My sister wrote this one day and I thought it was really funny so I figured I'd share it with all of you. This is her telling it from Shippou's point-of-view. Enjoy:
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Kagome was just your average Japanese high school girl.
She went to school and had Homo fallow her around and then she would show everyone her underwear because her skirt was as long as my index finger.
Then she fell down a well and met Inu yasha who has the hots for her.
Then the monk came along and grabbed her butt, then she jumped into Inu's arms and Inu got all warm inside. Not all cold, like when he touches Kikiyo or however you spell her stupid name
Then they met Sango, who Inu was afraid of.
Then the Monk had the hots for her, except when he saw another woman.
Then one day they meat a wolf with a skirt that was as long as my middle finger and he liked Kagome, then Inu got a case of the Jealousy buggie
O yea, they were looking for the shicon Jewel because Kagome was retarded and broke it
O and Sess, he loves Rin! Then he got arrested for kissing the 7 year old girl
then Inu Yasha danced like a monkey-
*Inu hits Shippou and yells* STICK TO THE SKRIP YOU LITTLE ASS!
Kagome: LEAVE HIM ALONE! *Inu gets hit with bike*
Monk: Sango, let me feel you up.
Sango: DIE! *hits Monk with Kirara*
Shippou: Aww, love is in the air *Inu pulls Shippou into fight*
Shippou: WAHHHHHHHH! *inu get hit with bike and is laying on floor twiching*
Monk is um...... somewhere? *Kagome and Sango walk off with Kirara and Shippou*
Me: Hey wait! Wait! You can't leave! Stop!
Fine!
Me: Screw you guys, I'm going to look for a new job!
End