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R&R (no flaming please)

Kirara's rigged and ready , and they'll soon be up and gone , Kirara's really foolish, She thinks nothing can go wrong,

But a wise and cautious Sango says, You better just beware, Disaster can strike quickly, Out in the cold night air.

It was late on the eve of her birthday, There running right on time, Kirara looking good, And Sango feeling fine.

But the house that they headed for, Had a half moon on the door, That made Sango sore, And she began to roar.

I said "The Shimit house!" (Chorus) She said "The Shimit house!" (Chorus) Not the house with the half moon on the door! I said "The Shimit house!" (Chorus) She said "The Shimit house!" Guess you can't find good help anymore.

Well, the outhouse trip was urgent, And Kaede made it in great haste, But she barely settled in, When Kirara hit the place.

The crash was heard for a mile, And the house went down in style, But when Kaede heard blast, She was buried in the pile.

I said "The Shimit house!" (Chorus) She said "The Shimit house!" (Chorus) Not the house with the half moon on the door! I said "The Shimit house!" (Chorus) She said "The Shimit house!" Guess you can't find good help anymore.

Kaede got embarrassed , Quickly grabbed her hat and coat, As she headed down the path, these were the words she spoke, "I've never been to timid, Or meek as a mouse, But I'm glad I didn't do that in the 'house'! "

I said "The Shimit house!" (Chorus) She said "The Shimit house!" (Chorus) Not the house with the half moon on the door! I said "The Shimit house!" (Chorus) She said "The Shimit house!" Guess you can't find good help anymore.

"I swear, this demon can't find the dark in the middle of the night!"

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