Oboebyrd's Guide to Writing Formulaic Fanfiction

An actual chapter now? No… sorry… I'm REALLY working on it, but the Writer's Block inhabiting my house has recently eaten half my foot… and I'm rather concerned with getting it off. But for those of you who are requesting stuff, let me tell you everything I'm going to TRY to work on/finish/start…

Frodo/Sam Slash. (Half finished! Yeah!) But this is causing some problems for me. I don't know why. Merry/Pippin Slash, which, for me, is wrong in more ways that one, but I'll do it and do it seriously anyway. Haldir/Legolas Slash, which I'm actually quite a big fan of, so let's see how that one goes, eh? ^_^ Movie Character Smut. I'll do it, but I feel sorry for all those poor actors who get shoved into a fanfiction… personally, I'd hate it. Perhaps Abbreviations, if I can find enough to do. (Pherlaith: AU means 'Alternate Universe', if you didn't know. I think you were just giving me any example, but there's your answer, anyway.) Author Notes/Disclaimers: Thanks to a couple folks for this one. They seem to go in the same category. I love creative disclaimers… Writing Reviews: Getting your name out there as much as possible and not saying anything to the guy who wrote the story… I also plan on writing an Essay entitled 'Thranduil', mainly because all these Thranduil-haters out there are bugging me…

Well, that's it for now… there's eight chapters that have yet to post! When my brain drags itself out of the primordial ooze it fell back into… oh well…

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Oboebyrd