Disclaimers: - Nope not even a cent, so don't say I own YGO when I can't even own the world…..
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Ok, I've been driving for……I don't know but Xmas eve is nearly over and I'm thankful for it! Have you seen what those rabid Guinea pigs do??? *looks around* they hand out home insurances! Evil!!! Maybe I should pick one up…..
"C'mon Sanura! We've got my list to do!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Somebody SHOOT me!!! *a bullet just misses her* NOT LITERALITY MARIK!!! Where did he get that from? Even better, how did he manage to fire that thing???
We went to the outer edges of the city where it meets small Ville and Springfield – Marik & Yami INSISTED that we go there to do Q-Tips's shopping.
"ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu what's this???" Yami pointed to the most pathetic object in my entire afterlife.
"It's a rock Yami, you use a rock to throw at people and smashable china"
"Really!!! I wanna have a go throwing this rock at statues that pigeons shite on day in day out!"
I Remarked back that he should throw it at Bakura, he has white hair right? So go figure!
*cackles* ahhh the blissful noise of an Ambulance and a police Car….I sure wish they'd pick those dopey twats up…..
On with the list!
1) Yugi – A fake M.Puzzle
2) Joey – A poodle suit
3) Tristan – a ticket to get a hair cut from Nicky Clark
4) Mai – Wigs (He actually believes she wears them -_-;; )
5) Anzu – A free trip to the carvery (emphasis on the word 'carve')
6) Seto – Two tickets to see a pantomime called: 'who stole me BEWD?? (It was Bakura! I swear!)
7) Mokuba – Fangirls who would KILL to have hair like his
8) Serenity – Glasses (O.o? ohhhhh *cracks up laughing* the two wieners…..)
9) Ryou – A list of things to do or else Bakura will show EVERYONE at school what he was doing last night outside the Summer's house…(wait, that Katy's and my house!!! *screams* )
10) Marik – A psychology book
11) Malik – a Motorbike coupon
12) Yami – Nothing apart from a bumper sticker that says 'The thief stole my Christmas….and my life'
13) Katy – photos of Ryou naked in the shower (O_O!! I'm scarred for life…..)
14) Kathy –
*cries* I thought he loved me!!!! *has a tantrum* I WANT A PRESENT TO Y'KNOW!! *sniffles* that does it! I'm gonna find the nearest Xmas tree, shove wires up their asses and use them to decorate it! hmmm oh wait, they might enjoy that *shrugs* I guess putting them into a cage of rabid Barney dolls should do the trick.
"AHHHHH the Pharaoh's acting GAY!!!" I heard Bakura screaming the top of his lungs out whilst holding onto the lamp post for dear L- I mean after life. *gets confused*
"Bakura, just because he's happy, doesn't make him Gay-Gay, but Happy-Gay" I spat whilst putting the rest of the contents in the bag.
"Then please explain why he's wearing a pink-tutu, a leather shirt saying 'Be gay with me – now!' and has a thing for leather!" He complained like a sick politician ready to be grilled by the opposition.
"You're just being stereotypical and a wussy so PLEASE, stop humping the lamp post before you fry your balls off & singe your baby dick to a size of….wait, it's already microscopic….." I yell out *sneezes* what the?
"HAHAHAHAA!!! Sanura's got the flu!!!" Marik nanced around as if someone stuffed piranhas down his pants.
"It's nod fuddy….ahCHOO!!! *sniffles* it's your entire fault! All of you! Bloody setting the farms alight singing 'I feel like chicken tonight' and seeing who can catapult the most cats over an electric fence!"
I can't remember the rest, I think I blacked out.
~*~Xmas Day~*~
ughhhhhhhh where the heck am I? Have I've been sent to the great hairdressers in the sky? Or have I've dammed to hell?
"Merry Xmas Kathy!" My Hikari chirped all sing-song like.
I've been worse than dammed, I've been spared!! And why is everyone around the Christmas tree like those creepy, um….Garden Gnomes! That's the word! Those midgets that sit around the pond….waiting….for you to fall in….
"Merry Christmas Sanura!" The male yamis chirped and what's this?? PREZZIES!!!! YAY!! ^_________________________^ Oh happy day!
I dashed to the tree and found presents…with my name on them! I'm so happy I could kill someone! Let's see, what did I get….
From:-
1) Yugi – Anger management coupons…
2) Joey – A hair brush (*face faults*)
3) Tristan – CD's
4) Mai – A trip to a fancy hairdressers to get my hair done (YAY!)
5) Anzu – A friendship bracelet (ok………….)
6) Seto – A box of Duelling cards
7) Mokuba – A signed t-shirt (why you li'l…)
8) Serenity – A Baby Pink dress (um, thanks but I don't do pink…)
9) Ryou – Bakura's Diary ( hehhehehehehehe….that'll be fun to read…)
10) Marik – A pack of colouring pencils (errrr, are you sure they aren't for him?)
11) Malik – a shirt saying 'If I don't get my way, EVERYBODY suffers!'
12) Yami – Access to his bedchambers (ACK! Ewwwwwwww what a perv!)
13) Katy – A photo frame of me and her running away from Scotland yard…..(who the hell took that picture??)
I guess it wasn't such a bad Xmas after all *spots Bakura raiding her bedroom and sniffing her panties*
"BAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
The End
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A/N: YAY! Finished! Now to do my Valentine funny-fic you've been a brilliant audience! Buh-Bye!