Kim Possible
"The worst mission ever."
Part 1: "Strange things stolen."
Kim lay on her bed reading a magazine about the hottest teen boys in America. Ron sat at Kim's computer searching stuff on the internet. Rufus, Ron's pet naked mole rat and best pal next to KP, was next to him. Rufus pointed and nodded when Ron looked at the screen. Kim got up to check what Ron was looking at. Ron, in a panic, almost destroyed Kim's monitor trying to shut it off so his best friend wouldn't see the images he was looking at.
Kim (arms crossed, one brow pressed on her eye while the other was raised.): Ron? What exactly were you looking at on my computer?
Ron (waving hand in the air panicking.): N-nothing, KP. I swear, I wasn't looking at anything bad!
Kim pushes Ron out of the way, she turns on the monitor to see just what Ron was looking at. She gasps as she sees just what he was looking at. Ron had his hands covering his eyes. Rufus was doing the same. Kim turns around mad as heck. Ron saw this and backed up slowly.
Kim (mad as hell.): Ron, why were you looking at naked mole rats on my computer, Especially the pornographic kind?
Ron (shaking his head and waving his hands.): Hey, Rufus just wanted to check out the girl Mole rats, he is at breeding age, you know.
Kim (waves a hand in the air, rolls her eyes while turning around.): What ever. Now come on, we got to get to the mall. I have to meet Monique at Club Banana.
Kim opens her door, walks out of the room. Ron just stays there, blinking. Ron walks out of the room and closes the door. He goes down stairs. Kim was in the kitchen getting something to drink. Ron comes in the kitchen. He looks at her, she offers her cup to him, he takes it and drinks it, wipes his mouth with his sleeve. Rufus peaks out of his hiding place inside Ron's pocket with eyes closed. He yawns.
Ron (Licking his hand and dragging it over his hair.): Sure hope Zita is there.
Kim (arms crossed, one eye brow raised.): I thought you liked Shego?
Ron (Nervous laugh, pulling collar.): Well, Shego is cute and all, but I doubt she'd go for me. She being a villain and all.
Kim (waving her hand as she was going to the door.): What ever. Come on, we're burning day light.
Ron (Rushes to the door knob before Kim can open it.) Allow me. (he opened the door for Kim and motions for her to go through.) After you, oh Kim.
Kim (flattered.): Why Ron, thank you ever so much.
Kim walks out of the house, as she leaves, Ron looks at her, he watches her ass wiggle, that really gets him on fire.
Ron (talking softly.): Man, she is one hot best friend that I have.
Rufus (popping out of his pocket.): Yeah, uh ah. (Rufus nods.)
At the Middleton mall, people were shopping for what ever they needed. Ron, and Kim walk along in the mall, passing stores like Maceys', J.C. Penny, and some other stores. They reach Club Banana where Monique was waiting. She had on a shirt that had a heart on it. Long pants.
Monique (waving Kim and Ron over to her.): What's up, Kim!
Kim (Giving Monique high five.): So, what do you wanna do, Monique?
(the Kimmunicator beeps.
Kim (taking out the kimmunicator.): What's the sitch, Wade?
Wade (appearing on the screen.): Kim, some one broke into a high level security lab deep in the heart of Navada.
Ron (looking over Kim.): It's not Drakken Again, is it?
Wade: afraid so, Ron.
Ron (smile on his face, licks his hand and passes it over his hair.): Shego, here I come.
Kim (annoyed by Ron.): Is it Area 51 again? Cause that giant puddle wasn't easy to beat.
Wade (thinking.) Hmmmm, well, it says here that the device stole was nothing more then a toilet and a few hammers.
Kim (one brow raised.): A toilet and a few hammers? Doesn't sound like Drakken's style.
Ron ( eye brow raised.): Yea, why would Drakken want a few hammers and a toilet?
Kim (looking at Monique.): Sorry, Monique, gotta go. Catch you later.
Monique (hung skim.): No prob, Kim. I have to work at Club Banana anyway.
Kim (turning the kimmunicator off.): Thanks, Bye Monique. Come on Ron.
Ron (acting all cool.): Well, I guess it's time to go see my future wife and beautiful arc foe of my partner.
Kim (pulling Ron off the screen.): Come on, Ron!
Monique just crosses her arms and smiles, she shakes her head.
Ron and Kim were on a really cool looking plane being flown by an army soldier.
Kim (looking at the soldier.): Thanks again for giving us a ride to Navada.
Soldier (smiling.): After you stopped my wife from killing me when I got home it's the least I could do for you, miss Possible.
Kim (waving her hand and turning her head.): No big!
They reach the desert base. Kim and Ron wave farewell to the soldier, then go inside, the guards let them in. They are brought to this small room with only 2 chairs. Kim sits on the one on the right and Ron the left. A light came on from the ceiling. Kim and Ron covered their eyes with their arms. Rufus came out of Ron's pocket wearing sun glasses.
Kim (talking while still covering her eyes.): Uh, hello? My name's Kim Possible. I'm here to investigate what was stolen from the base.
Voice (coming from the light.): Welcome Kim possible, I am General general, I have called you here because our most resent experiment was stolen. It was necessary that we lie about hammers and a toilet being stolen.
Kim (a little skeptical.): And why do you need us again? I mean, if it wasn't hammers and a toilet that was stolen, what was?
Voice (deep and mean.): Well, it was an experimental Gadget that was suppose to, uh, what did it do again?
Kim (brow raised up.): You don't know?
Voice (different then the one before.): Sorry about that, Ms. Possible. One of the Janitors wanted to play around a little. Ahem, now, the stolen project was designed to allow humans to live for ever, giving them immortality. We called it "the shadow project."
Kim (thinking.): So, Drakken stole it to make himself immortal. Interesting.
Voice (serious): there's just one problem with it.
Kim: And what problem is that?
Voice (clicking off, clicking on.): Sorry, miss Possible, but we've said too much.
Kim (getting up from her seat.): So, we've on our own on this one?
Voice: Yes.
Kim (passing by Ron.): Come on, Ron, let's go find Drakken.
Ron (getting up and walking a little bit. Stops, lifts his finger and with a happy smile.): And Shego, growl!
Rufus (popping out of Ron's pocket): Yeah!!
End of Chapter 1
\A/N: Ok, this chapter really reeks. I am still trying to get the story straight. If any of you have any suggestions about it let me know.
A/N 2: I do not own KP and/or other characters. Unless I created some in order to interact with KP.
"The worst mission ever."
Part 1: "Strange things stolen."
Kim lay on her bed reading a magazine about the hottest teen boys in America. Ron sat at Kim's computer searching stuff on the internet. Rufus, Ron's pet naked mole rat and best pal next to KP, was next to him. Rufus pointed and nodded when Ron looked at the screen. Kim got up to check what Ron was looking at. Ron, in a panic, almost destroyed Kim's monitor trying to shut it off so his best friend wouldn't see the images he was looking at.
Kim (arms crossed, one brow pressed on her eye while the other was raised.): Ron? What exactly were you looking at on my computer?
Ron (waving hand in the air panicking.): N-nothing, KP. I swear, I wasn't looking at anything bad!
Kim pushes Ron out of the way, she turns on the monitor to see just what Ron was looking at. She gasps as she sees just what he was looking at. Ron had his hands covering his eyes. Rufus was doing the same. Kim turns around mad as heck. Ron saw this and backed up slowly.
Kim (mad as hell.): Ron, why were you looking at naked mole rats on my computer, Especially the pornographic kind?
Ron (shaking his head and waving his hands.): Hey, Rufus just wanted to check out the girl Mole rats, he is at breeding age, you know.
Kim (waves a hand in the air, rolls her eyes while turning around.): What ever. Now come on, we got to get to the mall. I have to meet Monique at Club Banana.
Kim opens her door, walks out of the room. Ron just stays there, blinking. Ron walks out of the room and closes the door. He goes down stairs. Kim was in the kitchen getting something to drink. Ron comes in the kitchen. He looks at her, she offers her cup to him, he takes it and drinks it, wipes his mouth with his sleeve. Rufus peaks out of his hiding place inside Ron's pocket with eyes closed. He yawns.
Ron (Licking his hand and dragging it over his hair.): Sure hope Zita is there.
Kim (arms crossed, one eye brow raised.): I thought you liked Shego?
Ron (Nervous laugh, pulling collar.): Well, Shego is cute and all, but I doubt she'd go for me. She being a villain and all.
Kim (waving her hand as she was going to the door.): What ever. Come on, we're burning day light.
Ron (Rushes to the door knob before Kim can open it.) Allow me. (he opened the door for Kim and motions for her to go through.) After you, oh Kim.
Kim (flattered.): Why Ron, thank you ever so much.
Kim walks out of the house, as she leaves, Ron looks at her, he watches her ass wiggle, that really gets him on fire.
Ron (talking softly.): Man, she is one hot best friend that I have.
Rufus (popping out of his pocket.): Yeah, uh ah. (Rufus nods.)
At the Middleton mall, people were shopping for what ever they needed. Ron, and Kim walk along in the mall, passing stores like Maceys', J.C. Penny, and some other stores. They reach Club Banana where Monique was waiting. She had on a shirt that had a heart on it. Long pants.
Monique (waving Kim and Ron over to her.): What's up, Kim!
Kim (Giving Monique high five.): So, what do you wanna do, Monique?
(the Kimmunicator beeps.
Kim (taking out the kimmunicator.): What's the sitch, Wade?
Wade (appearing on the screen.): Kim, some one broke into a high level security lab deep in the heart of Navada.
Ron (looking over Kim.): It's not Drakken Again, is it?
Wade: afraid so, Ron.
Ron (smile on his face, licks his hand and passes it over his hair.): Shego, here I come.
Kim (annoyed by Ron.): Is it Area 51 again? Cause that giant puddle wasn't easy to beat.
Wade (thinking.) Hmmmm, well, it says here that the device stole was nothing more then a toilet and a few hammers.
Kim (one brow raised.): A toilet and a few hammers? Doesn't sound like Drakken's style.
Ron ( eye brow raised.): Yea, why would Drakken want a few hammers and a toilet?
Kim (looking at Monique.): Sorry, Monique, gotta go. Catch you later.
Monique (hung skim.): No prob, Kim. I have to work at Club Banana anyway.
Kim (turning the kimmunicator off.): Thanks, Bye Monique. Come on Ron.
Ron (acting all cool.): Well, I guess it's time to go see my future wife and beautiful arc foe of my partner.
Kim (pulling Ron off the screen.): Come on, Ron!
Monique just crosses her arms and smiles, she shakes her head.
Ron and Kim were on a really cool looking plane being flown by an army soldier.
Kim (looking at the soldier.): Thanks again for giving us a ride to Navada.
Soldier (smiling.): After you stopped my wife from killing me when I got home it's the least I could do for you, miss Possible.
Kim (waving her hand and turning her head.): No big!
They reach the desert base. Kim and Ron wave farewell to the soldier, then go inside, the guards let them in. They are brought to this small room with only 2 chairs. Kim sits on the one on the right and Ron the left. A light came on from the ceiling. Kim and Ron covered their eyes with their arms. Rufus came out of Ron's pocket wearing sun glasses.
Kim (talking while still covering her eyes.): Uh, hello? My name's Kim Possible. I'm here to investigate what was stolen from the base.
Voice (coming from the light.): Welcome Kim possible, I am General general, I have called you here because our most resent experiment was stolen. It was necessary that we lie about hammers and a toilet being stolen.
Kim (a little skeptical.): And why do you need us again? I mean, if it wasn't hammers and a toilet that was stolen, what was?
Voice (deep and mean.): Well, it was an experimental Gadget that was suppose to, uh, what did it do again?
Kim (brow raised up.): You don't know?
Voice (different then the one before.): Sorry about that, Ms. Possible. One of the Janitors wanted to play around a little. Ahem, now, the stolen project was designed to allow humans to live for ever, giving them immortality. We called it "the shadow project."
Kim (thinking.): So, Drakken stole it to make himself immortal. Interesting.
Voice (serious): there's just one problem with it.
Kim: And what problem is that?
Voice (clicking off, clicking on.): Sorry, miss Possible, but we've said too much.
Kim (getting up from her seat.): So, we've on our own on this one?
Voice: Yes.
Kim (passing by Ron.): Come on, Ron, let's go find Drakken.
Ron (getting up and walking a little bit. Stops, lifts his finger and with a happy smile.): And Shego, growl!
Rufus (popping out of Ron's pocket): Yeah!!
End of Chapter 1
\A/N: Ok, this chapter really reeks. I am still trying to get the story straight. If any of you have any suggestions about it let me know.
A/N 2: I do not own KP and/or other characters. Unless I created some in order to interact with KP.