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Merry Christmas!

Sing to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas the Fellowship gave to me, a leaf from the Party Tree.

On the second day of Christmas the Fellowship gave to me, two Elvish swords, and a leaf from the Party Tree

On the third day of Christmas the Fellowship gave to me, three silver arrows, two Elvish swords, and a leaf from the Party Tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Fellowship gave to me, four Elven brooches, three silver arrows, two Elvish swords, and a leaf from the Party Tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Fellowship gave to me, five of Gandalf's fireworks, four Elven brooches, three silver arrows, two Elvish swords, and a leaf from the Party Tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas the Fellowship gave to me, six pipes a smoking, five of Gandalf's fireworks, four elven brooches, three silver arrows, two Elvish swords, and a leaf from the Party Tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Fellowship gave to me, seven lembas wafers, six pipes a smoking, five of Gandalf's fireworks, four elven brooches, three silver arrows, two Elvish swords, and a leaf from the Party Tree.

On the eight day of Christmas the Fellowship gave to me, eight water skins, seven lembas wafers, six pipes a smoking, five of Gandalf's fireworks, four elven brooches, three silver arrows, two Elvish swords, and a leaf from the Party Tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Fellowship gave to me, nine draughts of Ent wash, eight water skins, seven lembas wafers, six pipes a smoking, five of Gandalf's fireworks, four elven brooches, three silver arrows, two Elvish swords, and a leaf from the Party Tree.

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