Disclaimers: ummmmm what was it again? *reads the Q – Card* oh right! I don't own YGO
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Ok, so we got to the mall….alive. So far we have ran over 300 postmen, (Marik has some sort of grudge against them, maybe it's because he can't write) 15 cats (In which Yami was shitting himself and praying to Ra to spare him) and 3 of my ex-boyfriends (Bakura was steering the car with the power of his ring)
"Right, before we so much as STEP out of my car, let's get one thing straight!" I began, only to find out that I was talking to myself…..they had all ran off to stare at the new contraption with excited eyes - The lift. My reasons to kill them are ever growing…unlike my patience. *imagines pushing them into the lift, cutting the cable & cackling as the three plummet to their doom*
"Wonder how it works….." Yami asked, only to have passer-bys looking at him funny and calling him 'backwards'. At least they got THAT part right!
Then, the lift doors opened. This doesn't look good….
"OH MY RA! IT'S EATING POOR, DEFENCELESS CIVILIANS!!" Yami screamed, running around like a headless chicken.
"GO! MY BEAUTIFUL WING DRAGON OF RA!! DESTROY THAT MONSTER!!" Marik exclaimed. I stood there with my hand covering my head with embarrassment as both the lift, and the people, were burnt to a crisp.
At least Bakura was happy; he got more souls to add to his mini-collection.
"YAMI!!! MARIK!!! GET YOUR ARSES HERE NOW!!!" I shouted, almost breaking the tile flooring with my foot. Owwwwwwwwwwwwww.
They scampered towards me like deranged lambs. Ewwwwwwwww….where's a tranquiliser gun when you need one?
I asked Yami if I could get started on his Christmas list first, which made Bakura act odd – well to be more pacific, he sulked like a baby with a dirty nappy.
Then again, I wish I never looked at the list:-
1) Yugi – Miracle grow
2) Joey – A Muzzle
3) Tristan – Wall flower seeds
4) Mai – Yami Socks
5) Anzu – A ticket for 2 at the Shadow Realm theatre (huh???)
6) Seto – A Book called 'How to get a life' by Bi.Wan
7) Mokuba – A Robot Dog
8) Serenity – Bug repellent ( not a bad choice *thinks about Duke and Tristan* )
9) Bakura – Lord of the Rings trilogy video
10) Ryou – A leaflet saying 'So you've found the girl of your dreams….how to make her yours' (Ever heard of ASKING her out??? and not stand outside her bedroom window 1 am in the morning!!!)
11) Malik – E.N.T tokens ( About time, the guy got ill from standing on his yacht trying to be a fog horn, not that he need to put any effort in to it *sniggers* )
12) Marik – 13 Iron Straight Jackets
13) Katy – A rose evening dress (whatever for???)
14) Kathy –
WHAT??? Nothing? Pour Moi? That's it! He's defiantly on my shit list….
Now where was I? Oh yeah, going around the mall getting Yami's stuff with him! Right, uh- where have they gone now??? *feels a case of a migraine coming along*
I can understand they hate shopping but this is ridiculous!! If my guess is correct, they'll be………..
*BOOOOM!!!!*
Blowing up the mall……I yelled at them, almost busting my lungs.
"how the hell did you managed to do that you IDIOTS!!!????"
I see, they just 'happened' to put car batteries in every Comet's microwave, thinking it was soup…..*sighs* at least I got Yami's gifts in time. (Well, half of it got scorched but no matter, they're still operational)
"Who wants to go to the pub?" Bakura piped up, in which everyone (including me) put their hand up. So we went to The Dark Horse Inn.
~*After 30 mins Driving*~
My car is TRASHED!!! *starts to sob* now I'll have to walk all the way home! Even worse, I might have to stay in this side of the smutty city…WITH THEM??? *screams* they are sluts!! Yami, Bakura & Marik thought it would be brilliant to do the full Monty – In an olds people's home! Some of the old biddies got so excited that they just keeled over and died! Oh Ra, whatever did I do to deserve this?
Oh yeah...*giggles* *hic* oh shit….da sakes taking effect….*hic*
A/N
Katy: oh my, she's drunk…..not a good sign if you ask me *cough* *wheeze*
Ryou: *Hacks* *cough* no, and so are the others…..
Katy: ****OO****!! *faints*
Ryou: n.n *sneezes* R + R plz
Now we'll have to go to the other side of the city