Well, here it is. The epilogue with the reviewers that wanna kill Hojou.
uservn1003: Well, here's more.
lilemmy: They become mates and live happily ever after. I don't think that Hojou/Kikyou would be good. Besides, some of my friends like Kikyou, and I don't want them to get mad at me for making her marry Hojou. In the series, she's only about two or three years older, but in this fic, she's old enough to be Kagome's mother. Sadly, I don't plan for this chapter to be fluffy. It'll just be filled with torture things.
katy: It's ok. *sighs* Some people don't read the author's notes...
Ryngrl5: Thanks. Here's the epilogue that you asked for. ^.^
CrazyInsaneGirl: Hobo. Lol. He's not gonna go crazy but he's gonna be depressed. He also isn't gonna be killed by a demon. Wait, he probably is. Are any of my reviewers demons? Homo. *laughs for an hour straight* Thanks for the idea, but I have something worse in mind. If you can't see the evil little devil grinning, then...well, I just told you what it was.
Serena: Drowning is painful enough, but we can't watch and laugh evilly. He'd be too far underwater. Getting eaten by a demon might be a little too fast. Rabid Inu and Kag fans killing him is a good idea. I think I'll use it. Hey, you can't have all the fun! Share the killing with others! I'll have to ask Marguerite/Matalis and bakuralover for the Yu-Gi- Oh monsters. I like the reindeer idea. That'd be a waste of food.... The fire truck wouldn't really fit into the scenery. What's a Chocobo? Are you from Philadelphia? I'd like to use the idea, but then Patriot fans at school would kill me. Hehe, I know it's kinda late, but merry Christmas to you too. Oh, and Happy New Year and Happy Chinese New Year.
kittykathy: The wedding idea is nice, but I want to kill Hojo. I'm sorry. I'm glad you like my story.
Kagome-the-Halfbreed: Oh, he's gonna die alright.
Wow. That was a lot of review responses. Almost took up an entire page. *gets big and watery eyes* I FEEL SO LOVED!!! *goes and squeezes her reviewers until they all die from lack of air and broken ribs* Oh, yeah, I don't own anybody in this fic except me (yes, I'm gonna make an appearance) and just for all you people out there who can't stand gore, I'm gonna just say that this chapter (epilogue, whatever) is PG-13.
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Hojo: *sits on a rock and sighs* Kagome, why did that demon have to make you insane?
CrazyInsaneGirl: Excuse me. Are you Hobo?
Hojou: *looks up* I'm sorry, my name is Hojou.
CrazyInsaneGirl: *rolls eyes* Hobo, Homo, Hoho, what's the difference?
Kagome-the-Halfbreed: Can we kill him now?
Nodjmet: *covers Kagome-the-Halfbreed's mouth* Hehe. Sorry, my reviewers are a little moody right now. Just ignore them.
Serena (whispering): But you said that we were gonna kill him.
Nodjmet: Not yet!
Hojou: I'm sorry, but I don't quite follow.
Marguerite/Matalis: Nodjmet! Hurry up and start the action!
Nodjmet: Hey, why are you here? You didn't review me!
Marguerite/Matalis: Yeah, but you got some of your torture ideas from me.
Nodjmet: *pouts* Ok, so maybe I'm not so original.
In background, Serena is tying Hojou up next to a lake
Nodjmet: I said no drowning!
Serena: *points to Kagome-the-Halfbreed* It was her idea!
Nodjmet: But I just read your review again and it had drowning in it!
CrazyInsaneGirl: Then let's throw him in the demon forest!
Nodjmet (yelling): No! I said no getting eaten by demons!
Kagome-the-Halfbreed: Then what do you expect us to do?
Nodjmet: Why don't you just stand back and watch Marguerite/Matalis at work?
Marguerite/Matalis: YES! *cracks knuckles* Ready, Hojou?
Marguerite/Matalis: Behold, the mighty...
Everybody else watches with wide eyes to see the powerful weapon. Lightning is crashing behind Marguerite/Matalis's hand.
Marguerite/Matalis: ...spoon! *a spoon pops out of nowhere into her hand and she drops a picture of lightning*
Nodjmet: Wow! It's a magic spoon!
bakuralover: *sweat drop* Uh, Nodjmet. That's just an ordinary spoon.
Marguerite/Matalis: When did you get here?
Nodjmet: No magic? *big teary eyes*
NekoSerendipity: *suddenly appears* See, now look what you've done!
silverwingedangel: *pops out of nowhere* She'll get over it. Now, can we stop standing around and get to the killing? He's getting away!
Hojou: *crawl*
Marguerite/Matalis: Oh no you don't! *takes out the spoon and grabs Hojou*
bakuralover: Oh. She's gonna do THAT.
NekoSerendipity: Uh, Nodjmet. Cover your eyes.
Nodjmet: Why?
silverwingedangel: Because Marguerite/Matalis is gonna stick it up his-
Hojou: AH!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!
NekoSerendipity: That's just wrong.
Marguerite/Matalis: *evil chuckle* Here it goes. *thrusts the spoon up through the place behind his chin and then looks at NekoSerendipity* You have such a perverted mind.
NekoSerendipity: I can't help it!
bakuralover: Ah, the sight of blood. Can I drink it?
Nodjmet (looking very green): Yeah, sure, whatever. *turns around* I think I'm gonna puke.
lilemmy: But you wanted him to be tortured!
Nodjmet: Yeah, but I'm afraid of blood. Where's the bathroom?
bakuralover: *sweat drop* Nodjmet, we're outside. There is no bathroom.
Nodjmet: *gives bakuralover a look that says "Why do you mention this now?" and then pukes on the ground in front of her*
NekoSerendipity: Ew! I'm gonna...*barfs up on the ground too*
silverwingedangel: Stop barfing! Do you want Hojou to too?
Ryngrl5: What? You mean he's not dead?
Marguerite/Matalis: But that's impossible! The spoon never fails! *checks Hojou's pulse* Ha! Like I said, the spoon never fails!
Nodjmet: But this chapter's supposed to be about us torturing him over and over again! How are we supposed to do that with a spoon in his brain?
NekoSerendipity: Hm...I know! Bring him back to life!
lilemmy: Huh? How are we supposed to do that?
NekoSerendipity: Well, Nodjmet's the author. She can do whatever she wants in this fic.
Rnygrl5: Good point. Nodjmet?
Nodjmet: Well, I'll try. *whips out a pad of paper and a pencil*
bakuralover: Why do you have paper and a pencil with you?
Nodjmet: In case I get bored. *writes on the paper*
Hojou: *sits up and looks around him with wide eyes*
Marguerite/Matalis: Hey, what do you know. It worked. Nodjmet, can I borrow that?
Nodjmet: Sure. *gives the paper and pencil to Marguerite/Matalis*
Marguerite/Matalis: *busily writing*
Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh appears dressed in tight leather pants and with no shirt.
bakuralover: Dude! My turn! *grabs paper and pencil and writes something down*
Ryou Bakura and Yami Bakura appear in jeans and no shirts.
silverwingedangel: Give me that! *grabs the stuff and does the same thing*
Malik and Maliku become visible.
NekoSerendipity: My turn! *writes*
Toya from Card Captor Sakura falls from the sky.
Toya: Oof!
NekoSerendipity: Toya-sempai is a treasure from the sky!
Nodjmet: Give me that! *erases everything*
Toya, Malik, Maliku, Ryou, Bakura, and Yami: *pop*
Hojou: *falls down dead*
Nodjmet: *blush* Whoops. Not that one. *writes*
Hojou: Rising from the dead.
Yami: Rising from the dead as well.
Marguerite/Matalis: Yami-kun!
Nodjmet: No! *erases*
Yami vaporizes.
Marguerite/Matalis (teary eyed): Yami-kun...
Nodjmet: Oh, shut up.
Marguerite/Matalis surrounded by flames and looking scary.
Nodjmet: *sweat drop* Uh...
silverwingedangel: Nodjmet, you realize that she's gonna kill you now.
Nodjmet: *sweat drop* Marguerite/Matalis, let me do something and if you like it, promise you won't hurt me or take my paper and pencil?
Marguerite/Matalis (growling): Fine.
Nodjmet: *write*
Yami appears this time with Yugi. This time, the two are making out.
Marguerite/Matalis: *faints from happiness*
Nodjmet erases and writes something else down. Yami and Yugi fade away.
Nodjmet: Untie Hojou.
bakuralover: Why?
Nodjmet: It'll be more fun.
Hojou is untied and immediately runs away.
NekoSerendipity: Hey, you're letting him get away!
Nodjmet: No I'm not.
kittykathy walks by.
Nodjmet: Hey kittykathy! You wanna help us?
kittykathy: I'm sorry, but kathy, uservn1003, and I are going to look for Inuyasha's and Kagome's wedding.
Nodjmet: Oh, ok. Have fun!
silverwingedangel: Nodjmet. Hojou's on the other hill now.
Nodjmet: Oh, good. *writes*
A big gray treasure comes from the sky and lands on Hojou.
Hojou: AAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! *squish*
Nodjmet: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Others: *big sweat drop*
Marguerite/Matalis: The sad thing is that we're used to having her laugh at random things.
bakuralover: Yeah. She burst out laughing when I told my brother to go to hell.
NekoSerendipity: What's so funny about that?
silverwingedangel: Nothing. That's the whole point.
NekoSerendipity: *silence. A few seconds later...* Oh! I get it!
Marguerite/Matalis, silverwingedangel, bakuralover: *sweat drop*
Marguerite/Matalis: By the way, NekoSerendipity, you've seemed to have recovered from throwing up.
NekoSerendipity: I threw up?
bakuralover: Yeah. I though you were afraid of throw up.
NekoSerendipity: I am. I don't remember throwing up.
Nodjmet: That's because I erased that part of your memory! *big smile*
Silence.
NekoSerendipity: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!! *runs around in circles and spazzes*
Nodjmet: *smile* Anyway, on to the next thing. *writes*
Hojou appears in the group unsquished and alive. A cage of people with blindfolds on appears too.
Nodjmet: Now, I'll give you a head start.
Hojou: *dash*
NekoSerendipity: He sure is fast.
Nodjmet: Ok, now open the door and take the blindfolds off.
bakuralover opens the door and the people inside take their blindfolds off. Nodjmet lays out a pile of random stuff and the people who were inside the cage each take one thing.
Nodjmet: Peoples, Hojou went that a way! *points to the dot in the distance*
Rabid Inuyasha and Kagome fans (battle cry): YAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIKF chase after Hojou and bring him back as a bloody pulp.
Nodjmet (green again): I don't feel so good... *write* Ah, now I feel better.
Hojou isn't bloody anymore.
Nodjmet: *eating sugar*
silverwingedangel: Oh shit. She's gonna be hyper and we're stuck with her ALL DAY.
Others: *very big sweat drop and faces of horror*
Nodjmet and Serena (singing): Hojou got run over by a reindeer!!!! Walking home from town on whatever day it is!!!!!!!!!!!
NekoSerendipity and Marguerite/Matalis: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NekoSerendipity grabs the paper and pencil and writes.
The End ^___________________________^
Yup, that's it. I had fun with this chapter and this fic. I'm really sorry that I didn't finish it in December like a meant to, but I just didn't feel like working on it then.
uservn1003: Well, here's more.
lilemmy: They become mates and live happily ever after. I don't think that Hojou/Kikyou would be good. Besides, some of my friends like Kikyou, and I don't want them to get mad at me for making her marry Hojou. In the series, she's only about two or three years older, but in this fic, she's old enough to be Kagome's mother. Sadly, I don't plan for this chapter to be fluffy. It'll just be filled with torture things.
katy: It's ok. *sighs* Some people don't read the author's notes...
Ryngrl5: Thanks. Here's the epilogue that you asked for. ^.^
CrazyInsaneGirl: Hobo. Lol. He's not gonna go crazy but he's gonna be depressed. He also isn't gonna be killed by a demon. Wait, he probably is. Are any of my reviewers demons? Homo. *laughs for an hour straight* Thanks for the idea, but I have something worse in mind. If you can't see the evil little devil grinning, then...well, I just told you what it was.
Serena: Drowning is painful enough, but we can't watch and laugh evilly. He'd be too far underwater. Getting eaten by a demon might be a little too fast. Rabid Inu and Kag fans killing him is a good idea. I think I'll use it. Hey, you can't have all the fun! Share the killing with others! I'll have to ask Marguerite/Matalis and bakuralover for the Yu-Gi- Oh monsters. I like the reindeer idea. That'd be a waste of food.... The fire truck wouldn't really fit into the scenery. What's a Chocobo? Are you from Philadelphia? I'd like to use the idea, but then Patriot fans at school would kill me. Hehe, I know it's kinda late, but merry Christmas to you too. Oh, and Happy New Year and Happy Chinese New Year.
kittykathy: The wedding idea is nice, but I want to kill Hojo. I'm sorry. I'm glad you like my story.
Kagome-the-Halfbreed: Oh, he's gonna die alright.
Wow. That was a lot of review responses. Almost took up an entire page. *gets big and watery eyes* I FEEL SO LOVED!!! *goes and squeezes her reviewers until they all die from lack of air and broken ribs* Oh, yeah, I don't own anybody in this fic except me (yes, I'm gonna make an appearance) and just for all you people out there who can't stand gore, I'm gonna just say that this chapter (epilogue, whatever) is PG-13.
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Epilogue Deaths of Hojou
Hojo: *sits on a rock and sighs* Kagome, why did that demon have to make you insane?
CrazyInsaneGirl: Excuse me. Are you Hobo?
Hojou: *looks up* I'm sorry, my name is Hojou.
CrazyInsaneGirl: *rolls eyes* Hobo, Homo, Hoho, what's the difference?
Kagome-the-Halfbreed: Can we kill him now?
Nodjmet: *covers Kagome-the-Halfbreed's mouth* Hehe. Sorry, my reviewers are a little moody right now. Just ignore them.
Serena (whispering): But you said that we were gonna kill him.
Nodjmet: Not yet!
Hojou: I'm sorry, but I don't quite follow.
Marguerite/Matalis: Nodjmet! Hurry up and start the action!
Nodjmet: Hey, why are you here? You didn't review me!
Marguerite/Matalis: Yeah, but you got some of your torture ideas from me.
Nodjmet: *pouts* Ok, so maybe I'm not so original.
In background, Serena is tying Hojou up next to a lake
Nodjmet: I said no drowning!
Serena: *points to Kagome-the-Halfbreed* It was her idea!
Nodjmet: But I just read your review again and it had drowning in it!
CrazyInsaneGirl: Then let's throw him in the demon forest!
Nodjmet (yelling): No! I said no getting eaten by demons!
Kagome-the-Halfbreed: Then what do you expect us to do?
Nodjmet: Why don't you just stand back and watch Marguerite/Matalis at work?
Marguerite/Matalis: YES! *cracks knuckles* Ready, Hojou?
Marguerite/Matalis: Behold, the mighty...
Everybody else watches with wide eyes to see the powerful weapon. Lightning is crashing behind Marguerite/Matalis's hand.
Marguerite/Matalis: ...spoon! *a spoon pops out of nowhere into her hand and she drops a picture of lightning*
Nodjmet: Wow! It's a magic spoon!
bakuralover: *sweat drop* Uh, Nodjmet. That's just an ordinary spoon.
Marguerite/Matalis: When did you get here?
Nodjmet: No magic? *big teary eyes*
NekoSerendipity: *suddenly appears* See, now look what you've done!
silverwingedangel: *pops out of nowhere* She'll get over it. Now, can we stop standing around and get to the killing? He's getting away!
Hojou: *crawl*
Marguerite/Matalis: Oh no you don't! *takes out the spoon and grabs Hojou*
bakuralover: Oh. She's gonna do THAT.
NekoSerendipity: Uh, Nodjmet. Cover your eyes.
Nodjmet: Why?
silverwingedangel: Because Marguerite/Matalis is gonna stick it up his-
Hojou: AH!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!
NekoSerendipity: That's just wrong.
Marguerite/Matalis: *evil chuckle* Here it goes. *thrusts the spoon up through the place behind his chin and then looks at NekoSerendipity* You have such a perverted mind.
NekoSerendipity: I can't help it!
bakuralover: Ah, the sight of blood. Can I drink it?
Nodjmet (looking very green): Yeah, sure, whatever. *turns around* I think I'm gonna puke.
lilemmy: But you wanted him to be tortured!
Nodjmet: Yeah, but I'm afraid of blood. Where's the bathroom?
bakuralover: *sweat drop* Nodjmet, we're outside. There is no bathroom.
Nodjmet: *gives bakuralover a look that says "Why do you mention this now?" and then pukes on the ground in front of her*
NekoSerendipity: Ew! I'm gonna...*barfs up on the ground too*
silverwingedangel: Stop barfing! Do you want Hojou to too?
Ryngrl5: What? You mean he's not dead?
Marguerite/Matalis: But that's impossible! The spoon never fails! *checks Hojou's pulse* Ha! Like I said, the spoon never fails!
Nodjmet: But this chapter's supposed to be about us torturing him over and over again! How are we supposed to do that with a spoon in his brain?
NekoSerendipity: Hm...I know! Bring him back to life!
lilemmy: Huh? How are we supposed to do that?
NekoSerendipity: Well, Nodjmet's the author. She can do whatever she wants in this fic.
Rnygrl5: Good point. Nodjmet?
Nodjmet: Well, I'll try. *whips out a pad of paper and a pencil*
bakuralover: Why do you have paper and a pencil with you?
Nodjmet: In case I get bored. *writes on the paper*
Hojou: *sits up and looks around him with wide eyes*
Marguerite/Matalis: Hey, what do you know. It worked. Nodjmet, can I borrow that?
Nodjmet: Sure. *gives the paper and pencil to Marguerite/Matalis*
Marguerite/Matalis: *busily writing*
Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh appears dressed in tight leather pants and with no shirt.
bakuralover: Dude! My turn! *grabs paper and pencil and writes something down*
Ryou Bakura and Yami Bakura appear in jeans and no shirts.
silverwingedangel: Give me that! *grabs the stuff and does the same thing*
Malik and Maliku become visible.
NekoSerendipity: My turn! *writes*
Toya from Card Captor Sakura falls from the sky.
Toya: Oof!
NekoSerendipity: Toya-sempai is a treasure from the sky!
Nodjmet: Give me that! *erases everything*
Toya, Malik, Maliku, Ryou, Bakura, and Yami: *pop*
Hojou: *falls down dead*
Nodjmet: *blush* Whoops. Not that one. *writes*
Hojou: Rising from the dead.
Yami: Rising from the dead as well.
Marguerite/Matalis: Yami-kun!
Nodjmet: No! *erases*
Yami vaporizes.
Marguerite/Matalis (teary eyed): Yami-kun...
Nodjmet: Oh, shut up.
Marguerite/Matalis surrounded by flames and looking scary.
Nodjmet: *sweat drop* Uh...
silverwingedangel: Nodjmet, you realize that she's gonna kill you now.
Nodjmet: *sweat drop* Marguerite/Matalis, let me do something and if you like it, promise you won't hurt me or take my paper and pencil?
Marguerite/Matalis (growling): Fine.
Nodjmet: *write*
Yami appears this time with Yugi. This time, the two are making out.
Marguerite/Matalis: *faints from happiness*
Nodjmet erases and writes something else down. Yami and Yugi fade away.
Nodjmet: Untie Hojou.
bakuralover: Why?
Nodjmet: It'll be more fun.
Hojou is untied and immediately runs away.
NekoSerendipity: Hey, you're letting him get away!
Nodjmet: No I'm not.
kittykathy walks by.
Nodjmet: Hey kittykathy! You wanna help us?
kittykathy: I'm sorry, but kathy, uservn1003, and I are going to look for Inuyasha's and Kagome's wedding.
Nodjmet: Oh, ok. Have fun!
silverwingedangel: Nodjmet. Hojou's on the other hill now.
Nodjmet: Oh, good. *writes*
A big gray treasure comes from the sky and lands on Hojou.
Hojou: AAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! *squish*
Nodjmet: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Others: *big sweat drop*
Marguerite/Matalis: The sad thing is that we're used to having her laugh at random things.
bakuralover: Yeah. She burst out laughing when I told my brother to go to hell.
NekoSerendipity: What's so funny about that?
silverwingedangel: Nothing. That's the whole point.
NekoSerendipity: *silence. A few seconds later...* Oh! I get it!
Marguerite/Matalis, silverwingedangel, bakuralover: *sweat drop*
Marguerite/Matalis: By the way, NekoSerendipity, you've seemed to have recovered from throwing up.
NekoSerendipity: I threw up?
bakuralover: Yeah. I though you were afraid of throw up.
NekoSerendipity: I am. I don't remember throwing up.
Nodjmet: That's because I erased that part of your memory! *big smile*
Silence.
NekoSerendipity: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!! *runs around in circles and spazzes*
Nodjmet: *smile* Anyway, on to the next thing. *writes*
Hojou appears in the group unsquished and alive. A cage of people with blindfolds on appears too.
Nodjmet: Now, I'll give you a head start.
Hojou: *dash*
NekoSerendipity: He sure is fast.
Nodjmet: Ok, now open the door and take the blindfolds off.
bakuralover opens the door and the people inside take their blindfolds off. Nodjmet lays out a pile of random stuff and the people who were inside the cage each take one thing.
Nodjmet: Peoples, Hojou went that a way! *points to the dot in the distance*
Rabid Inuyasha and Kagome fans (battle cry): YAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIKF chase after Hojou and bring him back as a bloody pulp.
Nodjmet (green again): I don't feel so good... *write* Ah, now I feel better.
Hojou isn't bloody anymore.
Nodjmet: *eating sugar*
silverwingedangel: Oh shit. She's gonna be hyper and we're stuck with her ALL DAY.
Others: *very big sweat drop and faces of horror*
Nodjmet and Serena (singing): Hojou got run over by a reindeer!!!! Walking home from town on whatever day it is!!!!!!!!!!!
NekoSerendipity and Marguerite/Matalis: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NekoSerendipity grabs the paper and pencil and writes.
The End ^___________________________^
Yup, that's it. I had fun with this chapter and this fic. I'm really sorry that I didn't finish it in December like a meant to, but I just didn't feel like working on it then.