Demon Child

Sorry I haven't updated this story for a long time.

Oh well, just for a fun fact 'Cadaver' means a dead body. And 'cadaverique' in French means deathlike.

I didn't have a clue about that until I was looking through an enormous dictionary. I looked up cadaverique in a French dictionary that's why.

Thanks to all those people who have reviewed my stories. Love them all.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Harry Potter. Now on with the story!

"talking"

'thoughts'

/Yugi -Yami/ //Yami - Yugi//

*Ryou - Bakura* **Bakura - Ryou**

~Malik - Marik~ ~~Marik - Malik~~

Chapter 5 Complains are coming to town!

"Last call for boarding Flight 593, Cairo, Egypt to London, Britain. I repeat last call for boarding Flight 593, Cairo, Egypt to London, Britain." The intercom announced.

"Come on you guys or we'll miss the plane!" Shouted Ishizu. "Where's Ryou?"

"Probably Bakura took over and he's trying to steal something." Malik said, playing with his hair.

Yugi was standing a few feet away having a conversation with Yami.

//Come on Yugi, let me out. I won't cause any trouble.//

//No./

//Please.//

/I say you can after we get to Britain./

//But that's hours away. I want to come out.//

/You sound like a little kid begging for candy, Yami./

//I don't care. I want to come out.//

/Nooo./

//Yesssss.//

/Noooooooooo./

//Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss.//

"Hey Yugi, you coming," said Malik.

"Ah yeah." Yugi said, hurrying to catch up with the others.

/It's all your fault, Yami./

//You can always just let me out.//

/No./

Yugi closes the mindlink.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On the Airplane ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Welcome all of you to Flight 593, First class passengers, your seats are at the front of the plane. Business class passengers, your seats are at the middle of the plane. Economy class passengers, your seats are at the end of the plane. Please sit in your assigned seats, the plane will begin its journey as soon as all passengers are seated. Thank you."

"Sit down you guys!" shouted Ishizu.

"I don't want to sit next to Ishizu, swap seats Ryou."

"Just sit down Malik! You should be glad that I haven't chucked you out of the plane yet!"

Yugi and Ryou tried not to laugh out loud at the expression on Malik's face.

**It's priceless.** Bakura laughed in his soulroom **Can I come out please Ryou?**

*No, not until we get to Britain.*

**Why not hikari?**

*Let's just say if you can stay in your soulroom until we land and Yami doesn't come out between that time, you can use the body until tomorrow morning.*

**Did you make a deal with Yugi for which yami can stay in their soulroom the longest?**

*Yeah sort of. If you want to win then don't come out before the plane lands in Britain.*

**Fine, I bet I will win anyway.**

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//The only millennium holder that can complain that badly is Malik, don't you think so Yugi?//

/So true./

//Now can I come out hikari?//

/No!/

//Please.//

/No, not until the plane lands in Britain./

//Why?//

/I bet Ryou doesn't have this problem with his yami./

//Are you trying to say that Bakura is more well-behaved then I am?//

/Yep!/

//Then I'll prove you wrong.//

/How are you going to do that?/

//I'll stay in the soulroom for the whole plane ride.//

/Let's see if you can./

//I'll prove you wrong Yugi. You'll regret saying Bakura is better behaved than I am.//

Yugi smiled 'And there goes my best problem.'

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~~Malik's acting like a little kid. Mali's acting like a little kid.~~

~SHUT UP Marik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

~~He's feisty too.~~ Marik grinned at his hikari from the Shadow Realm.

~Sometimes I wish I can swap you for Ryou's yami.~

~~But I'm way better than that albino Tomb Robber.~~

~You never know.~

~~Are you saying that you would swap me, the best duellist.~~

~Not.~

~~The leader of the Rare Hunters.~~

~That was me.~

~~Owner of Ra.~~

~Former owner.~

~~The hottest and sexiest yami.~~

~Plus insane, crazy and mad.~

~~How can you compare me with Bakura?~~

~At least he didn't try to kill me! Unlike somebody.~

~~I didn't try to kill you. I tried to banish you to the Shadow Realm.~~

~That's just as bad.~

Malik sat slowly into his seat 'Why does Ishizu always have to pick on me?'

The Flight attendants did their usual safety procedure act. Malik fell asleep before they even started. Yugi was yawning and about to fall asleep. But goodie good Ryou memorised every word that they said. ^^;;;;;;;;

**How does my hikari do that?**

*Because I want to make sure I won't get kill in an emergency.*

**Only you could do that. You should be more like Malik, he's a good role model for you.**

*You want me to fall asleep so you can take over my body. Dream on yami.*

**It was a good try at least. But you really should be more like Malik. He cares about basically nothing but his own hide.**

*Oh wonderful.*

**Or you could be like me, and steal that old lady over there's purse. She looks like she has several thousand in there.**

*No! I will not! Bakura, just because you are a tomb robber doesn't mean I am too.*

**Can I steal it then?**

*NO! Leave other people's properties alone.*

**Why does my hikari have to be such a goodie good? I want to swap Ryou for Malik. At least he can actually argue properly.**

*I doubt Malik wants to swap an insane yami for another insane yami.*

**I bet he's dying to have me as his yami unlike somebody.**

*I give up this is pointless.*

'Told you I was right, Ryou can't argue properly.'

The rest of the plane ride went more smoothly. Everyone fell asleep at least once apart from the yamis who were bored to death (not that they can die).

When the plane finally began to make its descent, Yami and Bakura both felt so proud, they stayed in their soulrooms for the whole trip and they'll soon be able to take over their hikari's body for a stretch and walk around plus argue with each other and Malik. They have decided against arguing with Ishizu for fear that they will make their hikaris' innocent ears go deaf.

Yugi yawned waking up just as the plane descended.

//Had a good sleep hikari?//

/Wonderful./ He yawned again.

//Can I take over now?//

/Sure. I think I'm going to take another nap. Don't cause any trouble o.k. Yami./

//Whoopee!// Yami does a little dance in his soulroom then took over the body.

CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Owwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! That hurts." He stretches a bit more. CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

**Can I take over now RYOU? I've been good.** Bakura does the puppy dog eyes.

*O.k. you can now. Just promise me you won't steal other people's things or create chaos.*

**I promise.** Bakura said in his most kiddish voice.

Ryou shook his head 'That would most likely be translated as "I will steal other people's things and create chaos".'

Bakura took over and streatches slowly. Clack! CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I hate you bone, I hate you bone!"

~~Can I take over your body hikari? I promise I'll be good.~~

~How about no!~

~~Please. Pretty please. Pretty please with Ra on top.~~

~I want to sleep.~

~~The plane's almost ready to land. Can I please?~~

~Fine. But just until we get to our new house, then you'll be off to the Shadow Realm again.~

~~I feel so loved.~~

~You are not loved!~

~~Don't you love me?~~

~No I do not. You're a pain in the backside.~

~~But I've never hit your backside before.~~

~I don't mean literally, you baka!~

~~Then what do you mean.~~

~I give up. You are too much of a baka.~

~~Whatever.~~

Marik smiled as his soul passes back into his hikari's body. 'It's so good to be back. Let the chaos begin!' CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4 Privet Drive ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Wake up! We have new neighbours moving in next door and I want everyone in this house to meet them." Roared Uncle Vernon.

"I don't want to." Harry yelled back.

"You will do so immediately." Said Uncle Vernon.

'Those foolish muggles. Who do they think they are.' Harry thought then a little voice spoke in his head. ' "No matter what happens, keep your cool. Don't let any silly thing get at you." Dad had said that to me, it is so damn hard.'

"Fine!!!" Harry yelled.

Uncle Vernon walked away grumbling. Harry got up and dress. 'Why me? This must be just another muggle moving in, I have better things to do than go meeting them. Oh well.'

He walked into the kitchen.

"Make yourself presentable boy." Uncle Vernon said as Harry came in.

Harry grumble in his throat trying to keep his temper in control. He sat down looking at his breakfast, a slice of apple. 'Just wait you fools. Soon you'll regret treating me like this.' He ate his slice in one gulp. 'That was pathetic.'

"Come on all of you. I want us all to be ready when they arrive." Uncle Vernon commanded.

'Must not let my temper go out of control. Must not let my temper go out of control.' Harry repeated over and over in his head.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ London International Airport ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Malik! Ryou! Come here this instant!" Ishizu yelled at the top of her lungs making Yami and anybody within 300m radius go temporarily deaf and dizzy.

Marik and Bakura leaped up in surprise at Ishizu's yell and run for their lives back to Ishizu putting their most innocent looks on. They had been shoplifting some pretty, shiny objects which are all currently well hidden in every space and pocket that they have.

"Is something wrong Ishizu?" Bakura asked using Ryou's voice.

"If there wasn't then Ishizu won't have yelled my ears deaf back then." Yami grumbled.

Marik and Bakura smiled innocently back.

"Where have you two been?" Ishizu asked.

"It wasn't my fault sis. You know how much Marik and Bakura loves to look through shop windows, they forced us to walk around here." Marik mimicked his hikari's voice.

"It was fun." Bakura added softly.

"I don't have time for this. We have to find the bus that goes to Little Whinging now. It is schedule to leave the airport at 10am sharp." Ishizu said herding the three yamis toward the bus stop exit.

"Where is that bus sis?" Marik asked, he was bored there were so many things he would steal if only Ishizu wasn't there. He turned round and whispered to Bakura. " Hey 'Kura, how much money do you think we will get for that gold necklace with the black opal pendant on it?"

"Mmm, if you are good you can get some three thousand dollars for it." Bakura said grinning. "I told you that shop had some very good treasures in it."

"What else did you guys steal anyway?" Yami asked.

"When were you ever interested in the things we steal, Pharaoh?" Marik asked looking over at his hikari's sister making sure she doesn't hear a word of what they were saying.

"Ever since I heard a black opal being mentioned, Marik."

"How did you guess who I am Pharaoh?"

"It's pretty hard not to notice the change." Yami chuckled. "Well?"

"Lots and lots of pretty things." Bakura said winking at his partner in crime.

"Like what, an engagement ring for your imaginary lover?" Yami smirked.

"Watch it Pharaoh. Just because I look better than you do doesn't mean that you should insult me like that. I wasn't the one should had to go out with friendship speech girl, you were." Bakura countered.

Yami blushed slightly "How dare you insult my friends Tomb Robber! You should be glad I haven't send you to the Shadow Realm yet."

Marik laughed "Oooh Pharaoh's girlfriend is that cheerleading fan of yours, Malik said over and over how pathetic she is. I can't believe how he actually survived in there."

"Pharaoh and Tea up the tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G." Bakura chanted, giggling like an idiot.

Ishizu marched over "Stop mucking around. We've got a bus to catch, it's leaving in five minutes. Now, HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yami, Bakura and Marik all leaped three metres into the air, shocked from the sudden yelling of Ishizu.

"We're coming." Moaned the yamis, following the enraged Ishizu.

The bus ride went as smoothly as one would expect (Ishizu yelling and Marik begging to swap seats).

In the end Ishizu sat with Yami and Marik sat with Bakura.

Yami only agreed to swap because Marik said he would be nice to him for the rest of the day.

Giggles and moans were occasionally heard by Yami and a couple of people close to the two insane yamis (excluding Ishizu). When Yami looked back at his fellow yamis, he understood why he heard those sounds. Marik was sitting on Bakura's lap resting his head on Bakura's shoulder whispering things on the lines of world domination and destroying the Pharaoh. And Bakura was nuzzling on Marik's neck (you get the idea).

"You guys look comfy." Yami said.

Bakura lifted his head up to see Yami properly "Yes we are Pharaoh, now go back to whatever you were doing so I don't have to leave this position and make you do it." Bakura lowered his head and continued kissing/nuzzling Marik's neck.

Yami shook his head doing his best to block out whatever sounds Bakura and Marik were making.

Within an hour of travelling on the bus they arrived at their destination, Privet Drive. Ishizu herded them off the bus and made their way to their new house for the next few weeks, Number 6 Privet Drive.

Uncle Vernon saw four extremely out of place looking people walk up to the house next door and ordered his family plus Harry to follow him and greet the new neighbours.

"Well hello there. I guess that you four would be moving into Number 6." Uncle Vernon said in his most impressive voice.

"Yes we are. I'm Ishizu Ishtar. Nice to meet you." Ishizu said.

"I am Vernon Dursley, this is my wife Petunia, my son Dudley, and that's my nephew Harry." Uncle Vernon said pointing as he spoke.

Ishizu nodded in greeting while the yamis chatted away in the Ancient Egyptian language.

"Those are stupid fools." Said Bakura.

"I'm not sure about that nephew of his." Replied Yami.

"True, he's different somehow." Nodded Marik.

"But still, he doesn't stand a chance against us." Bakura said looking very proud of himself. The other yamis nodded in agreement.

Uncle Vernon looked oddly at the boys behind Ishizu that were specking nonsense to his ears.

Ishizu noticed and said "We're from Egypt. Anyway the tri-coloured hair boy over there is Yugi Mouto."

Yami twitched at being stared at "Err . hi."

Bakura and Marik cracked up laughing at the blushing Pharaoh.

Ishizu continued as if nothing happened "The white haired boy is Ryou Bakura."

Bakura groaned in his throat but still managed a rather happy Ryou's voice reply "Hello."

"And the blond one is Malik Ishtar, my brother." Ishizu said finishing the introduction.

"Hi." Marik said in his own voice scaring Dudley to grab his mum's arm.

The three yamis and Harry burst into silent giggles.

Ishizu looked as if she will explode at any moment, made the excuse and herded the yamis into the house.

Uncle Vernon almost exploded when he saw the yamis laugh at his son 'How dare they laugh at my son!'

Harry was just plain interested in his new neighbours 'It's not an everyday thing to have people like them show up. They're pretty good, such a shame I'm stuck in this house, maybe I should pay them a visit later on.'

With that he smiled and finished off his summer holiday homework.

AN: Sorry again for the lateness of this chapter. I've been having too much of a holiday so far and I'm about to get more making me unable to upload a new chapter for another month I think. I'm going overseas ^______________^. Anyway sorry to all those Yami and Tea fans out there, I have nothing bad against them; it's just that Bakura and Malik are my most favourite characters nowadays.

There will be no yaoi in this story, the max are kisses, hugs and maybe a few in the bed scenes that have nothing to do with sex. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, R & R please.