellent idea." Jess said with a smirk. "Let's plan on the way to class. Let's go." With that the girls grabbed their books and headed off toward class.
"Well," Jess started, "we get our weapons today...Right?" Carie nodded. "We still have those plastic Gunblades and fake blood pouches, right?" Again, her twin nodded. "You catchin' on?"
"Staged fight?" Carie asked.
"What else would we do with fake blood and Gunblades?" Jess asked sarcastically.
"Good point. And it's in 'Aunt' Quisty's class. So it'll be that much funnier. I never did like her all that much."
"Yeah, but Uncle Seifer was... DROOOOOOL..."
"MMMHMMM!"
They endured all of weapons training class, in which they tested out their new weapons. Jess and Carie had chosen the gunblade as planned. They sat next to each other and listened to Quistis drone on for a few more moments, then looking at each other, they nodded to signal the beginning of their 'reign of terror'. Jess got up and looked down at Carie when Quistis took her next pause.
"This Garden ain't big enough for the two of us," she said in a fake western accent.
Carie stood up as well. "And what're you gonna do 'bout it?" she asked in another fake western accent, poking Jess lightly in the shoulder with her blade.
The class stared in awe as the two sisters glared at each other. Quistis had gone rather pale as she too stared at the twins, not at all in awe. Jess reached down to her side and unsheathed a gunblade that looked stunningly real.
"I'm callin' you out."
"Draw at ten paces."
The twins took ten steps back away from each other and glared as some random student in the back yelled "DRAW!" Jess lunged forward and pierced Carie's heart with the gunblade. There was a round of gasps as Carie twitched violently and fell to the floor, blood pouring from her heart.
Jess wiped her brow as if it had been a long and tiring duel and turned to face the class. "This Garden ain't big enough for the two of us."
"Are you callin' me fat? BITCH!" Carie's supposedly dead body sprang back to life, met by some screeches from the class, and attacked Jess.
Blood spurted from the brunette's body as she let out a cry of pain. She staggered backwards and lashed out wildly at Carie. There was another eruption of blood as the darker haired girl fell to the floor once again. Jess grasped her heart, and she too fell over. She pretended to be dying, completely with tears and raspy breaths.
Quistis raced over to the two and knelt down between them. "Oh my Hyne! Are you okay?!"
"Tell...daddy...I love him....and tell...mommy...she's still...a communist." Jess's eyes fells shut and Quistis looked particularly faint.
"NNOO!!" She looked frantically between the two twins. She shook Carie, who popped one eye open.
"Dude, seriously you need to stop that! I'm trying to fake my own death here, for Hyne's sake!"
Jess suddenly sprung up and glared at Carie. "You son of a bitch! You ruined it!"
"Whoops..." her twin shrugged with fake remorse.
Quistis immediately got up and glared at them. Her face suddenly turned bright red. "Carie...Jess...Dincht...Commander's..." she sputtered. "GET OUT NOW!" she shrieked, pointing at the door.
The twins scrambled to their feet and ran to the door, trying to suppress a fit of laughter. Jess wiped some of the fake blood off her face after they were a good ways away from the classroom, then burst out laughing. Carie joined in as they made their way to the elevator.
"Fake blood pouches," Carie said after her fit of laughter had been subdued to a grin.
"Three gil," Jess added. "Fake Gunblades?"
"Twenty-five gil. The look on ol' Quisty's face?"
"Priceless!" they said in unison, stopping in front of the elevator.
"Think we should go get cleaned up before we go up there?" Jess said, trying to rub a spot of fake blood off her shirt.
Carie looked down at her shirt, and began to say something, but was cut off by an angry voice over the intercom.
"CARIE AND JESS DINCHT, REPEAT TO THE COMMANDER'S OFFICE, NOW!! I DO NOT NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF!"
"Guess not!" Jess said, attempting an innocent look as she jumped in the elevator.
Carie followed and hit the button to go to the third floor. "Well, looks like we finally get some punishment from Commander Leonhart." Jess licked her lips and nodded. "I'm up from cruel and unusual."