Willow covered her ears with the pillow and groaned as the annoying voice repeated the song over and over and over and over again. "Stop it! I have rights! This is called cruel and unusual punishment!" she whined.
"...The song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was but they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was but they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was but they'll continue singing it forever just because--" Willow's hand covered his mouth and she glared at the amusement shining in his blue eyes.
"You are a bad, bad man," Willow muttered. "You are evil."
"I know," Spike answered, checking out his nails with their chipped black nail polish.
"I'm still not going to help you though!" she answered then she grabbed her clothes and pulled the spell out of her jeans pocket.
Before Spike knew what she was doing, they appeared in her dorm room, her now in her yummy sushi pajamas holding her clothes. "See, the world doesn't suck because you don't exist," she replied. "Go away," she said.
"I can't go away," he muttered. "I've tried, I'm stuck to you until you fix me!"
"Well, I can't do that!" she stated, going into the bathroom and changing into her clothes. When she exited the bathroom, the door opened and in came Cordelia and Xander, kissing. When they saw Willow, Xander instantly blushed.
"Uh, hey, Willow," Xander murmured.
"Hi," she said. "Cordelia? I thought you were in L.A."
"Why would I be in L.A.?" Cordelia asked.
"To become an actress?" Willow replied.
"No...I'm going to be an image consultant," Cordelia answered, rolling her hazel eyes.
"I think I'll leave you to your...whatever," Willow answered.
"Willow! Be careful," Xander called. "You know who is out there."
"O...kay," she whispered, grabbing a stake and tucking it into her jeacket."
"What the hell is 'you know who?'" Spike demanded, following Willow.
"I don't know," the redhead stated.
"Willow..." a voice called. "Willow..."
Willow turned around to face the source of the voice, a blonde entered her line of sight. "Buffy!" Willow chirped, racing to hug the blonde.
Spike grabbed Willow and jerked him to his chest. The blonde stared as Willow was restrained by the air. "She's not human, Red," Spike answered.
"Hello there, Willow," another voice replied and Angel stepped out of the shadows and stood by the VampBuffy.
"Angel..." Willow whispered.
"You of all people should know that I'm not Angel," he stated, smirking.
"Angelus!" she squeaked. She closed her eyes and chanted a fog spell and ran until she was out of breath and darted into an alley. "Okay, Spike, you're right, the world does suck without you. Tomorrow in the past, I'll help you get vamped again. Tomorrow in the past...how weird does that sound?"
"It's about bloody time," he muttered as Willow chanted the spell to go back in time and arrived in William's house.
