Chapter 9: Peru.
A/N: the AIM names used are REAL, and if you see them online, feel free to chat. [all real chatting done is not subject to censor laws, and is done at the IM'ers own risk. . . .] And oh yeah, this is DAY 5, if you have been counting with us. Let's hope that you have. Yes. And this chapter gets a bit random, cuz we figure the guys need to go fight something. . .and we are pretty tired. We don't know why. We just are.
Disclaimer: We are stealing a little from Harry Potter #5, a little from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a bunch of AOL software stuff, and Peru. Yes, the entire country. We apologize. We just had to, you know? WE HAD TO!! Oh yeah, we steal from Snoop Dogg too. LBC pride. And Pokèmon. Again. And Cowboy Bebop, because you weren't getting enough in your chapterly Ed'n'Ein doses. And Powerpuff Girls.
Ein: ¡SQUEAK!
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THE NEXT MORNING, after Flash had already been surfing the web for several hours..
[***FlashMe141523 has entered Chat Room 102849692349023768***]
[DianaMovesFast has left the room.]
FlashMe141523: Hey girls!
Hyperflamingo43: you want to see my webcam?
FlashMe141523: YES PLEASE.
Hyperflamingo43: too bad.
Chunkymunky241: geez, you guys are so lame. This sucks.
[Chunkymunky241 has left the room.]
FlashMe141523: Just you and me, hyper babe. . .
[AngelWithMace has entered the room.]
FlashMe141523: we should make the most of our time.
AngelWithMace: what time?
FlashMe141523: oh, hi. . .your royal hawkness. . . . .
Hyperflamingo43: I like cheese.
AngelWithMace: . . . um. . .
FlashMe141523: lol rofl lmao lmfao. . .j/k.
[GreenHotNSexy has entered the room.]
GreenHotNSexy: what's the shizzle my nizzle?
Hyperflamingo43: the izzle off the fizzle. yo mama in a bizzle bezizzle walmizzle.
AngelWithMace: . . .
FlashMe141523: come again?
Hyperflamingo43: with the homizzles from the wezzizzle sidizzle.
AngelWithMace: are you sure. . . .?
GreenHotNSexy: shizzle.
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ DOCTOR'S OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN METROPOLIS
"Mrs. Kent, the doctor will see you now," said a kindly nurse in her funky white outfit.
Lois stood up and followed Nurse Carr, Snapper Carr's best friend's brother's sister's friend who knew this guy who was going with this girl, into the pre-natal care place area thingie.
"Right over here, Examination Room 7. Just make yourself comfortable, the doctor will be along shortly."
"Thank you," replied Lois. She sat on the examination bed, and was contemplating to herself when Doctor Carr [the girl who was going with the guy] walked in.
"Hello, Lois. I hope everything is going well with you. All right, how far along are we?"
"Almost two months."
Doctor Carr proceeded to examine Lois, making sure her cholesterol and blood pressure levels were normal, white blood cell count was fine, and all that stuff that doctors do to make sure the lady and her baby are okay. When she finished, Lois left, but as she was walking back out through the waiting area, she noticed the television was on, and Snapper Carr's roguishly handsome face filled the screen.
"Apparently there is an earthquake occurring in Moquegua, Peru at this VERY MOMENT. Seismologists do not understand what is causing this, as volcanic plate movement in the area seems to be inactive at this time. Pedro Carr is at the scene."
The scene changed to show a man that looked like Snapper, only browner. "Hola Snapper, el terremoto aparece estar crescendo, y nosotros pensamos que lo es una resulta del . . . del . . . ¡PATO ENORME DETRÁS DE MÍ! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡AAAAIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!. . . . .This is Pedro Carr, back to you, Snapper."
Snapper looked confused. He then put a couple fingers up to his earpiece, and said, "THIS JUST IN: Pato Enorme means 'Giant Duck.' That is all. And now for waterskiing budgies."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ WATCHTOWER LIVING ROOM
Diana made her way from the bathroom into the living room, where most of the Justice League was already conglobulated. She, Hawkgirl, Green Lantern, and Flash were grouped around Troop Leader Superman.
"Okay Scouts, . . .er. . .guys. . .and girls. . . we need to go beat this duck. Beat it into the ground. Stay away from the bill; it can get pretty pointy. Be on your guard, because I have no idea how a duck got to be this big. Let's go to the Javelin."
They filed down the corridor to the docking bay, and all proceeded to get into the ship. As they were putting on their safety belts, GL commented, "Hey, shouldn't we leave someone behind to watch the Watchtower?"
Flash replied, "Nah, it'll be fine. No one is dumb enough to break into our place. . ."
And with that, they were off to Peru!
They arrived in Moquegua a short time later, but when they got out of their jet to confront the duck [it was a little obvious where it was], GL gave a start, and said confusedly, "That's a giant--"
"--Psyduck!" finished Flash. "Dammit, where's the Martian when you need him? He has my Pikachu!"
Superman merely quirked an eyebrow and the two ladies just looked at each other in bewilderment.
Flash looked at the MAN OF STEEL like he was a stupid git. "Don't you know anything? You need an electric Pokèmon to counter Psyduck! Duh. . ."
"Good to know," commented Hawkgirl. She smiled at the idea of Flash being smarter than ANYONE . . . granted, it was an unusual situation, but still. . .he had potential.
Diana looked at the staring Hawkgirl and mouthed the words, "You think it was him?" and Hawkgirl could only shrug her shoulders, unsure. The door to the Javelin-7 was open, and the group could hear strains of the song "Tank," part of Superman's hip Japanese jazz collection. [FYI: that is the song that is in the opening credits of "Cowboy Bebop."]
Diana said to no one, "Batman would know what to do if he were here . . ." **Hmm . . . Batman . . . mmm . . . Batman . . .**
Superman agreed, adding, "He always has useful gadgets . . . and stuff . . ." **She's thinking about Bruce again, I know it. . .But I don't care! I am happily married! I shouldn't care . . .**
Hawkgirl included her two bits, saying, "Yes. But maybe if we connect to a power line we could electrocute the duck . . ." **It has to be one of them. I doubt it was J'Onn, because I think I'd remember doing a guy that doesn't really have normal Earth man equipment. . .**
"Yeah, that might work," said Flash. ** If I think about J'Onn really hard, will he hear me? J'Onn? J'ONN YOU BASTARD BRING ME PIKACHU. Charizard wouldn't harm a Psyduck, and God she looks hot. Peruvian sun is good to her . . . and Chancy is worse than useless. Damn, my feet are big. That explains things.**
Green Lantern noticed that his teammates were looking a little spacey, so he shouted "COME ON" and leapt into the air, enshrouded in his green aura. The group broke from their thoughts, and the other three fliers joined GL in the air, while Flash ran on the ground below. They progressed to the large duck, and Superman yelled out, "FORMATION C!!"
"Which one is that?" asked Diana.
"Rookie . . ." muttered Green Lantern with a smile. He was fond of her, even if she was a bit of a ditz.
Hawkgirl gave him a LOOK and said, "It means we wing it." [Haha. No pun intended. ^_^]
"Oh. But I don't have wings . . ." commented Diana, which caused everyone in earshot to look at her incredulously.
"Geez Diana, what are you? New?" GL's joking, guys. Watch out . . .
Hawkgirl's eyes widened. ** OMG he's FLIRTING with her! On a mission. Crap. Batman's gonna kick his ass. I'M gonna kick his ass.**
Flash tapped his foot impatiently as he stood at the foot of the towering duckie, and said "Okay guys, are we gonna beat this thing or not?"
"PIKACHU!!!" yelled a squeaky little girl's voice from up above. Random.
The four fliers looked across the sky and saw pastel pink, blue, and green dots. The one who yelled had little blonde pigtails. [Okay guys, if you don't get it by now, those are the Powerpuff girls.]
Superman was confused. "Hey, I thought you guys only worked Townsville . . ."
Buttercup yelled back, "Well someone has to cover your butts, slackers!"
"You little punk! I oughta give you a nice big swirlie!" Flash yelled up to the group in the sky.
"Flash, she's 4 years old . . ." Diana called down to him.
"Well we can still whoop stuff when we need to!" retorted Blossom.
"Which is more than we can say for you!" added the angry little green preschooler, Buttercup.
Meanwhile, Bubbles was corralling her yellow monkey bunny creature thingie into electrocuting the large yellow duckie platypus looking thingie. Ah, Bubbles. And the locals were looking a bit frightened of the superhero smackdown that was about to commence.
A very sexy local named Jaime Bohl said, "Hey, could you guys try to stop the Pato. . . ¿por favor?"
The DC superpals stopped trading insults with the not-yet-school-aged girls long enough to look down, realize they were being a bit dumb, and assumed positions around the duck thing. Flash ran around the fowl, trying not to trip on the pieces of broken adobe lying about. Psyduck stopped his frantic waddling [which caused the earthquake!] to hold his head in his hands and yell, "DIZZY." At least, that's what we think he did because we don't really watch the show. Chunks' sister just collects the cards.
Well, in the end, the day was saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls and Bubbles' growing obsession with Japanese cartoons. Pikachu electrocuted Psyduck, Superman and Wonder Woman retrieved Peruvians from under the rubble, GL used his ring to help rebuild what buildings he could, Hawkgirl used her kitchen skillz to cook the really big duck, even though she felt really bad about doing that to a BIRD[-like thing]and Flash caught up on his Spanish. . . pick-up lines. Then the whole group handed out bits of roasted duck to as many of the populace as they could.
Then, when all the duck was given out and there was none left for them, the Justice League bid adieu to the small girls and went back to the Watchtower, where they ate more fishsticks. They really like them, what can we say. . .
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ MEANWHILE:
"Mr. ElVerde, can you just remove your pants?"
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A/N: So. . . how you like THEM apples? Geez, you guys must be pissed at us! We are tinkering with all the stuff that is supposed to be held sacred, and we LIKE it.
Yeah, we like ripped off how many things in this chapter? Jeez, you'd think someone would have sued us by now . . . We really hope they don't, cuz we don't have that much money [and what we have we would like to keep and use at the Anime Expo this Saturday] and we don't really mean anything by our stealing. We DO try to give credit where credit is due, however. So if we stole from you, and didn't give you credit, TELL US, and we will decide if you are worthy enough to be mentioned. Or if you are lying. Good plan. AND NOW: the list of which anime guys we prefer!
Zippy: VASH!!!, Gohan, SPIKE, Batman (not anime but whatevuh), and the tall dark and handsome AOSHI!!! I love them all. PLUS: honorable mention to: Trunks, Knives, Legato, and everyone that Chunks mentions.
Chunks: Wolfwood, Sanosuke, Vegeta, Miroku, InuYasha, Gene Starwind, Brad Hunter, Irvine, Kyoji Kasshu, Domon Kasshu, and so many others that I can't remember them all!!!!!!!
Wow, can you imagine if you had all those guys in a room together? THEY'D KILL EACH OTHER. Or get really, really drunk together. Whatever. Anyway, we had fun with this chapter here, especially with all the plagiarism. Plagiarism is fun. So if you like what we've been doing so far, TELL US! Because there seems to be a shortage of responsive reviewers around here . . . and we don't work charity, people.
Anyway, until next time, ZIPPY LOVES YOU ALL. [but only until next time . . .]
Ed and Ein are squeaking. Hey, it's a theme. Go with it.
And Chunks is passed out on the floor with her Spanish dictionary.
~¡¡REVIEW!!~
A/N: the AIM names used are REAL, and if you see them online, feel free to chat. [all real chatting done is not subject to censor laws, and is done at the IM'ers own risk. . . .] And oh yeah, this is DAY 5, if you have been counting with us. Let's hope that you have. Yes. And this chapter gets a bit random, cuz we figure the guys need to go fight something. . .and we are pretty tired. We don't know why. We just are.
Disclaimer: We are stealing a little from Harry Potter #5, a little from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a bunch of AOL software stuff, and Peru. Yes, the entire country. We apologize. We just had to, you know? WE HAD TO!! Oh yeah, we steal from Snoop Dogg too. LBC pride. And Pokèmon. Again. And Cowboy Bebop, because you weren't getting enough in your chapterly Ed'n'Ein doses. And Powerpuff Girls.
Ein: ¡SQUEAK!
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THE NEXT MORNING, after Flash had already been surfing the web for several hours..
[***FlashMe141523 has entered Chat Room 102849692349023768***]
[DianaMovesFast has left the room.]
FlashMe141523: Hey girls!
Hyperflamingo43: you want to see my webcam?
FlashMe141523: YES PLEASE.
Hyperflamingo43: too bad.
Chunkymunky241: geez, you guys are so lame. This sucks.
[Chunkymunky241 has left the room.]
FlashMe141523: Just you and me, hyper babe. . .
[AngelWithMace has entered the room.]
FlashMe141523: we should make the most of our time.
AngelWithMace: what time?
FlashMe141523: oh, hi. . .your royal hawkness. . . . .
Hyperflamingo43: I like cheese.
AngelWithMace: . . . um. . .
FlashMe141523: lol rofl lmao lmfao. . .j/k.
[GreenHotNSexy has entered the room.]
GreenHotNSexy: what's the shizzle my nizzle?
Hyperflamingo43: the izzle off the fizzle. yo mama in a bizzle bezizzle walmizzle.
AngelWithMace: . . .
FlashMe141523: come again?
Hyperflamingo43: with the homizzles from the wezzizzle sidizzle.
AngelWithMace: are you sure. . . .?
GreenHotNSexy: shizzle.
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ DOCTOR'S OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN METROPOLIS
"Mrs. Kent, the doctor will see you now," said a kindly nurse in her funky white outfit.
Lois stood up and followed Nurse Carr, Snapper Carr's best friend's brother's sister's friend who knew this guy who was going with this girl, into the pre-natal care place area thingie.
"Right over here, Examination Room 7. Just make yourself comfortable, the doctor will be along shortly."
"Thank you," replied Lois. She sat on the examination bed, and was contemplating to herself when Doctor Carr [the girl who was going with the guy] walked in.
"Hello, Lois. I hope everything is going well with you. All right, how far along are we?"
"Almost two months."
Doctor Carr proceeded to examine Lois, making sure her cholesterol and blood pressure levels were normal, white blood cell count was fine, and all that stuff that doctors do to make sure the lady and her baby are okay. When she finished, Lois left, but as she was walking back out through the waiting area, she noticed the television was on, and Snapper Carr's roguishly handsome face filled the screen.
"Apparently there is an earthquake occurring in Moquegua, Peru at this VERY MOMENT. Seismologists do not understand what is causing this, as volcanic plate movement in the area seems to be inactive at this time. Pedro Carr is at the scene."
The scene changed to show a man that looked like Snapper, only browner. "Hola Snapper, el terremoto aparece estar crescendo, y nosotros pensamos que lo es una resulta del . . . del . . . ¡PATO ENORME DETRÁS DE MÍ! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡AAAAIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!. . . . .This is Pedro Carr, back to you, Snapper."
Snapper looked confused. He then put a couple fingers up to his earpiece, and said, "THIS JUST IN: Pato Enorme means 'Giant Duck.' That is all. And now for waterskiing budgies."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ WATCHTOWER LIVING ROOM
Diana made her way from the bathroom into the living room, where most of the Justice League was already conglobulated. She, Hawkgirl, Green Lantern, and Flash were grouped around Troop Leader Superman.
"Okay Scouts, . . .er. . .guys. . .and girls. . . we need to go beat this duck. Beat it into the ground. Stay away from the bill; it can get pretty pointy. Be on your guard, because I have no idea how a duck got to be this big. Let's go to the Javelin."
They filed down the corridor to the docking bay, and all proceeded to get into the ship. As they were putting on their safety belts, GL commented, "Hey, shouldn't we leave someone behind to watch the Watchtower?"
Flash replied, "Nah, it'll be fine. No one is dumb enough to break into our place. . ."
And with that, they were off to Peru!
They arrived in Moquegua a short time later, but when they got out of their jet to confront the duck [it was a little obvious where it was], GL gave a start, and said confusedly, "That's a giant--"
"--Psyduck!" finished Flash. "Dammit, where's the Martian when you need him? He has my Pikachu!"
Superman merely quirked an eyebrow and the two ladies just looked at each other in bewilderment.
Flash looked at the MAN OF STEEL like he was a stupid git. "Don't you know anything? You need an electric Pokèmon to counter Psyduck! Duh. . ."
"Good to know," commented Hawkgirl. She smiled at the idea of Flash being smarter than ANYONE . . . granted, it was an unusual situation, but still. . .he had potential.
Diana looked at the staring Hawkgirl and mouthed the words, "You think it was him?" and Hawkgirl could only shrug her shoulders, unsure. The door to the Javelin-7 was open, and the group could hear strains of the song "Tank," part of Superman's hip Japanese jazz collection. [FYI: that is the song that is in the opening credits of "Cowboy Bebop."]
Diana said to no one, "Batman would know what to do if he were here . . ." **Hmm . . . Batman . . . mmm . . . Batman . . .**
Superman agreed, adding, "He always has useful gadgets . . . and stuff . . ." **She's thinking about Bruce again, I know it. . .But I don't care! I am happily married! I shouldn't care . . .**
Hawkgirl included her two bits, saying, "Yes. But maybe if we connect to a power line we could electrocute the duck . . ." **It has to be one of them. I doubt it was J'Onn, because I think I'd remember doing a guy that doesn't really have normal Earth man equipment. . .**
"Yeah, that might work," said Flash. ** If I think about J'Onn really hard, will he hear me? J'Onn? J'ONN YOU BASTARD BRING ME PIKACHU. Charizard wouldn't harm a Psyduck, and God she looks hot. Peruvian sun is good to her . . . and Chancy is worse than useless. Damn, my feet are big. That explains things.**
Green Lantern noticed that his teammates were looking a little spacey, so he shouted "COME ON" and leapt into the air, enshrouded in his green aura. The group broke from their thoughts, and the other three fliers joined GL in the air, while Flash ran on the ground below. They progressed to the large duck, and Superman yelled out, "FORMATION C!!"
"Which one is that?" asked Diana.
"Rookie . . ." muttered Green Lantern with a smile. He was fond of her, even if she was a bit of a ditz.
Hawkgirl gave him a LOOK and said, "It means we wing it." [Haha. No pun intended. ^_^]
"Oh. But I don't have wings . . ." commented Diana, which caused everyone in earshot to look at her incredulously.
"Geez Diana, what are you? New?" GL's joking, guys. Watch out . . .
Hawkgirl's eyes widened. ** OMG he's FLIRTING with her! On a mission. Crap. Batman's gonna kick his ass. I'M gonna kick his ass.**
Flash tapped his foot impatiently as he stood at the foot of the towering duckie, and said "Okay guys, are we gonna beat this thing or not?"
"PIKACHU!!!" yelled a squeaky little girl's voice from up above. Random.
The four fliers looked across the sky and saw pastel pink, blue, and green dots. The one who yelled had little blonde pigtails. [Okay guys, if you don't get it by now, those are the Powerpuff girls.]
Superman was confused. "Hey, I thought you guys only worked Townsville . . ."
Buttercup yelled back, "Well someone has to cover your butts, slackers!"
"You little punk! I oughta give you a nice big swirlie!" Flash yelled up to the group in the sky.
"Flash, she's 4 years old . . ." Diana called down to him.
"Well we can still whoop stuff when we need to!" retorted Blossom.
"Which is more than we can say for you!" added the angry little green preschooler, Buttercup.
Meanwhile, Bubbles was corralling her yellow monkey bunny creature thingie into electrocuting the large yellow duckie platypus looking thingie. Ah, Bubbles. And the locals were looking a bit frightened of the superhero smackdown that was about to commence.
A very sexy local named Jaime Bohl said, "Hey, could you guys try to stop the Pato. . . ¿por favor?"
The DC superpals stopped trading insults with the not-yet-school-aged girls long enough to look down, realize they were being a bit dumb, and assumed positions around the duck thing. Flash ran around the fowl, trying not to trip on the pieces of broken adobe lying about. Psyduck stopped his frantic waddling [which caused the earthquake!] to hold his head in his hands and yell, "DIZZY." At least, that's what we think he did because we don't really watch the show. Chunks' sister just collects the cards.
Well, in the end, the day was saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls and Bubbles' growing obsession with Japanese cartoons. Pikachu electrocuted Psyduck, Superman and Wonder Woman retrieved Peruvians from under the rubble, GL used his ring to help rebuild what buildings he could, Hawkgirl used her kitchen skillz to cook the really big duck, even though she felt really bad about doing that to a BIRD[-like thing]and Flash caught up on his Spanish. . . pick-up lines. Then the whole group handed out bits of roasted duck to as many of the populace as they could.
Then, when all the duck was given out and there was none left for them, the Justice League bid adieu to the small girls and went back to the Watchtower, where they ate more fishsticks. They really like them, what can we say. . .
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ MEANWHILE:
"Mr. ElVerde, can you just remove your pants?"
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A/N: So. . . how you like THEM apples? Geez, you guys must be pissed at us! We are tinkering with all the stuff that is supposed to be held sacred, and we LIKE it.
Yeah, we like ripped off how many things in this chapter? Jeez, you'd think someone would have sued us by now . . . We really hope they don't, cuz we don't have that much money [and what we have we would like to keep and use at the Anime Expo this Saturday] and we don't really mean anything by our stealing. We DO try to give credit where credit is due, however. So if we stole from you, and didn't give you credit, TELL US, and we will decide if you are worthy enough to be mentioned. Or if you are lying. Good plan. AND NOW: the list of which anime guys we prefer!
Zippy: VASH!!!, Gohan, SPIKE, Batman (not anime but whatevuh), and the tall dark and handsome AOSHI!!! I love them all. PLUS: honorable mention to: Trunks, Knives, Legato, and everyone that Chunks mentions.
Chunks: Wolfwood, Sanosuke, Vegeta, Miroku, InuYasha, Gene Starwind, Brad Hunter, Irvine, Kyoji Kasshu, Domon Kasshu, and so many others that I can't remember them all!!!!!!!
Wow, can you imagine if you had all those guys in a room together? THEY'D KILL EACH OTHER. Or get really, really drunk together. Whatever. Anyway, we had fun with this chapter here, especially with all the plagiarism. Plagiarism is fun. So if you like what we've been doing so far, TELL US! Because there seems to be a shortage of responsive reviewers around here . . . and we don't work charity, people.
Anyway, until next time, ZIPPY LOVES YOU ALL. [but only until next time . . .]
Ed and Ein are squeaking. Hey, it's a theme. Go with it.
And Chunks is passed out on the floor with her Spanish dictionary.
~¡¡REVIEW!!~