I Need A Girl

Chapter 2: Day 2 - The Restaurant - Part 1

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Disclaimer: This chapter (and only this chapter) is going to be a crossover with The Excel Saga which does not belong to me. I got the boxset for x-mass and it's the first time I've ever seen it, but I love it!!!

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"Kagome Higurashi!! You either come out here or open this damn door right now!!!" Inuyasha yelled while banging on Kagome's door. After last night's ball Kagome and Inu had agreed for Inu to come over at 11 so they could start looking for the right girl. Now this would have all been just fine except for one thing; Inuyasha had gotten there at 10:50. It was now quarter till noon and Kagome had refused to open the damn door and let him in! *When I get my hands on that wen---*

Yasha's thoughts were cut off when Kagome finally stepped outside. She was wearing an incredibly tight dark blue Jean mini skirt with a long black leather jacket. She also had on a tight white shirt that had the word "ACROSS" printed in rainbow letters across the front. Her hair was pulled up in a pony tail with a rainbow scrunchie and she had on black boots to finish off the outfit.

"Well, do you like it? Your brother gave it to me last night when he took me home. He said Rin didn't want it anymore."

Blink.

"INU!!"

Blink. "What? oh yea... umm, wait what?"

"I said 'do you like it'"? Kagome said sighing.

"Yea Kagome, you look... I mean wow!"

Kagome smiled and hugged him. "Thanks Inu-chan. You look pretty hot yourself there." Kagome said smiling even more while Inuyasha blushed lightly. He was wearing a tight black shirt with "Gorillaz" written across it with dark blue jeans. "Now let's go find you a girl!" She yelled happily.

"What do you want to do first?" Kagome asked Inuyasha as they started down the street.

"Well since you wouldn't let me in I couldn't get anything to eat, so lets get brunch first." Inu responded with a glare. "Why didn't you eat at home?" Kagome asked him while choosing to ignore the glare. Inu groaned at the mention of home.

"I'll tell you after we order." Inuyasha said as they sat down at one of the outside tables at their usual restaurant. It was one of those seat yourself and then flag down a waiter. Luckily it was still early in the day and they got a waiter pretty fast. So twenty minutes later he was ready to start the tale of his hellish morning. "So what happened this morning?" Kagome asked while taking a sip of her Dr. Pepper. "Well it all started at around 9 this morning...."

*~~~~~~~ FLASHBACK ~~~~~~~*

"I had it first, so give it back Sess!!!" Inuyasha yelled at hiss older brother across the table. "Then you should have eaten it, pup." Sess responded calmly but with a big smile on his face. Inu just growled and made a lunge for Sess who put the last donut down and braced himself for the impact. Yasha hit Sessho right in the stomach and they both when rolling onto the floor.

Kick. Punch. Yelling. Pinch. Bite. Scratch. Screaming. Repeat.

This went on for about five minuets until the doors leading into the dining room suddenly burst open and banged against the walls loudly. Inu was under Sess about to pull his hair and Sess was about an inch from punching Inu in the face but both stopped abruptly at hearing the loud noise. An extremely pissed off Rin entered the dining room.

"What in the hell are you two grown men doing in here?!!" Rin asked in her fake sweet voice. "Oh Hi honey, I thought you were sleeping in today." Sessho said in a slightly shaky voice. Rin just smiled more. "Well I was trying to, but then two childish jackasses decided to start a fight in the dining room over a fucking donut!!!!" Rin screamed while advancing towards them with each word. Inuyasha pushed Sess off of him and was about to start yelling at Rin to spite Sesshomaru's warnings against do so.

"Look Rin, it isn't my damn fault that your fucking husband decided to jump me just because I got the last donut, so why don't you just go back to doing whatever bitchy thing you were doing and leave us to finish our fight." Inu said/ half yelled while Sess was standing behind him looking like he just gone to hell and back. Rin just smiled sweetly.

"That's a good idea Inu, but here's a better one. You two are going to go sit down and have a nice blow of cereal while I'm going to take the donut and go back to bed. And neither of you are going to complain, because even though I might be seven months pregnant, I still can and will you your asses into next week. Now is that all clear?"

"Crystal." Both boys answered in unison.

"Oh good." Rin smiled again, picked up the plate and walked out the door as if nothing had happened.

*~~~~~~~ FLASHBACK ~~~~~~~*

Kagome was laughing by the end of Inu's story and he was glaring at her. "It wasn't funny you know, Rin is one scary person when she's pissed."

"Well it serves you two right, I mean she is pregnant and all, and you too shouldn't have been fighting in the first place. And over a donut of all things." Kagome scolded him.

"Well thank you mom, gees." Inuyasha sighed. Kagome was going to respond but there food had just arrived. Yasha was just about to dig into his food when Kagome poked him with her chopstick. "What?" "Look over there Inu, the table by the door." Kagome said and Inu did.

Two girls had just sat down. One with long purple hair and the other with short blond hair, both girls looked pretty cute. "Maybe we should start with those two after lunch, ne?" Kag asked him. Inu took another look at the girls before nodding his consent.

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Well there's part one of this chapter. I was going to finish it before putting it out, but after all the reviews and a few e-mails I've gotten, I figured I'd go ahead and put something out.

I'll have part two by the end of the week and Miroku and Sango will make their grand entrance in chapter 3! "Miroku 'Helps' Out."