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This one is sung to Jingle bells . R&R (no flaming please)
In the morning' mail, The sword orders arrive, When Totosai open them, His mouth fell open wide,
His hair stood up on end, The words he spoke were slew, Then he took Inu's swords, And broke them all in two.
He had a broadsword, A saber, A short sword, A Katana, too, A scimitar, A great sword, A Faberge, And the Tetsusaiga , too. The best swords you can hold.
Now Kagome is very mad, Shippo is very sad, They all wrote to Inu, That Totosai has been bad.
Now Kagome won't find shards, And she never brings Raman , And Inu knows that live is hard, Without the big, old swords.
A broadsword, A saber, A short sword, A Katana, too, A scimitar, A great sword, A Faberge, And the Tetsusaiga , too. The best swords you can hold.
Inu asked Kaede, Just what could he do, And he asked Miroku, "What course should I pursue?"
He asked the priest, And his wife, And much to his surprise, They all gave the same advise:
"Send an order for
A broadsword, A saber, A short sword, A Katana, too, A scimitar, A great sword, A Faberge, And the Tetsusaiga , too. The best swords you can hold."
This one is sung to Jingle bells . R&R (no flaming please)
In the morning' mail, The sword orders arrive, When Totosai open them, His mouth fell open wide,
His hair stood up on end, The words he spoke were slew, Then he took Inu's swords, And broke them all in two.
He had a broadsword, A saber, A short sword, A Katana, too, A scimitar, A great sword, A Faberge, And the Tetsusaiga , too. The best swords you can hold.
Now Kagome is very mad, Shippo is very sad, They all wrote to Inu, That Totosai has been bad.
Now Kagome won't find shards, And she never brings Raman , And Inu knows that live is hard, Without the big, old swords.
A broadsword, A saber, A short sword, A Katana, too, A scimitar, A great sword, A Faberge, And the Tetsusaiga , too. The best swords you can hold.
Inu asked Kaede, Just what could he do, And he asked Miroku, "What course should I pursue?"
He asked the priest, And his wife, And much to his surprise, They all gave the same advise:
"Send an order for
A broadsword, A saber, A short sword, A Katana, too, A scimitar, A great sword, A Faberge, And the Tetsusaiga , too. The best swords you can hold."