Hey, It Killed The Cat
"Whatcha got there?" Bartleby asked, peering at Loki's left hand.
"Cursed gold," Loki replied. "Got it off a girl who got it off a
pirate."
"Give it back," Bartleby said, annoyed.
"What? No," Loki said. "I like it. It reminds me of our better
work."
Bartleby rolled his eyes and sighed exaggeratedly. "Do you really think
that we can get back into Heaven if we're cursed? Sort of a conflict of
interest there, you think?"
"This whole thing is a conflict of interest," Loki said. "And
besides, we're not cursed. Just it. And maybe the pirates--the girl wasn't too
clear on that."
"Give it back," Bartleby said firmly.
"Fine," Loki sighed. He snapped his fingers, and the coin was gone.
