*growling* Ok, so I'm walking around because a certain PHARAOH trashed it, with three incompetent stooges for yamis, and we're wanted by the FBI (Marik's fault, he wanted to see if he could enter the circus to be one of those fire-breathers – which landed in 1/4 of the city being burnt to cinders)….can anything get worse???
"BUNNIES!!! FLUFFY-WUFFY BUNNIES!!" I heard Yami cheer like…like one of those prattish mortals that shout & holler at a bunch of pathetic losers during a game …. Did he say…BUNNIES??? OO!!
I screamed and ran around in circles for 10 minutes before strangling the nearest person next to me – Bakura.
"IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!!" I shrieked at the top of my lungs, I never knew Christmas shopping could be so life threatening!
Suddenly, Bakura dived into a phone box and came out as superman! Oh the humanity….
"I'LL SAVE YOU!!" he boomed (more like squeaked but you didn't hear it from me ok?) and kicked Yami into the flea market which was only a few hundred yards away.
"Smooth move Clark Kent" I sneered, "maybe next time, you can introduce your boot to the RABBIT! *sighs* c'mon, what's next on the xmas shopping list?"
Marik piped up.
"We need to sort the things we need on MY list! I'm youngest and I say--"
"Shut up illiterate" I spat. I was in no mood to deal with a boy who had a mentality of a deranged carrot.
"JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T READ!! YOU'RE JUST A STUCK UP COW WHO CAN'T GET LAID TO SAVED HER LIFE!!"
That does it….NO ONE INSULTS SANURA & LIVES TO SEE PAINT DRY!!
"Let me tell you something boy, if I wanted to get laid, I would have to be out of my bloody mind! Because my dear little simpleton, I DON'T RING UP THE MALE ESCORT SERVICES BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ANSWER IT!!!"
I snatched Marik's list and nearly burned a hole through it because I was so steaming mad.
1) Yugi – sleeping tablets that look like candy
2) Joey – a leash
3) Tristan – a coffin
4) Mai – hour-glass to remind her what happened last time
5) Anzu – A Time Bomb that's 'friendship activated'
6) Seto – Man-eating fleas, disguised inside the coat
7) Mokuba – a virtual reality game
8) Serenity – Life improvement video
9) Bakura – A fake map that leads him to the swirling abyss of Nosgoth
10) Ryou – Furry Handcuffs (Can I be sick now? On behalf of my Hikari)
11) Malik – Job coupon to work in a lighthouse (need I say more?)
12) Yami – Gun Powder (his intelligence ceases to amaze me…)
13) Katy – A silver bracelet (this is so unfair…she gets all the nice stuff)
14) Kathy –
Dead man walking on green line! Yes, I can picture it now….
~*thought*~
Marik: *in the electric chair* what did I do?
Kathy: *cackles* you forgot to buy me a prezzie!!! BWAHAHAHAAA!!
Yami: *taps Kathy on the shoulder* what about me? I didn't get you anything…
Marik: ¬¬ twat
Kathy: ^-^ thanks for telling me porcupine! *shoves Yami in a pit of molten lava* HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
~*end thought*~
heh heh heh…
"Ummm Sanura?" Bakura called, *growls again* I HATE being called that!!
"Yes?? It had better be a good dam reason for you to call my name like that 'cause I swear I'll –"
He handed me the mobile phone….it was my Hikari.
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii……….Katy! heh, how's that ...thing you got?" I answered sweetly thought my clenched teeth.
She sniffled & whined.
"*hack* *cough* its ok, Ryou's over here, said that he was bored *sneezes* what about you?"
I rolled my eyes as I saw the male Yamis all chibied-eyed at the next contraption….a lamp post with light decorations all over the place.
"Fine, just fine Katy, we're halfway though Marik's list now, they're quite a lovely bunch….couldn't cope without them"
To be honest, I couldn't cope WITH them as they set the whole high street alight. How do they DO that?? All Bakura did was pour the petrol over Yami and wrapped him up in the lights…..
Ryou took over the phone. Whoop-de-do, little-bo-peep wants to talk to me 'privately'.
"Ok pansy-man, why would a meer mortal such as yourself, ask me, what my dumb-ass Hikari likes – xmas wise….you weren't really bored at your place were you??" I grinned and taunted him with series of name calling, embarrassing him and my personal favourite – threatening him.
That soon made him put the phone down *smirks and laughs evilly*
"I GOT THE GIFTS!" Yami yelled, covered in flames
"I GOT THE RUM!!" Bakura guffawed, covered in bottle tops.
"I GOT THE PANTIES IN CONTESSAS IN THE HALF-PRICE SALES!" Marik insanely laughed, covered in underwear and used a thong as his 'lucky hat'……
I hotwired a red GTX sports car and screamed at them to get in.
I told them that this was the last-time I would go shopping with them – ever.
The three looked at each other and cried like spoiled, wretched babies as I tried desperately to shake off the FBI, CIA and MIB.
2 more lists to go, Bakura's and then…..MINE!!!
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Katy: ¬¬ you live up to your nickname…pitball
Kathy: *smiles proudly* why thank-you Miss Prissy-Pants
Katy: v_vU R+R plz AHHHHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!