Disclaimer: Nothing of the God Tolkien's is mine. Neither are the Donnas songs.

Song 3: "Get Rid of That Elf"-Sing to the tune of "Get Rid of That Girl" by the Donnas.

See that elf he looks so fine

But he's mobbed by she-elves, my oh my

Go! Go! Go!

I'm gonna hit her in the head

I'm gonna knock her down

I'm gonna drag her by the hair all over town.

I'm gonna get get get get rid of that elf

I'm gonna get get get get rid of that elf

I'm gonna get get get get rid of that elf tonight.

Her hair's so blonde and her dress so long

So I put my sword and knives on.

Kill! Kill! Kill!

I'm gonna drag her ass down to my horse

I'm gonna use that dagger my father got

I'm gonna get get get get rid of that elf

I'm gonna get get get get rid of that elf

I'm gonna get get get get rid of that elf tonight.

Every time I see him she's with he

Gonna make her legs all wobbly

I can't wait to butcher her teeth

Then that elf will be all for me.

So when we pass her house, on the way to Rivendell

He'll no longer see how she's so good to me.

Get rid of that elf

Get rid of that elf

See that elf he looks so fine

But he's mobbed by she-elves my oh my

Go! Go! Go!

I'm gonna hit her in the head

I'm gonna knock her down

I'm gonna drag her by the hair all over town.

I'm gonna get get get get rid of that elf

I'm gonna get get get get rid of that elf

I'm gonna get get get get rid of that elf tonight.

Get rid of that elf

Get rid of that elf

Get rid of that elf

Get rid of that elf.

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