Togue Fluff
Chapter 4: Little Ditty About Todd and Marie
A/N: For anyone who was affraid I gave up parody songs, this is for you! It's a parody of "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp.
I'd like to take the time to respond to some reviews. Mark Gunther: I look forward to reading your story and will E-Mail you both, yes both, Objects in the Rearview Mirror and Rogue's Honor. You might have them already. Net Nannies suck. Riye Link/Reue: Attempted murder? OK, you asked for it! It's hinted at in the parody below. I couldn't post OITRM or RH without bowlderizing the hell out of them.
Uh, bowlderizing the heck out of them? BeshimiBoo: I'm sorry if you were offended by the agnostic views presented in my story. I was offended by your use of the word screw. They didn't screw, they made love. There is a difference. I believe I mentioned the lycra body
stocking. Plus, there's the obvious answer: condoms. Remember kids! Before you bag her, sheathe your dagger! OK, on with the parody.
Little ditty about Todd and Marie
Two mutant kids who are in love as can be
Someday they're gonna own their own bar
For now they'll make it backseat of Scott's car
Suckin' on Waxed Lips outside of Bayville High
Todd's lyin' on Marie's lap
He's feeling like he could fly
Marie says "Hey, Todd, let's run off
And give something a try
We might need some protection
But you'll always be my guy."
And Todd says
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the evolution is gone
Oh yeah, say life goes on
Long after the evolution is gone. They walk on.
Logan sees 'em, unsheathes his claws for the moment
Flashes them at Todd, does his best Eastwood
Well you know, Marie, I otta run off for a while
Logan says "Bub, you ain't goin' nowhere!"
And Todd say
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long as Logan ain't into disection
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long as Logan ain't into disection, He hops on.
Gonna let it rock
Let it roll
Let Lance Alvers come and
Save my soul
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
Changes come around real soon
Make us woman and man
Little ditty about Todd and Marie
Two mutated kids, the subject of this parody.