"The Worse Mission Ever."
Part 3: "Meeting of the villains."
Drakken stood at the door, trying to think about what to say when he got in there. He was dressed in his usual blue jacket with belt around it to keep it on. He goes into the door. It was a room with one. Big, round table. All the villains sat around it. There was Duff Killigan, Monkey Fist, DN Amy, and Shego. Shego was filling her nails as usual.
Drakken (clearing his throat.): I have called you all here today to discuss some wonderful news, and when I say wonderful, I mean wonderful for us, not Kim Possible.
Monkey Fist (Slamming a fist on the table.): Well, I sure hope she had a really bad accident or somethin'
Drakken (A bit sad.): *Sigh*, Kim's side-kick died a few hours ago while trying to stop my plans for immortality.
All the villains looked surprised at this. They all begin to laugh at this. Drakken and Shego are the only ones not laughing
Shego (getting up and slamming her fiery fist on the table.): Will you dumb asses have some respect for the dead?!!!! I mean, sure, Kim will be vulnerable for awhile, but I'd rather fight her at her best then fight her and win easily.
Duff (Scottish voice.): Are you stupid, lass? This is our opportunity to get back at Kim Possible. We could crush her like a little bug.
Monkey fist (pointing to Duff.): I'm with the mad golfer on this one.
DN Amy (thinking for a second.): Hmmm, I sure hope that little naked mole rat of his is alright. I want to use him to make my ultimate mutant!!! Mwa,ah,ha,ha!!!!
Drakken (looking at Shego, head in his hand.(: It's hopeless, Shego.
Shego (getting a head ache.): Man, these people are giving me a head ache.
Duff (hands together.): I say we go to Kim Possible's house and beat her in her sleep.
Shewgo (one eye brow raised.): Do you have any idea how coward that is?
Duff (blinking a few times.): Well, I mean, if we want to get rid of her, we have to do something.
Drakken (slamming his fist on the table.): For now, we shall do nothing. We'll take a vacation. With her side Kick dead, she'll need time to recuperate. If any other villain besides us causes trouble, we'll stop them. I want Kim to take time to get through this. Anyone object to this? \
They all give Drakken an annoyed look.
Drakken (walking around the table.): Look, I'm all for killing Kim possible when she's down, but we need to respect the side-kicks. We need to learn from this. (He gets to Shego and puts one hand on her shoulder.) Today, it was Kim Possible's sidekick, tomorrow could be one of ours. (looks at the other villains and remembers that none of them had side kicks.) Ok, I just realized that I'm the only one in this room to have a side-kick.
Monkey Fist (looking down sadly.): You know, Drakken, you're right. I'd hate to loose any of my monkey ninjas in a horrible death.
Duff (Sniffin.): That is really touching, Monkey Fist, really touching. (takes a tissue and blows his nose.)
Drakken (looking around the room.): So it's agree, we don't do anything until we're sure that Kim is at 100% efficiency and able to kick our butts in a fair fight. We may be villains, but we're not barbarians. Also, we'll stop who ever tried to cause trouble.
(Drakken puts his hand over the table.)
Drakken (Habd stretched out over the table.): Come on, put all your hands on mine.
(All the villains put their hands over Drakken's. Shego does the same.)
Monkey fist (sniffing, a smile on his face.): For Kim's goofy side kick.
Duff (also sniffing, sad expression on his face.): For the goofy side kick.
DN Amy: For the Naked Mole Rat.
Shego (a sad look on her face.): For Kim's Side-kick!
Meanwhile, far away, in a shadow world, A being covered by the darkness watched as this went on. An evil Grin on his face. He turns off the monitor. And begins to laugh maniacally.
End of Part 3
A/n: I seem to be having a trouble with uploading chapters, I'll get to fixing it right away.
A/n #2: Whoa, can you believe the Kim Possible Villians are actually going to try to help Kim deal with her problem? WOW! What nice villains. Sorry this was so short.
Part 3: "Meeting of the villains."
Drakken stood at the door, trying to think about what to say when he got in there. He was dressed in his usual blue jacket with belt around it to keep it on. He goes into the door. It was a room with one. Big, round table. All the villains sat around it. There was Duff Killigan, Monkey Fist, DN Amy, and Shego. Shego was filling her nails as usual.
Drakken (clearing his throat.): I have called you all here today to discuss some wonderful news, and when I say wonderful, I mean wonderful for us, not Kim Possible.
Monkey Fist (Slamming a fist on the table.): Well, I sure hope she had a really bad accident or somethin'
Drakken (A bit sad.): *Sigh*, Kim's side-kick died a few hours ago while trying to stop my plans for immortality.
All the villains looked surprised at this. They all begin to laugh at this. Drakken and Shego are the only ones not laughing
Shego (getting up and slamming her fiery fist on the table.): Will you dumb asses have some respect for the dead?!!!! I mean, sure, Kim will be vulnerable for awhile, but I'd rather fight her at her best then fight her and win easily.
Duff (Scottish voice.): Are you stupid, lass? This is our opportunity to get back at Kim Possible. We could crush her like a little bug.
Monkey fist (pointing to Duff.): I'm with the mad golfer on this one.
DN Amy (thinking for a second.): Hmmm, I sure hope that little naked mole rat of his is alright. I want to use him to make my ultimate mutant!!! Mwa,ah,ha,ha!!!!
Drakken (looking at Shego, head in his hand.(: It's hopeless, Shego.
Shego (getting a head ache.): Man, these people are giving me a head ache.
Duff (hands together.): I say we go to Kim Possible's house and beat her in her sleep.
Shewgo (one eye brow raised.): Do you have any idea how coward that is?
Duff (blinking a few times.): Well, I mean, if we want to get rid of her, we have to do something.
Drakken (slamming his fist on the table.): For now, we shall do nothing. We'll take a vacation. With her side Kick dead, she'll need time to recuperate. If any other villain besides us causes trouble, we'll stop them. I want Kim to take time to get through this. Anyone object to this? \
They all give Drakken an annoyed look.
Drakken (walking around the table.): Look, I'm all for killing Kim possible when she's down, but we need to respect the side-kicks. We need to learn from this. (He gets to Shego and puts one hand on her shoulder.) Today, it was Kim Possible's sidekick, tomorrow could be one of ours. (looks at the other villains and remembers that none of them had side kicks.) Ok, I just realized that I'm the only one in this room to have a side-kick.
Monkey Fist (looking down sadly.): You know, Drakken, you're right. I'd hate to loose any of my monkey ninjas in a horrible death.
Duff (Sniffin.): That is really touching, Monkey Fist, really touching. (takes a tissue and blows his nose.)
Drakken (looking around the room.): So it's agree, we don't do anything until we're sure that Kim is at 100% efficiency and able to kick our butts in a fair fight. We may be villains, but we're not barbarians. Also, we'll stop who ever tried to cause trouble.
(Drakken puts his hand over the table.)
Drakken (Habd stretched out over the table.): Come on, put all your hands on mine.
(All the villains put their hands over Drakken's. Shego does the same.)
Monkey fist (sniffing, a smile on his face.): For Kim's goofy side kick.
Duff (also sniffing, sad expression on his face.): For the goofy side kick.
DN Amy: For the Naked Mole Rat.
Shego (a sad look on her face.): For Kim's Side-kick!
Meanwhile, far away, in a shadow world, A being covered by the darkness watched as this went on. An evil Grin on his face. He turns off the monitor. And begins to laugh maniacally.
End of Part 3
A/n: I seem to be having a trouble with uploading chapters, I'll get to fixing it right away.
A/n #2: Whoa, can you believe the Kim Possible Villians are actually going to try to help Kim deal with her problem? WOW! What nice villains. Sorry this was so short.