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Ivan: WHY CAN'T I---
Lord_Sun: IVAN!
Eliminator_99: MWAH-HAW-HAW-HA! (pounces on Ivan)
Ivan: (Runs) Ha! Midget speed all the---(runs into a wall I just
"happened" to put there).
Garet:(stroking pizza box) mmmmm....my precious....( looks in pizza
box )
Hey! Where did the pizza go? ....Oh well...(chucks box away)...Next
box!
E_99:O.0
Ivan: Can I do the disclaimer today?
L.S: Sure
Ivan: =) Lord_Sun does not---
L.S: NUH!
Ivan:....Lord_Sun does not own---
L.S: NUH!
Ivan:.....Lord---
L.S:NAH!
Ivan: =p LORD_SUN DOES NOT OWN GOLDEN---
L.S:NAH!
Ivan:=( lord_sundoesnotownGoldenSunCamelo---
L.S:NAHNAHNAHNUHNUH!
Ivan: LORD_SUNDOESNOTOWN---
L.S: NUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ivan: Hey!!!
L.S: Sorry Ivan... just a quick announcement please...
Ivan: Ok....
L.S: thanks... Remember, I do not own Golden Sun 1 or 2, Camelot
does!... Ok
Ivan: Thank you.... Lord_Sun does not own golden.... hey...Wait a
minute!
L.S: Heh heh heh
Sheba: R&R please!
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Ivan: WHEN DO I GET SEE SHEBA??? HUH?HUH?
AND WHY DOES SHE KEEP BLUSHING AT FELIX???HUH????HU---
Eliminator_99:(once again pounces upon Ivan, but does not miss this
time) HAH!
Ivan: Aaaaiiiiiieeeeey! HELP ME---
L.S: Ha Ha Ha!
Ivan: *gasp* Camelot owns *pant* Golden Sun! *wheeze*!
L.S: Darn....he did the disclaimer....
Garet: Hey my pizza's gone again!
Isaac: Garet... you've got pizza sauce all over your face...
Garet:..... So?
Isaac: ( Sweat drop) So YOU ate it....
Garet: Gasp! I.... I'm... I did it???.....Oh my.......I... I'm a
hardened criminal-type-dude!(Garet shuts his eyes tight, screws up his
face, gets a constipated kind of look on his face, clenches his teeth
and fists tight, goes red in the face, and makes grunting noises).

Jenna: He's thinking! Yay, at last!
Isaac:.........Ok.....
Garet faints.
Lord_Sun: On with the story!
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Isaac sat in the woods thinking. He knew he couldn't go back. But he
did have a plan. He knew he couldn't go to Vault, either. He would go
to Kalay. There he could grow a beard, shave it off, and start a new
life. It would work, apart from the beard thing....KLONK! Something
hit him hard on the head, knocking him unconscious...

Mia had given up on searching Vault. She had inquired everybody on
Isaacs whereabouts, with no luck. Then, walking through some woods,
she noticed a glittering thing on the ground. She bent way...WAY over,
and then.................
SHE PICKED IT UP! MWAH-HAW-HAW!( Lord_Sun: Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
She examined the thing closely. It was a ring, but it looked
familiar... Then she remembered what it was. There was no light bulb,
no flash of inspiration. She just knew what it was, and took a step
back, dropping the ring into the snow. It was the ring she had given
Isaac on his birthday... but it was covered in blood.

Jenna was now on a mission. She would rescue her sweet Isaac, and then
Isaac would love her! Oh, she was so brilliant, she even amazed her
self sometimes!
" Heh heh heh!" Jenna snickered. That dumb old Mia would be stuck with
Garet for a change. Garet was great as a servant, sure.... But he was
crappy as a boy-friend. Of course, she could keep Garet as a her
servant, then he could fetch her stuff, and stupid Mia would be all
alone! Now she was REALLY amazing herself.
She walked out of Vale, (which had been rebuilt) and as soon as she
stepped out of the town gate, she met a foe, who was intent on
stopping her.... and soon they were locked in deadly combat... It was
a chipmunk!

Garet was facing a crisis. Felix and Sheba had gone into the bedroom
after Jenna and Ivan had left, Jenna was looking for something, and
Ivan was getting an ice cream cone, which always took hours, because
he always got lost. And now there were strange.... kissing noises
coming from the room where Felix and Sheba where, but they weren't
kissing... After all, Ivan was with Sheba, they were probably oiling
there armour or something... "anyway Garet thought, "Back to the
crisis. He wasn't sure if anyone had wanted this pizza. It was just
sitting there, no one had said not to eat it. Oh, well. He would just
leave it there. Oh ya... he already ate it.... Oh well!"

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Lord_Sun: As always R&R! But one more thing. I need to know who you
want to win more, Jenna or the chipmunk, and I need a name for the
chipmunk.
And I also want to know who you all think the pizza belonged to, and
what will happen? Thanks for taking time to read!
Eliminator_99: That was lame man.
L.S: That's it! No more beating Ivan for you!
E_99: Awwwwwww! Come on man!
L.S: I stick by my decision! You can beat him in a couple stories.
E_99: Ok......sheesh.
L.S: Bye for now!
( P.S: One of you reviewers are pretty much hinting that they don't
like my story. Sorry, I'm trying my best, this is my first fic, and my
friends and I find it quite funny. If you don't like it, then why are
you reading it?)
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